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Renork
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 Posted: 11/01/04 - 17:05 Post subject: Say if the devil offered you three wishes..
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... but you had to deliver him the soul of a young girl(5-10), would you?
The only rule, which can not be changed with a wish. Is a wish for more wishes.
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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 17:10 Post subject:
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Wish 1: to know the wisest possible Wish 2
Wish 2: the wish specified by Wish 1
Wish 3: that the girl would get her soul back immediately and in its original state
I guess you could also give him the soul of a girl who would eventually grow up to be a serial killer or something.
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Lucifer
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Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 12
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 17:26 Post subject:
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It's not that simple Sinrakin, wannabe do-gooder. You'll be seeing me soon enough, but there's no use pretending to be a nice guy now.
And who wants girls that young? Tut tut.
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 17:29 Post subject:
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1. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
2. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
3. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN THAT GIRLS FACE.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 17:36 Post subject:
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Not a chance. Because if the devil offered me 3 wishes, that would mean that God exists, and I'd immediately convert to Christianity and join the winning side.
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 18:05 Post subject:
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But evil always triumphs over good, because good is dumb
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 18:30 Post subject:
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1) $600,000,000,000,000,000,000
2) Ability to instantly travel anywhere safely no matter the conditions
3) give girl soul back
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 18:36 Post subject:
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Move this to the teen forum plz.
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Mogling
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Joined: 29 Dec 2002
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 18:38 Post subject:
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1. Immortality (Id carefuly word this wish tho)
2. Eternal Youth (about 30 something at oldest)
3. Give the girl back her soul.
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Not Queen of Jews
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Joined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 87
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:00 Post subject:
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1) Some Kool-Aid
2) Give the girl her soul back
3) Take the girl's soul again
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Kool-Aid Man
Fresh Meat
Joined: 09 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:01 Post subject:
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Ohhhh Yea!
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:01 Post subject:
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I think i'd wish to become an omnipotent all powerful being with the power to create and maintain infinite alternate realities, where I alone held total power over everything, including but not limited to the powers of creation, destruction, and the power to change already existing things.
I think for the second one, i'd wish that my conciousness would transcend into an intangible form that was free of any type of outside interruption, unless I wished otherwise.
I think for the third wish, i'd wish that the earth would explode, just so all you fools who asked for immortality, would drift eternally in space as a frozen human popsickle.
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Teutates
Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Sep 2004
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Location: At her computer
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:06 Post subject: Re: Say if the devil offered you three wishes..
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| Renork wrote: | ... but you had to deliver him the soul of a young girl(5-10), would you?
The only rule, which can not be changed with a wish. Is a wish for more wishes. |
He lies because i already did that
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Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Sep 2004
Posts: 232
Location: At her computer
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:11 Post subject: Re: Say if the devil offered you three wishes..
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| Renork wrote: | ... but you had to deliver him the soul of a young girl(5-10), would you?
The only rule, which can not be changed with a wish. Is a wish for more wishes. |
1. Bush dies
2. Kerry dies
3. Girl takes over hell
:::dont ever f**k with someone that doesn't care -- you will lose:::
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6283
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:18 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | I think i'd wish to become an omnipotent all powerful being with the power to create and maintain infinite alternate realities, where I alone held total power over everything, including but not limited to the powers of creation, destruction, and the power to change already existing things.
I think for the second one, i'd wish that my conciousness would transcend into an intangible form that was free of any type of outside interruption, unless I wished otherwise.
I think for the third wish, i'd wish that the earth would explode, just so all you fools who asked for immortality, would drift eternally in space as a frozen human popsickle. |
win
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:20 Post subject:
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| Queen of Jews wrote: | 1. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
2. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
3. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN THAT GIRLS FACE. |
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Tolanin
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:34 Post subject:
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Does it make me a bad person that i didnt even consider sparing the girl?..
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Luke Warm
Joined: 12 Sep 2004
Posts: 232
Location: At her computer
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 19:35 Post subject:
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| Tolanin wrote: | | Does it make me a bad person that i didnt even consider sparing the girl?.. |
Least i put the girl in a position of power to f**k over Lucifer after i got my first two wishes =)
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Devook
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Joined: 31 Mar 2004
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Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 20:18 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | Queen of Jews wrote: | 1. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
2. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN YOUR FACE.
3. I wish I could stick my PENIS IN THAT GIRLS FACE. |
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Plat4PoP
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 20:23 Post subject:
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1. Immortality
2. Time Travel
3. Instant Space Travel
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Renork
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 6283
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 21:14 Post subject:
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personally I would go with
imortality to the degree only I can decide when its time to end.
omnipresence.
know everything there ever was or ever will be known.
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Finigan
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 21:33 Post subject:
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1. Atarom would die
2. My jizz cures cancer but only if freshly swallowed
3. Atarom's family dies
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 22:00 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | 1. Atarom would die
2. My jizz cures cancer but only if freshly swallowed
3. Atarom's family dies |
Obligatory reference to semen.
Move to teen forum plz.
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Maelstrom
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Montréal
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 22:07 Post subject:
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1- Give the little girl's soul back.
2- Make things so that every women on earth would have **** with me anywhere anytime.
3- Ask the Devil for his soul.
Then I can trade it to God for 3 new wishes.
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Sutto
Sir Postalot
Joined: 18 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 22:09 Post subject:
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who are you people kidding:
1. Wallet that instantly spawns 1,000 every time i open it
2. Shoes that do the walking for me!
3. A super toilet! with all those nifty gadgets!
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/01/04 - 22:48 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Finigan wrote: | 1. Atarom would die
2. My jizz cures cancer but only if freshly swallowed
3. Atarom's family dies |
Obligatory reference to semen.
Move to teen forum plz. |
someone make kbarr a mod please
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 02:50 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | I think i'd wish to become an omnipotent all powerful being with the power to create and maintain infinite alternate realities, where I alone held total power over everything, including but not limited to the powers of creation, destruction, and the power to change already existing things.
I think for the second one, i'd wish that my conciousness would transcend into an intangible form that was free of any type of outside interruption, unless I wished otherwise.
I think for the third wish, i'd wish that the earth would explode, just so all you fools who asked for immortality, would drift eternally in space as a frozen human popsickle. |
First two wishes were awesome!
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 11/02/04 - 03:33 Post subject:
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Wish 1: A coin that transmigrates into a beautiful woman robot.
Wish 2: Become a tiger-bot Hesh
Wish 3: Kbarr becomes a newborn babe with elevator music constantly playing in his head, horrible acne, and a complex that his penis is simply too big for its own good.
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