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Reebo
Sir Postalot
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 Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:21 Post subject: Realpoor's Greatest Quotes
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So what are some of the best quotes you have seen on this board since it first became realpoor?
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:33 Post subject:
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"So what are some of the best quotes you have seen on this board since it first became realpoor?"
-Reebo
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Reebo
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1260
Location: Downtown Miami
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:35 Post subject:
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Bahwaaa hahahahahah omg errr no!
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1345
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:39 Post subject:
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"I hate you all" - Hobbet
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Alerik
Sir Postalot
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1375
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:39 Post subject:
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quote in my sig was pretty god damned funny.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:49 Post subject:
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| Sinrakin wrote: |
"Procrastination is good. But there's no feeling like saying "I could procrastinate about this, and drag it out for a hell of a long time. But you know what? f**k it. I'm just not doing it. Not now. Not later. Not ever. What's the worst that could happen?". You should start with procrastination though and ease into it - nobody's expecting you to start blowing things off without working up to it. It takes hard work to make it to the big leagues." |
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"I'm not anti-American, I'm anti-idiot" |
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:53 Post subject:
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"Bahwaaa hahahahahah omg errr no!"
-Reebo
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 5670
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 10:57 Post subject:
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Banzai
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 12:23 Post subject:
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 18 Jul 2003
Posts: 2187
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 12:32 Post subject:
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sig quote good!
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:25 Post subject:
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"your a looser"
-Many different morons
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Jinu
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2396
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:41 Post subject:
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Xenden came up with a classic.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 16:04 Post subject:
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I'd have to go with anything Silvermouse has ever said!
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Maldek
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2089
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 16:19 Post subject:
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OMG Beels your so dumb- Crestin
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 5670
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 16:28 Post subject:
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That picture is rather getting old.
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Maldek
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2089
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 16:31 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: | | That picture is rather getting old. |
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 18 Jul 2003
Posts: 2187
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 16:44 Post subject:
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best quote evar is now in my siggy sig sig
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:52 Post subject:
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| Maldek wrote: |
OMG Beels your so dumb- Crestin |
Haha that's sooo old, but it was so good =)
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:56 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | Maldek wrote: |
OMG Beels your so dumb- Crestin |
Haha that's sooo old, but it was so good =) |
i see red x.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:57 Post subject:
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same here.
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Sabathius
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2179
Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:21 Post subject:
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I think it was aaaatomy or atarom maybe that had this as a sig..
MY GRAMMA PENIX FELL OFF OF CANSER LOLOLZ
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:22 Post subject:
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not me. my gramma's penix is still intact.
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Faerdal
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 954
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:49 Post subject:
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i would like to submit every rant i ever wrote to the permanent vnboards/abiworld/realpoor archives so that future generations can learn from the best
what a long, strange trip it's been
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:50 Post subject:
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are you dying?
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Bait Masterson
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
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I think everything ive written is the greatest realpoor has ever seen, Well f**k, im the greatest part of the internet.
Call the smithsonian.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | I think everything ive written is the greatest realpoor has ever seen, Well f**k, im the greatest part of the internet.
Call the smithsonian. |
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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 20:32 Post subject:
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It was a rant against Millenia by my real life hero, Elavis.
| Quote: | | A BIG FLYING CORN FLAKE f***s YOU IN YOUR EYEBALL WHILE MY QUART OF HOT JIZZ HOSES DOWN YOUR f*****g HAIR. AND IF YOU'RE BALD, I WILL SHIT IN A SLINGSHOT SO IT MAKES A NICE WET "FRAP" SOUND WHEN IT HITS YOUR f*****g SKULL. I ASS f**k YOUR GRANDMOTHER FOR $5 AN HOUR. |
Another one, I believe from the same thread. This time it's a poem.
| Quote: | I'LL SQUIRT MY WHOLE f*****g BLADDER IN YOUR EYE
I HOPE IT BURNS
I'VE BEEN EATING MEXICAN FOOD ALL f*****g WEEK
DRINKING NOTHING BUT KETCHUP AND GIN
I HOPE YOUR g*****n SKIN MELTS WHEN MY BLOOD-YELLOW-STAINED p**s BLASTS THROUGH THE AIR IN A GLORIOUS f*****g ARC
I CAN PAINT "f**k YOU GOD" IN THE SNOW IN 3-FOOT LETTERS
f*****g HOO-RAH |
Most of the other ones are from Silvermouse, who actually had a quote thread dedicated to him. So I will only post a recent favorite of mine. Silvermouses thoughts on the halo-deck:
| Quote: | | Do you really think 16 year-old Wesley Crusher would use the Holodeck to go fishing or skiing? No. He'd be butt-f*****g counselor Troi on a Carribean beach at sunset like the rest of us, massaging her tits and programming her to have like 8 orgasms. |
Mental Hernia's story about the neo-african-tribesman was also a classic, though I do not have it saved. Perhaps somebody can bump it for refreshment!
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Mogling
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Dec 2002
Posts: 2451
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 20:54 Post subject:
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I think it was SM or Dunn who said it but it was a story about this straight A student who got hit by a drunk driver and the last line was some thing like "God hates perfict people"
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GruntingCod
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6399
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 20:55 Post subject:
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"Post subject: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
You're a loot w***e."
- Dunn
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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 20:56 Post subject:
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| Mogling wrote: | | I think it was SM or Dunn who said it but it was a story about this straight A student who got hit by a drunk driver and the last line was some thing like "God hates perfict people" |
That would be Silvermouse!
| Quote: | | People that are positive and help others make me want to finally turn completely to the dark side. Just like those girls in high school with the 5.1 gpa and all of their free time spent with old people. Those girls are what I call "car wreckbait", because they always get killed by drunk drivers right after graduation. So always aim low in life, because God hates perfect people. |
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