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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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 Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:30 Post subject: Right now, God has officaly kicked me in the nuts.
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Circle K no longer had the Dr. Pepper ICEE, f**k everyone, I hate life. 
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:31 Post subject:
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"You a******s goin' for a ride!"
Wicked priest in a crimson collar
Ridin' with the Devil in a Jesus Chrysler
Wicked priest in a crimson collar
Cruisin' through the desert in a Jesus Chrysler
[Chorus]
(Step on it!)
Jesus Chrysler!
Yeah lookin' for his victims praying for a sin
Jesus Chrysler!
Well if he's got your number it's trouble that you're in
Jesus Chrysler!
Murderin' is all that m**********r wants to do!
Jesus Chrysler!
You better watch your back because he's comin' after you!
Wicked priest in a crimson collar
Ridin' with the Devil in a Jesus Chrysler
Wicked priest in a crimson collar
Cruisin' through the desert in a Jesus Chrysler
[Chorus]
(Step on it!)
Jesus Chrysler!
Yeah demon eyed headlights, black polished chrome
Jesus Chrysler!
Rollin' engines thunder, evil's on the road
Jesus Chrysler!
Laughin' as he kills like an evil clown
Jesus Chrysler!
Wicked priest says as he's got ya tied down!
[Sample:]
"The people who owned that car last...
Died in it".
Don't try to run
Lay down and get beat
Don't be afraid, I got what ya need
Murder is a riot
And torture is so sweet
Time to bite the bullet
'Cause now you're gonna...
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeed, Yeahhhh!!!
Yeah, yeah
You're gonna die, die, die
Yeah, yeah
You know you're gonna f****n'... Die!!
Yeah, yeah
You're gonna die, die, die
Yeahhh!!!
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:31 Post subject:
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One day you will have a mortgage.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:34 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
One day I won't have a sad excuse for a grip.
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:36 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
NOT WITHOUT MY ICEE GOD DAMNIT
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 05/26/05 - 23:41 Post subject:
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| NickPSH wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
One day I won't have a sad excuse for a grip. |
What?
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rosie
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 21 Aug 2003
Posts: 665
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 00:44 Post subject:
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At least you can still get your damned icee in the States. I'd have to go to Canada to get Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 02:04 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | NickPSH wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
One day I won't have a sad excuse for a grip. |
What? |
The gripper thing you broke I think.
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Tura
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 4865
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 02:16 Post subject:
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I spelled my name Turar when i went to log ionrawes!haha  
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ashwynd
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 26 Aug 2003
Posts: 1686
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 02:19 Post subject: Re: Right now, God has officaly kicked me in the nuts.
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Circle K no longer had the Dr. Pepper ICEE, f**k everyone, I hate life. |
Banana and Pina Colada flavors at 7-11 own that shit sideways.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 02:33 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | NickPSH wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
One day I won't have a sad excuse for a grip. |
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The gripper thing you broke I think. |
Hmm...
Upon further thought, I think he is making reference to his currently weak grip, and is dreaming of having a rock crushing grip like I do.
CAPTAINS OF CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!
MOVE THIS POST f*g, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
http://www.taralane.com/strength/index.html
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 07:30 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | One day you will have a mortgage. |
NOT WITHOUT MY ICEE GOD DAMNIT |
ICEE is made by satan - god is trying to save you
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Sutto
Sir Postalot
Joined: 18 Oct 2002
Posts: 1100
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 11:04 Post subject:
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is an icee the cheap version of a slurpee or something?
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Dyers
Sir Postalot
Joined: 26 Oct 2002
Posts: 1269
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Posted: 05/27/05 - 12:11 Post subject:
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| Sutto wrote: | | is an icee the cheap version of a slurpee or something? |
Yes, they are crap compared to a slurpee.
*prays for God to kick fattguy in the nuts again*
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principessa
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3149
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Posted: 06/03/05 - 19:58 Post subject:
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Have faith, Fatty...you can always console yourself with a deep-fried Twinkie!!!
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 06/03/05 - 20:01 Post subject:
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I''ve quit eating/drinking sugar since the departure of my icee`s
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 06/03/05 - 20:12 Post subject:
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I haven't seen a Circle K for years...
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 26 Aug 2003
Posts: 1923
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Posted: 06/03/05 - 20:34 Post subject:
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Drinking sodas and getting fatter will bring wonderful things in the future.
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Starks
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
Posts: 865
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Posted: 06/03/05 - 20:52 Post subject:
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| rosie wrote: | | At least you can still get your damned icee in the States. I'd have to go to Canada to get Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid. |
Sharkleberry Fin 4tw
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principessa
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3149
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Posted: 06/05/05 - 01:07 Post subject:
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OMG OMG
ICEE is on Unwrapped on Food TV!!
They are rubbing it in your face, Fatty...and it ain't even a penix....
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
Posts: 9911
Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 06/05/05 - 04:05 Post subject:
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Haha I found out yesterday from the lady at circle k that they are re modeling and will have 8 ICEE flavors and 1 will be Dr. Pepper
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