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compusmack
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Nictathan
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OMG
I seriously can't decide whether to laugh, or to find this man and beat him down for his stupidity and ignorance.
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Frax
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 13:38 Post subject:
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haha
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 14:48 Post subject: Re: Roleplayers are evil, drug using, homosexual criminals.
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I think roleplayers are f*****g faggots and thats enough for me. Go LARP in the fagatorium thanks.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 14:50 Post subject:
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As a role-player, I admit that we spend most of our D&D sessions doing drugs, acting promiscuous and engaging in buttse.cx.
I love pastors who talk out of their asses when they don't know shit, and I love the people who blindly follow them.
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Occulis
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 14:54 Post subject:
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D&D is a lot of fun, but there is a huge number of effiminates playing any sort of role-playing game. I think it has something to do with women being better communicators, men who communicate being more in touch with their feminine sides, and a seriously low female:male ratio at most RP events.
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Jakanden
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 14:58 Post subject: Re: Roleplayers are evil, drug using, homosexual criminals.
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| Mugaaz wrote: |
I think roleplayers are f*****g faggots and thats enough for me. Go LARP in the fagatorium thanks. |
I used to wonder why people thought you were a fucktard until recently
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Aviger
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 15:09 Post subject:
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Man, i started going to church after i read that, and now i know only gods love is really COOL!
Thank you father dunn!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 15:14 Post subject:
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Awesome job, Christians! Here are some highlights:
| Quote: | | Tell them about the syphilis-related insanity of Jimmy Cox, a Tennessee teenager who used role-playing games to build around him a coven of homosexuals. |
I didn't know homosexuals divided themselves into covens!
| Quote: | | Invitations to participate, if accepted, place the individual in a precarious position himself, and will probably expose him to the scourges of drugs, fornication, homosexuality and Catholicism/paganism in many cases. |
Catholicism you say? Hmmm...
| Quote: | | Tell them, for instance, that role-playing is little different from homosexuality, in which gays and lesbians “role-play” the parts of women and men, respectively. Warn them about the **** deviancy in addition to the social deviancy — point out to them that the activity borders on delusion (“You are not an elf, Tommy!”) |
So tell us how you really feel about homosexuals, Father Ramos!
| Quote: | | As good Christians, it is obviously our duty to prevent our youth from learning the corrupt ways these books and games teach. ****, suicide, drug abuse, homosexuality, “golden showers” and many other behaviors proscribed by the Lord and the Good Book come as a result of players taking their games too far |
lOL!
| Quote: | | Demon, for example, also contains systems by which the satanic characters can attack or use magic upon their enemies, with dark arts spawned from Hell itself. These are not unlike the gay community’s reactionary “straight bashing” in response to the more physical efforts of their loving fellows (but loving in the Lord’s intended way) to bring them back into the fold. |
What the f**k is he talking about? This has to be a joke
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Occulis
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 15:20 Post subject:
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lol lol lol
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Aviger
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 15:44 Post subject:
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You are not an elf, silvermouse
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Obmar
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:08 Post subject:
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i enjoyed that
i endorse this post!
regards
Obmar
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Yanbik
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:40 Post subject:
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i didnt know the bible talked about golden showers
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merdocc
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:42 Post subject:
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So wait... you are saying D&D gatherings are like the new bathhouses?
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Obmar
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:45 Post subject:
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I have to admit that this is a definte paradigm shift
D&D was never a gateway to getting laid when I played it that's for sure 
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Galdaria
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:47 Post subject:
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I wanna know how this man of God knows of the golden shower.
So wait, does this mean im not really a half elf pally, or a gnome?
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merdocc
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 18:50 Post subject:
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| Obmar wrote: | I have to admit that this is a definte paradigm shift
D&D was never a gateway to getting laid when I played it that's for sure |
There is this hot girl (I would give her a 6/10) that always comes in with the nerdiest m**********r alive. It's all about isolating the target female I think... if you spend enough time alone and you share a common interest anything is possible.
Now, this isn't a how to guide for you guys who would go out and put someone in a bag thinking that's quality time and the common interest being getting kidnapped.
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Prawn
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 20:11 Post subject:
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Yep... same city and all...
Lame
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gotissues68
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 20:30 Post subject:
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In addition, we seek to prepare children for the dangers of the modern world: Juadaism, Islam, Catholicism, AIDS, Gambling and rampant homosexuality.
Morons... 
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Docter
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 21:01 Post subject:
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I've played D&D off and on for the past 25 years...out of all the gaming groups I've been a part of...I've only played with one openly homosexual (he played female characters) and he was a cool person...we haven't gone demonic yet...guess we made our saving throws. LOL
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 21:58 Post subject:
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| Prawn wrote: | http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/results.jhtml;jsessionid=CHOCAYXRYZD2KCWLEAMCFFA?whoistoken=0&_requestid=429176
Publicity stunt? |
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 22:10 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | Prawn wrote: | http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/results.jhtml;jsessionid=CHOCAYXRYZD2KCWLEAMCFFA?whoistoken=0&_requestid=429176
Publicity stunt? |
| Quote: | | We are unable to process your request at this time. Please try again later. |
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For those that are getting this the site is registered to White Wolf in Stone Mtn GA.
Basically it's to create a stir so people check out their shit
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 22:35 Post subject:
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i only role played up till 6th grade
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lauren000
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 22:51 Post subject:
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god hates him more than homosexuals, whores, criminals, or drug fiends
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lauren000
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 22:52 Post subject:
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Eternal Grace Congregation Church
3601 Calusa Club Dr.
Miami, FL 33186
(305) 555-1819
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smallgreenguy
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 23:43 Post subject:
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Lol i'm a Christian and must agree that this guy is a fucktard.
1. Catholicism has the same principles and beliefs as Christianity, except for praying to saints, but I guess he doesn't know that?
2. Can't be friends with homos, wtf is he talking about...
3. Um, most roleplayers don't have money for drugs, and are more concerned with getting another burger from in-n-out with 35 grams of fat.
4. The only female roleplayers i know are fat ass lesbians. I don't know any gay roleplayers. Therefore we can't even have h**o ****!
I also must agree with the guy that said "D&D was never a gateway to getting laid when I played it that's for sure "
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 23:53 Post subject:
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| lauren000 wrote: | Eternal Grace Congregation Church
3601 Calusa Club Dr.
Miami, FL 33186
(305) 555-1819 |
Lauren wins!
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/06/04 - 23:54 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | lauren000 wrote: | Eternal Grace Congregation Church
3601 Calusa Club Dr.
Miami, FL 33186
(305) 555-1819 |
Lauren wins! |
I never looked at the rest of the page, just the pdf and the whois info
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Andy Sipowicz
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Posted: 10/07/04 - 00:12 Post subject:
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Better you guys be role-playin nerds inside, than havin you on da street makin my life hard.
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