Akronn
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 10/19/03 - 19:52 Post subject:
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This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me! My penis is turning orange!" The doctor says," Well, what do you do for a living?" The man replies, "I'm unemployed. I just sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching pornos."
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A penis and a toe were talking one day. The toe said to the penis, "Man, I have the worst life. All day I am stuck inside a smelly shoe, and my master is clumsy, so I always get hurt." The penis responded, "Oh, yeah? My master makes me do push-ups until I throw up!"
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A very repressed married couple could never bring themselves to talk about "****," so they always referred to it as "doing the laundry."
One evening, the husband was feeling romantic, so he suggested his wife come upstairs with him, so they could "do the laundry." She declined, saying she had a headache.
Later that night, the wife slid into bed next to her husband, and told him she was willing to help him do the laundry now. He replied, "That's all right, dear. It was a small load, so I did it by hand."
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