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Breeze
Luke Warm
Joined: 23 Aug 2003
Posts: 152
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 Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:26 Post subject: Regarding my break up with Spink
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Rumors are rearing their ugly heads through the cyber canal based on the true story about why Spink & I called it quits. I would like to clarify some things.
Here are the events and the circumstances in which they occured:
Spink confronted me about a new addiction I have to tar & tabacco. I told him that the allegations that Dunn took the liberty of sneaking behind my back and flapping his fat ugly f*****g jaw about were indeed true. I told him that I needed his help to overcome my addiction and he informed me that if he wanted a dirty & stinky yellow d**k he would be with Hohrer and just borrow his g**k tool.
Spink left me high and dry in realpoor chat when I needed him most. Everytime I take a glorious puff from my cancer stick I am reminded of my lost love in #rp. Oh how I long for Spink to type words to me expressing how much he wants me back. I realize this will not happen unless I can stop sucking squares.
Realpoor, I need your help. Please donate to the 'Clean Breeze Foundation'.
I am accepting wire transfers, cashier's checks and postal money orders.
In the meantime, here is a haiku that I wrote for Spink...
A love lost!
A cig put out-
Please give me ****.
I LOVE YOU SPINK COME BACK TO ME!!!
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Aeain
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 1973
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Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:33 Post subject:
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edit: JK
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-Reneloth-
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 959
Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:38 Post subject:
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Your Haiku sucks.... It's not even in the right form.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:43 Post subject: Re: Regarding my break up with Spink
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| Breeze wrote: | | ...the allegations that Dunn took the liberty of sneaking behind my back and flapping his fat ugly f*****g jaw about were .... |
MAN how many Dunns we got in this place!? wtf
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1599
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Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:57 Post subject:
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LOOK GURL U PICK UR POISON SPINKOTINE OR NICOTINE OKAY!!!
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 04/14/04 - 21:59 Post subject:
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| Spink wrote: | | LOOK GURL U PICK UR POISON SPINKOTINE OR NICOTINE OKAY!!! |
destined to be a classic
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