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Buntz
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 Posted: 05/26/04 - 08:20 Post subject: ****-Crazed Nations: Where Does U.S. Rank?
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**** in the U.S. may not be as frequent as in Eastern Europe, but at least Americans are still among the **** creatures on the planet.
A new global **** survey by condom maker Durex shows Eastern Europeans have the most plentiful **** lives, with Hungarians, Bulgarians, and Russians all reporting having **** more than 150 times a year. The worldwide average was 127 times a year, and Americans fell below the mark at 118 times per year.
But Americans were second only to Brazilians when it came to the **** people on earth. One in 10 hailed Brazilians as the **** nationality, followed by Americans (9%) and the French (8%).
**** Survey Snippets
The survey of 150,000 **** active adults from 34 countries was conducted online via the durex.com web site. Questions ranged from "Are you happy with your **** life?" to "Have you ever ...?"
Researchers found that three in four people worldwide say they're happy with their **** lives. But lovers in Thailand, Vietnam, and China are happiest with 92%, 90%, and 83%, respectively, reporting **** contentment.
At the other end of the scale, the Russians tied the Finns for the lowest level of **** contentment (59%) despite Russians' abundant **** lives.
Other **** survey findings include:
Singapore residents had the least **** at just 96 times a year. It was the only country to dip below the 100 mark.
Forty-five percent of people worldwide have had a one-night stand, and nearly three in 10 have had phone, text, or email ****.
Nearly half of all women (48%) have faked an orgasm compared with just 12% of men.
Partner on top is the favorite **** position worldwide, named by nearly three in 10 respondents (29%).
Health-Care Providers Are ****
Doctors, nurses, and masseurs were second only to models as the world's **** professions, with models garnering 21% of the vote and the rest tied at 10%.
English soccer star David Beckham was voted the world's **** man, followed by the American actors George Clooney and Ben Affleck.
Singer/actress/paparazzi magnet Jennifer Lopez won **** female in the **** survey but was closely trailed by Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones, American actress Halle Berry, and pop star Britney Spears.
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khrath
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:12 Post subject:
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i was fine with all of this until I saw Ben Affleck's name in there
Now i have a hard time taking any of it seriously
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:14 Post subject:
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Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
If I had to have **** with a dude I would pick Arnold or Antonio =/
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median
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:17 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
If I had to have **** with a dude I would pick Arnold or Antonio =/ |
you would have **** with a dude?
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Celestra
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:19 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
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Hehe for once we agree. I hate Ben Afleck. Especially after Daredevil. I'd rather have my eyes removed with a spoon than see that movie again.
I know why people in Eastern Europe have the most ****, btw.
Because there's nothing else to do.
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:19 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
If I had to have **** with a dude I would pick Arnold or Antonio =/ |
you would have **** with a dude? |
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median
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:22 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | median wrote: | | Mugaaz wrote: | Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
If I had to have **** with a dude I would pick Arnold or Antonio =/ |
you would have **** with a dude? |
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heh just bustin your balls 
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Buntz
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:34 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | Ya, I don't get this Ben Affleck shit, the guy looks like a retarded frat boy who's mildly gay. I can't really see anything about him that's remarkable.
If I had to have **** with a dude I would pick Arnold or Antonio =/ |
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:50 Post subject:
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So people waste money on seeing what country has the most filled cooters?
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Paco
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:57 Post subject:
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I want to know where Scotland fits into this scheme of things..
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Celestra
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 09:58 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | I want to know where Scotland fits into this scheme of things.. |
Do sheep count?
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Ikkan
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 10:00 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | I want to know where Scotland fits into this scheme of things.. |
What about Dijobouti?
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Paco
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 10:07 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | Paco wrote: | | I want to know where Scotland fits into this scheme of things.. |
Do sheep count? |
Well, that's between the herd and Eduin.
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 12:15 Post subject:
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The **** women are not in the US, not cause the US put pictures of their women in thousands of magazines/news movies etc..that it proves anything.
In fact most of the women stars in the US were not even born in the US they just stay there for the money.
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Clevinger
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 12:56 Post subject:
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| Maelstrom wrote: | The **** women are not in the US, not cause the US put pictures of their women in thousands of magazines/news movies etc..that it proves anything.
In fact most of the women stars in the US were not even born in the US they just stay there for the money. |
because they can't have the money mailed or wired to them in their natvie country right?
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Banzai
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 18:33 Post subject:
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Zeta-Jones is **** than J.Lo. Sorry. Maybe because she exudes, I don't know, class?
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lauren000
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Posted: 05/26/04 - 19:37 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Zeta-Jones is **** than J.Lo. Sorry. Maybe because she exudes, I don't know, class? |
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