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NickPSH
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 18:34    Post subject: Realpoor MD Reply with quote

The first day I had horrible pain in my chest and stomach after eating some hash browns. It's a really sharp pain. I can't compare it to ovulation or meunstration because I'm a superior ****. My stomach has been hurting for three days off and on. Any ideas? It could be many things! Like liver disease or .. a bladder infection?! Which do you guys pray for.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 18:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably glass shards in the hash browns...
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 18:59    Post subject: Re: Realpoor MD Reply with quote

NickPSH wrote:
The first day I had horrible pain in my chest and stomach after eating some hash browns. It's a really sharp pain. I can't compare it to ovulation or meunstration because I'm a superior ****. My stomach has been hurting for three days off and on. Any ideas? It could be many things! Like liver disease or .. a bladder infection?! Which do you guys pray for.


If you had an internal infection like your kidney, liver or bladder, a stomach cramp would be the least of your worries. Sounds like you have an ulcer.

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

We replaced your heart with a baked potato.. you have about 3 seconds to live.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:19    Post subject: Re: Realpoor MD Reply with quote

Nahualli wrote:
NickPSH wrote:
The first day I had horrible pain in my chest and stomach after eating some hash browns. It's a really sharp pain. I can't compare it to ovulation or meunstration because I'm a superior ****. My stomach has been hurting for three days off and on. Any ideas? It could be many things! Like liver disease or .. a bladder infection?! Which do you guys pray for.


If you had an internal infection like your kidney, liver or bladder, a stomach cramp would be the least of your worries. Sounds like you have an ulcer.

-Nah-


I think I have a gastric ulcer.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

start taking Prilosec OTC, or if you are poor and covered under MediCaid get a prescription for Protonix 40mg
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:23    Post subject: Re: Realpoor MD Reply with quote

NickPSH wrote:
Nahualli wrote:
NickPSH wrote:
The first day I had horrible pain in my chest and stomach after eating some hash browns. It's a really sharp pain. I can't compare it to ovulation or meunstration because I'm a superior ****. My stomach has been hurting for three days off and on. Any ideas? It could be many things! Like liver disease or .. a bladder infection?! Which do you guys pray for.


If you had an internal infection like your kidney, liver or bladder, a stomach cramp would be the least of your worries. Sounds like you have an ulcer.

-Nah-


I think I have a gastric ulcer.


It depends... you could have an ulcerated esophagus which is just as painful as a gastric ulcer but not quite the same thing. You can't really treat esophageal ulcers the same way. The reason I am saying this is your symptoms. I've never knowing gastric ulcers to give you chest pains. Acid reflux and esophageal ulcers are the reason people confuse heart attacks with heart burn, hell, I think it's the reason it's called "heart burn" to begin with.

Either way you should get checked out by a doctor, man. Only way to ever be sure about anything.

-Nah-
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah go to a doctor,

and secondly , Penis in your stomachs face.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably just food poisoning
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought about that, but I haven't vomited for three days or had any sort of bowel movements problems.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tolanin wrote:
We replaced your heart with a baked potato.. you have about 3 seconds to live.


uber Smile
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zwadrich wrote:
Tolanin wrote:
We replaced your heart with a baked potato.. you have about 3 seconds to live.


uber Smile


Family guy is invading everything stoner sadly. I have met people that have based entire friendships on just talking about family guy.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 19:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

merdocc wrote:
Zwadrich wrote:
Tolanin wrote:
We replaced your heart with a baked potato.. you have about 3 seconds to live.


uber Smile


Family guy is invading everything stoner sadly. I have met people that have based entire friendships on just talking about family guy.


Who cares if people are your friend just because you watch the same show as them?

YU-GI-OH CLUB LAKSDJFASKJDHF!!!!111!11!!!
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 20:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

merdocc wrote:
Zwadrich wrote:
Tolanin wrote:
We replaced your heart with a baked potato.. you have about 3 seconds to live.


uber Smile


Family guy is invading everything stoner sadly. I have met people that have based entire friendships on just talking about family guy.


No clue what you're talking about or where that line is from, i just thought it was funny hehe.

So.. where is it from?
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 21:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is from south park the movie
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a chest burster, you're f****d.

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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll name it Macabre, take care of it when I die please Paco.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

You got it buddy.
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

is it on your left side near your rib cage? It could be gall bladder issues. I had serious chest/stomach pain when my gall bladder got inflamed it feels like someone is shoving a knife in your gut and twisting the f****r around. Sad
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, it's in the front.. near the chest and stomach..

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Feed macabre only the best of human flesh, no cats please
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PostPosted: 10/25/04 - 22:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hope you have gallstones the size of golfballs an they hurt like a mother when ya pass em.

not really, i just felt like being mean. /hugs tizzy

go to the doctors.
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PostPosted: 10/26/04 - 01:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

right thats what i mean I said ribcage but that whole area is interconnected. It'd be just below your sternum to the left side by your rib cage in the front..
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PostPosted: 10/26/04 - 01:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tamrissa wrote:
i hope you have gallstones the size of golfballs an they hurt like a mother when ya pass em.

not really, i just felt like being mean. /hugs tizzy

go to the doctors.


OH BURNED OH BURN OOOOOOOOOHHHH
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PostPosted: 10/26/04 - 09:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

wilm wrote:
It is from south park the movie


Never saw the movie.

All i heard of it was blame Canada
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