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FireIsFun
Luke Warm
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 17:39    Post subject: Retarded Story. Reply with quote

http://www.cherbearsden.com/story2.html
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atarom
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 17:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

all i know is that this is cool.

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Plat4PoP
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 17:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was depressing. Where is the funny?
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atarom
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 17:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
all i know is that this is cool.



BAM!

right there!!

teh funny!!!
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Endraven
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 18:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha that kid raised my self esteem!
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 18:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

So good:

<img src="http://www.cherbearsden.com/images/joshb/joshhelmetb.jpg">

Quote:

H is for HELMET

Some things are dangerous or harmful to me.

My HELMET is sometimes a necessity.


You can't make this stuff up.
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Silvermouse
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 18:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I laugh and play when no one is near.
Do you think the ANGELS are here?"

No. I think that Joshua saw something when he was little that blasted away whatever intelligence a child has, and he still sees it now, and laughing is the only way he can cope with it.

Maybe it has smooth, black talons that makes skittering sounds as they click on the hardwood floor of the kitchen when mom isn't near. Maybe he sees the Beast, ancient and undefeatable, eyes of orange and puke yellow, reflecting the light like a burning sunset seen over the belly of a corpse.

Maybe it broke him when it first spoke to him as a child, speaking in tongues and tongues and thick silver tongues, whispering in backwards, upside-down languages from long destroyed races, languages that only the Beast speaks now, because to know a creature's name is to have power over it, and to speak it is to command. Its breath over Joshua's face, crushing his sanity, leaving his tiny brain in collapse...failure...ruin.
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PostPosted: 12/02/03 - 18:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silvermouse wrote:
"I laugh and play when no one is near.
Do you think the ANGELS are here?"

No. I think that Joshua saw something when he was little that blasted away whatever intelligence a child has, and he still sees it now, and laughing is the only way he can cope with it.

Maybe it has smooth, black talons that makes skittering sounds as they click on the hardwood floor of the kitchen when mom isn't near. Maybe he sees the Beast, ancient and undefeatable, eyes of orange and puke yellow, reflecting the light like a burning sunset seen over the belly of a corpse.

Maybe it broke him when it first spoke to him as a child, speaking in tongues and tongues and thick silver tongues, whispering in backwards, upside-down languages from long destroyed races, languages that only the Beast speaks now, because to know a creature's name is to have power over it, and to speak it is to command. Its breath over Joshua's face, crushing his sanity, leaving his tiny brain in collapse...failure...ruin.


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