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Minion
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 Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:11 Post subject: Realpoor worthy questions, please answer as best you can
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1) My p**s burns like all hell. It's like a volcano has errupted in my bladder and the lava is slowly seeping out of my burnt, smoking, penis. Is this normal? (Or healthy for that matter)
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys ass would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
5) What is with these lame long ass pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
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sinrakin
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:23 Post subject:
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I'll take a shot:
1) My p**s burns like all hell. It's like a volcano has errupted in my bladder and the lava is slowly seeping out of my burnt, smoking, penis. Is this normal? (Or healthy for that matter)
No, see a doctor. You probably have a urinary tract infection from jerking off too many times in a row without cleaning the head of your penis
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
Stab yourself in the eyes until they disappear
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys ass would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
no, not that there's much chance of it happening
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
emo-what?
5) What is with these lame long ass pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
it means they should be paying royalties to John Cage
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
not if it were your ear
Do I win?
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Buntz
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:30 Post subject:
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okie..is your wee wee swollen,red or tender?..umm..if'n you try to p**s you can only get a lil sluggish stream?..is there blood in your urine track?..(I highly doubt its Cystitis)..umm have you had **** intercourse with someone ?umm is there a kinda thick yellow discharge from the tip of your thing? how long has this been going on?..need the questions answered pweease
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:37 Post subject:
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It just burns. Sometimes the odor is quite potent. Aside from that there's nothing abnormal about it.
Saw a doctor, took a urine sample, came out clearn. Took a blood test for kidney damage, came out clean.
It's been like this for quite some time. Years infact.
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Selenar
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:45 Post subject:
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Emetrol, it's for nausea and vomiting. It's got an expiration of like 18 months I think, my pharmacy days aren't that clear. It says on the damn bottle.
-Sel
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:46 Post subject:
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| Selenar wrote: | Emetrol, it's for nausea and vomiting. It's got an expiration of like 18 months I think, my pharmacy days aren't that clear. It says on the damn bottle.
-Sel |
Does it matter if it's been opened or not?
Once you open lactaid milk you have to consume it within a week, otherwise it keeps for like a decade.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:55 Post subject:
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#6, no it wouldn't.
The eardrum is a flap of membrane that blocks everything but soundwaves to enter unless penetrated by a needle or something.
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Buntz
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 17:56 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | It just burns. Sometimes the odor is quite potent. Aside from that there's nothing abnormal about it.
Saw a doctor, took a urine sample, came out clearn. Took a blood test for kidney damage, came out clean.
It's been like this for quite some time. Years infact. |
well sence its been going on for years..then I cant really say its harmful..alright..umm..have you been hit,kicked..or anything like that sence this started? (know it may be hard to recall)..but if'n its been going on for years..and nothing else is bothering except for burning..then you may jus have to live with it =/ sounds fishy tho
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:10 Post subject:
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Yes actually shoved a drill bit into my penis hole then f****d an electrical outlet.
What's my internet diagnosis?
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:16 Post subject:
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do you p**s right after you masterbate, and feel the pain then?
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Syke
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:20 Post subject:
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And here is a Realpoor response.....
| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | do you p**s right after you masterbate, and feel the pain then? |
"Yea dude, if you're sporting wood still right after you blow your load, it's hard to pee cuz of the door flap thing...So it should burn a little for like a second or two, well not really burn but kinda..feel weird.  "
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:34 Post subject:
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I can't tell if I'm being made fun of 
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
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NO DUDE I NEVER p**s AFTER MASTURBATING
INFACT I LIKE TO KEEP RECORDS OF HOW LONG I CAN HOLD IT BEFORE I ACND DO IT ANYMOREL OLZ
Whats with people and asking questions in which the answers are totally obvious?
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:37 Post subject:
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You're angered that your retarded post recieved a retarded statement? How sad 
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:39 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | You're angered that you're retarded post recieved a retarded statement? How sad |
Shouldn't you be busy drawing severed limbs on some internet MS-Paint internet plugin board?
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
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Actually I'd rather read some romance novels!
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:45 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Actually I'd rather read some romance novels! |
I would advise it. You seem to be a goth waiting to happen.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:45 Post subject:
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btw whats that song by Natalie Imbruglia where it has doves in the video? Shes running around in a grassy area..
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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Yeah, look at me I'm so deprived of love, that's why I come here to release me teenage angst in my angry post! Grrrr snarl! prrrr*
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | btw whats that song by Natalie Imbruglia where it has doves in the video? Shes running around in a grassy area.. |
I don't know I listen to the first album. The new one blows ass.
She was much hotter back then too.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:47 Post subject:
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that song identify owns 
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:48 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | that song identify owns |
I want to vomit
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:50 Post subject:
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*shrug* I like massive attack..
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Goraz
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:50 Post subject:
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this entire thread is one big f*****g paradox
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:51 Post subject:
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and the irony in you stating this is..?
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Minion
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:55 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | *shrug* I like massive attack.. |
They have a whopping one good song and I think we all know what that one is.
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Goraz
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 18:58 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | and the irony in you stating this is..? |
you being stupid enough to actually perpetuate this thread?
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 19:16 Post subject:
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This is like watching two guys slap each other, then watching a fat man in a clown suit with "I'M GAY" written on it run in and call them both f**s.
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
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i·ro·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies
The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
Dramatic irony.
Socratic irony.
Alright, hopefully thats soaked in. I've soon realized that you are utterly just some silly big misunderstood man reminiscent of the big loaf from of mice and men. Hopefully you'll end up in the backwoods somewhere with your best friend holding a rifle to your head to end your misery.
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Buntz
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Posted: 03/27/03 - 19:30 Post subject:
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well i highly doubt this cause it's very rare..buuuut it may be a urethral stricture(sp?) ..umm..a urethra is like a lil tunnel were yer urinie travels threw..well! something may occur (like being hit?..or..well something) and the stricture(lil tunnel thing) gets tightend..so its like trying to get water threw a long hollow tube while youre applying pressure with your foot =/..umm..I suggest seeing a Urologist, minion..they'll know whats wrong..if its been going on for years and hasnt stoped? then something is more then likey a problem..it may be Cystitis(sp?)..which is a inflammation of the bladder..but its rare in men =(..
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