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1) My p**s burns like all hell. It's like a volcano has errupted in my bladder and the lava is slowly seeping out of my burnt, smoking, penis. Is this normal? (Or healthy for that matter)
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys a*s would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
5) What is with these lame long a*s pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys a*s would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
5) What is with these lame long a*s pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
I'll take a shot:
1) My p**s burns like all hell. It's like a volcano has errupted in my bladder and the lava is slowly seeping out of my burnt, smoking, penis. Is this normal? (Or healthy for that matter)
No, see a doctor. You probably have a urinary tract infection from jerking off too many times in a row without cleaning the head of your penis
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
Stab yourself in the eyes until they disappear
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys a*s would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
no, not that there's much chance of it happening
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
emo-what?
5) What is with these lame long a*s pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
it means they should be paying royalties to John Cage
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
not if it were your ear
Do I win?
1) My p**s burns like all hell. It's like a volcano has errupted in my bladder and the lava is slowly seeping out of my burnt, smoking, penis. Is this normal? (Or healthy for that matter)
No, see a doctor. You probably have a urinary tract infection from jerking off too many times in a row without cleaning the head of your penis
2) When I print on photo quality paper I can see the pixel squares from the images. Is there any way to get rid of this, or at least make them smaller? I don't like it.
Stab yourself in the eyes until they disappear
3) Sometimes my ejaculations burn too, assuming I shot a load into a chick (or a guys a*s would work too I guess) would it burn her (or him) too?
no, not that there's much chance of it happening
4) How long does emotrol last after the bottle has been opened?
emo-what?
5) What is with these lame long a*s pauses on the final tracks of some CDs? For example, the Korn "follow the leader" album the final track has like 15 minutes of silence. The same with the final track of the first Hed album. Also with one of the Natalie Imbruglia albums if I recall correctly. This is annoying.
it means they should be paying royalties to John Cage
6) With much thrusting, if you ejaculated into someones ear do you think the sperm would be able to make it to the brain?
not if it were your ear
Do I win?
okie..is your wee wee swollen,red or tender?..umm..if'n you try to p**s you can only get a lil sluggish stream?..is there blood in your urine track?..(I highly doubt its Cystitis)..umm have you had sexual intercourse with someone ?umm is there a kinda thick yellow discharge from the tip of your thing? how long has this been going on?..need the questions answered pweease
It just burns. Sometimes the odor is quite potent. Aside from that there's nothing abnormal about it.
Saw a doctor, took a urine sample, came out clearn. Took a blood test for kidney damage, came out clean.
It's been like this for quite some time. Years infact.
Saw a doctor, took a urine sample, came out clearn. Took a blood test for kidney damage, came out clean.
It's been like this for quite some time. Years infact.
Emetrol, it's for nausea and vomiting. It's got an expiration of like 18 months I think, my pharmacy days aren't that clear. It says on the damn bottle.
-Sel
-Sel
| Selenar wrote: |
Emetrol, it's for nausea and vomiting. It's got an expiration of like 18 months I think, my pharmacy days aren't that clear. It says on the damn bottle. -Sel |
Does it matter if it's been opened or not?
Once you open lactaid milk you have to consume it within a week, otherwise it keeps for like a decade.
#6, no it wouldn't.
The eardrum is a flap of membrane that blocks everything but soundwaves to enter unless penetrated by a needle or something.
The eardrum is a flap of membrane that blocks everything but soundwaves to enter unless penetrated by a needle or something.
| Minion wrote: |
It just burns. Sometimes the odor is quite potent. Aside from that there's nothing abnormal about it. Saw a doctor, took a urine sample, came out clearn. Took a blood test for kidney damage, came out clean. It's been like this for quite some time. Years infact. |
well sence its been going on for years..then I cant really say its harmful..alright..umm..have you been hit,kicked..or anything like that sence this started? (know it may be hard to recall)..but if'n its been going on for years..and nothing else is bothering except for burning..then you may jus have to live with it =/ sounds fishy tho
Yes actually shoved a drill bit into my penis hole then f****d an electrical outlet.
What's my internet diagnosis?
What's my internet diagnosis?
do you p**s right after you masterbate, and feel the pain then?
And here is a Realpoor response.....
"Yea dude, if you're sporting wood still right after you blow your load, it's hard to pee cuz of the door flap thing...So it should burn a little for like a second or two, well not really burn but kinda..feel weird.
"
| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
do you p**s right after you masterbate, and feel the pain then? |
"Yea dude, if you're sporting wood still right after you blow your load, it's hard to pee cuz of the door flap thing...So it should burn a little for like a second or two, well not really burn but kinda..feel weird.
"
I can't tell if I'm being made fun of 
NO DUDE I NEVER p**s AFTER MASTURBATING
INFACT I LIKE TO KEEP RECORDS OF HOW LONG I CAN HOLD IT BEFORE I ACND DO IT ANYMOREL OLZ
Whats with people and asking questions in which the answers are totally obvious?
INFACT I LIKE TO KEEP RECORDS OF HOW LONG I CAN HOLD IT BEFORE I ACND DO IT ANYMOREL OLZ
Whats with people and asking questions in which the answers are totally obvious?
You're angered that your retarded post recieved a retarded statement? How sad 
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Last edited by NickPSH on 03/27/03 - 18:44; edited 1 time in total
| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
You're angered that you're retarded post recieved a retarded statement? How sad |
Shouldn't you be busy drawing severed limbs on some internet MS-Paint internet plugin board?
Actually I'd rather read some romance novels!
| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
Actually I'd rather read some romance novels! |
btw whats that song by Natalie Imbruglia where it has doves in the video? Shes running around in a grassy area..
Yeah, look at me I'm so deprived of love, that's why I come here to release me teenage angst in my angry post! Grrrr snarl! prrrr*
| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
btw whats that song by Natalie Imbruglia where it has doves in the video? Shes running around in a grassy area.. |
I don't know I listen to the first album. The new one blows a*s.
She was much hotter back then too.
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