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Sluttiest phone **** you've ever had with an EQ s**t?

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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 10:18    Post subject: Sluttiest phone **** you've ever had with an EQ s**t? Reply with quote

MINE WAS WITH A LEVEL 21 MONK (SHE WAS VERY PROUD OF HER 'ESSENCE OF DOL')

I STILL MISS HER Embarassed
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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 10:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a group in mids 40's. Druid(female) trains group in DL. Druid comes back and to make amends Cybors the men in group. I have to wait an hour...and didn't get a turn. Confused
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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 10:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

EEndi wrote:
In a group in mids 40's. Druid(female) trains group in DL. Druid comes back and to make amends Cybors the men in group. I have to wait an hour...and didn't get a turn. Confused


i feel ur pain. i am heer for you
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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 10:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a roommate once who ran our phone bill up to $500 on damn phone ****, and then I found out all the girl wanted to talk about is Vegas..

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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 10:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Princi best ever Razz
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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 11:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've never had Maath and Akimatsu then


Aki is rough, Maath has the **** voice ever.


Abi is pretty good too


*Phone rings*

*Caller ID says 'James calling...*

"Hello?

"What're you wearing?"

"Wow you waste no time..."
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PostPosted: 10/02/03 - 21:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manuva wrote:
You've never had Maath and Akimatsu then


Aki is rough, Maath has the **** voice ever.


Abi is pretty good too


*Phone rings*

*Caller ID says 'James calling...*

"Hello?

"What're you wearing?"

"Wow you waste no time..."


<3 ABI
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 00:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maath is insanely hot IRL too

Shes like a phone **** godess COME true!
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 00:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

lilly white ??????
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 06:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh frashii you obviously havent heard my voice.
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 14:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

either bortak or frax. take your pick. whichever is online. unless they too busy with each other. then its joguns turn.
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 15:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asassin wrote:
either bortak or frax. take your pick. whichever is online. unless they too busy with each other. then its joguns turn.


Asassin is a tease tho, he spits!
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 21:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only called 3 people fro EQ

they will remain nameless
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 22:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paden:

1. They were guys.
2. You never called them for phone ****.
3. You're such a waste of a human being that you couldn't even score pity **** from a drunk s**t whos gone without **** for 2 years.
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 22:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brael wrote:
Paden:

1. They were guys
2. You never called them for cyber


You got me!

Jaramus my EC scammer partner and his Friend Tzverit (some stupid name)

I called Belgium to talk to a friend named Pyzin and frostkiss.

I did that for spite because it was not my phone i was useing haha.
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PostPosted: 10/03/03 - 23:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paden wrote:
I only called 3 people fro EQ

they will remain nameless

That didn't last long, haha
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PostPosted: 10/04/03 - 17:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never got the phone **** from either but as for **** voices on the phone, dunno if anyone remembers these names but here goes...

#2 Kaaos DE Cleric ****! (I was the first on the call list to take over playing her for her Ragefire camp in Sol B) oooh nice voice

#1 Ailasee/Ailasea HE Cleric/WE Druid (Same was 1st on call list to play her when she needed to sleep, Aussie sweet sweet voice)

Yup only 2, I havent had many EQ RL women call me on the phone.
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PostPosted: 10/04/03 - 17:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

me and a friend scammed a female cleric, a ranger, and a shadowknight off of one kid. Then he was trying to get us banned so we called her up to make an agreement.

Turns out this female cleric was really a 15 year old kid who lives in texas. His voice was really annoying and whiney so I talked mad shit about how he was playing a female character and how he was a guy. Later to find out that he would act like a chick in game using words like hun and shit and send pictures of his sister to people who asked for a picture. Using this he would get stuff from people.

this would be one reason why I think all females are scandalous.
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PostPosted: 10/05/03 - 07:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

there used to be a wood elf druid who was renowned for cybering practically anyone. aireil or something like that.
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PostPosted: 10/05/03 - 08:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruben called Motley... Ruben says they had phonesex. Motley Denies...

Discuss.
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 04:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

interesting never thought about having phone **** with someone from EQ LoL
can only imagine it would be like oo baby you look so hawt in your kilt with your pixelated tits.........
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 06:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abi and good old Timh the enchanter.
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 07:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just be thankful you meet actual women playing EQ! Crying or Very sad I never flirt or participate in hot-chatting because most of the "women" in EQ are men! Shocked

Furthermore, just because they sound like women on the phone doesn't mean they are. LOL This is a funny post, I can just imagine some of you chokin it on the phone with a big fat middle-aged bald guy in his tightie-whities thinking you are talking to some hot babe! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 09:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

this chick used to cyber me when i was a guide... she r0x.. i still talk to her on the tele sometimes
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 10:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

r00tus wrote:
this chick used to cyber me when i was a guide... she r0x.. i still talk to her on the tele sometimes


women dig power - even meaningless, stupid power. that's why the hot 18 yr old high school s***s will f**k middle aged "Toys R Us" managers. because those guys are TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, BABY. THEY MANAGE THE STORE.


okay well the place i'm thinking was "Circus World" but it's all the same princple.
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PostPosted: 10/06/03 - 10:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm the director of operations at blobbynet worldwide enterprises
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