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Reebo
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1260
Location: Downtown Miami
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 Posted: 11/05/03 - 15:41 Post subject: Realpoor Confessions
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So once when i was like 13 a friend of mine says you want this dog. So i go yeah bro. It was a pug and it was cute so he goes you will take care of it right. I am like sure i will so i take it home and feed it some raw bacon and milk. Later we played WWF but then it was bed time.
So i go to bed but this dog starts crying so i bring it in the bed with me. Problem is it was a puppy and was scared to jump off the bed and i was a toss and turner in the bed.
Next day i wake up and cant find the dog. I look all over then i come back to my room and look on the bed and there it was. I must a squised it while i was asleep and cried all day about it.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 11/05/03 - 15:53 Post subject:
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You should have shoved it up your ass for safe keeping.
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 11/05/03 - 15:54 Post subject:
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I thought the saying was 'shove the dog up your wife/girlfriend/some girl's ass?'
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/05/03 - 16:00 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | I thought the saying was 'shove the dog up your wife/girlfriend/some girl's ass?' |
That works too.
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r00typooh
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5178
Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 11/05/03 - 19:50 Post subject:
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did you name him lemmywinks ?
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 05:25 Post subject:
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lol remember that story reebo told about toilet paper?
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5599
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 05:35 Post subject:
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offering to stick a dog up someone's ass is a message of kindness and goodwill
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 11/06/03 - 05:38 Post subject:
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it's an age old realpoor tradition, really.
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