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median
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 Posted: 01/13/04 - 11:30 Post subject: Realpoor Boxing.
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Alright, if you were to see two people duke it out one on one IRL, who would it be.
Some things to keep in mind. Weight, possibility of K.O, and halarity factor.
Me personally,
Paden vs. Eduin
Frostkiss vs. Hunnybunny
Reebo vs. Kbarr
ATM vs. Janonthh
...discuss.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 11:33 Post subject:
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Me vs Minion
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Paden
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 11:40 Post subject:
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Man I only can dream.
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Kenbin
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 15 Nov 2002
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Location: New York City
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 11:45 Post subject:
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Paden vs. Jesus.
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Zwadrich
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 11:54 Post subject:
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Paden vs. Eduin - maybe fair fight..
Frostkiss vs. Hunnybunny - Frost wins this one
Reebo vs. Kbarr - no clue
ATM vs. Janonthh - fight on!
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Uglarbashdemgud
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:08 Post subject:
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Me vs. Anyone 
-T
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
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| Uglarbashdemgud wrote: | Me vs. Anyone
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I'm your huckleberry.
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Guest
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:29 Post subject:
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I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die.
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median
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Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:38 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die. |
haha yeah, I used to kickbox when I was a kid, really fun stuff, more like a game of chess than anything.
Yeah , street fight would be alright, but im pretty sure paden would kick ur asss.
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:41 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die. |
haha yeah, I used to kickbox when I was a kid, really fun stuff, more like a game of chess than anything.
Yeah , street fight would be alright, but im pretty sure paden would kick ur asss. |
Naa...hes not mean enough. You have to be mean to *really* hurt someone.
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wellspoken
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:45 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | back in the day |
lol
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Banzai
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:48 Post subject:
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I think I coudl take down Ven-ecia.
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Spitulski
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Location: Washington
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:49 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | | I think I coudl take down Ven-ecia. |
Would you really want to fist that?
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Goraz
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Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:53 Post subject:
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Internet smack talk & RL. 2 distinct forms of existence. Unless we have a fan faire! then we can box.
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:56 Post subject:
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| wellspoken wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | back in the day |
lol |
I was, I was, I swear:) Got pictures from the news papers and trophies to prove it. Come over one night, I'll introduce you to my good looking sister and then after dinner I'll show you.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 12:56 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | median wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die. |
haha yeah, I used to kickbox when I was a kid, really fun stuff, more like a game of chess than anything.
Yeah , street fight would be alright, but im pretty sure paden would kick ur asss. |
Naa...hes not mean enough. You have to be mean to *really* hurt someone. |
agreed
Paden doesn't know how to fight
Kbarr does, regardless of "style", I'd let it all ride on this winner for the cash.
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median
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
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Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:00 Post subject:
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| Paco wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | median wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die. |
haha yeah, I used to kickbox when I was a kid, really fun stuff, more like a game of chess than anything.
Yeah , street fight would be alright, but im pretty sure paden would kick ur asss. |
Naa...hes not mean enough. You have to be mean to *really* hurt someone. |
agreed
Paden doesn't know how to fight
Kbarr does, regardless of "style", I'd let it all ride on this winner for the cash. |
I bet kbarr is a dirty fighter. The kind that would bite your balls off if he had to win the fight.
oooouchsss
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Goraz
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Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:02 Post subject:
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anyone who was in the army is a dirty fighter =P
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:04 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | Paco wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | | median wrote: | | Kbarr wrote: | I boxed years ago, and was a very good wrestler back in the day.
Question. Would we be forced to follow rules or can we street fight.
If its a street fight I claim the ability to beat anyone here, and also loose to anyone here.
You never know what will happen in a street fight. Or who will die. |
haha yeah, I used to kickbox when I was a kid, really fun stuff, more like a game of chess than anything.
Yeah , street fight would be alright, but im pretty sure paden would kick ur asss. |
Naa...hes not mean enough. You have to be mean to *really* hurt someone. |
agreed
Paden doesn't know how to fight
Kbarr does, regardless of "style", I'd let it all ride on this winner for the cash. |
I bet kbarr is a dirty fighter. The kind that would bite your balls off if he had to win the fight.
oooouchsss |
The balls are always a fight ender. It just depends on who goes there first and how motivated they are. A person who has absolutely no fear of ripping your balls off or crushing a nut in his bare hands is a dangerous foe indeed. Eyes, cheeks and ears are also definite attention getters.
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Banzai
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:08 Post subject:
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How about a rabid lunge for the jugular with the teeth ripping out that chunk of flesh?
Crude but effective, I would imagine.
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Zoll
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:17 Post subject:
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Only bad thing about the going for the neck is people normally extend their neck with the head going back away from the attack which makes the major vessels draw fairly deep in so they usually get missed, probably better luck just going for the trachea. Makes me shake my head in movies when people slip in behind someone to cut a throat and hyperextend the neck, they should actually lean the head forward making the major blood vessels be more superficial to the skin. As for fighting, with Kbarr being ex-PD I bet he would own in street fighting, especially if he had a pr24/nightstick or whatever he used back in the day
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:29 Post subject:
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| Zoll wrote: | | Only bad thing about the going for the neck is people normally extend their neck with the head going back away from the attack which makes the major vessels draw fairly deep in so they usually get missed, probably better luck just going for the trachea. Makes me shake my head in movies when people slip in behind someone to cut a throat and hyperextend the neck, they should actually lean the head forward making the major blood vessels be more superficial to the skin. As for fighting, with Kbarr being ex-PD I bet he would own in street fighting, especially if he had a pr24/nightstick or whatever he used back in the day |
If you can get behind a person and get your arms around their head. Its very easy to kill them. Just pull them backwards and fall to the ground holding their head a certain way. This breaks the neck very easily. And not much they can do to stop it.
I preferred a large metal flashlight myself, but they were kind of useless when you got in real close.
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Celestra
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:30 Post subject:
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Sorn vs Scor
Me vs Nah
Kraft vs Spink
and after that an all out war between EQ forum vs General forum!
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:35 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | Sorn vs Scor
Me vs Nah
Kraft vs Spink
and after that an all out war between EQ forum vs General forum! |
Personally, I would rather see you and Sorn...
Remember, no hair pulling or nails untill you have pulled off each others tops!
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Celestra
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:40 Post subject:
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That's not boxing anymore, that's soft pr0n.
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Herbgotti
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:42 Post subject:
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I would love to see Lauren and Spit go at it ..
ummm how about kbarr and eduin ..
Sasa and me ( mudwrestling edition)
Paden vs paco ( ouch )
Minion vs Hitachi !!
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Spitulski
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 13:51 Post subject:
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| Herbgotti wrote: | I would love to see Lauren and Spit go at it ..
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I bet you would.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 14:28 Post subject:
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| Herbgotti wrote: | I would love to see Lauren and Spit go at it ..
ummm how about kbarr and eduin ..
Sasa and me ( mudwrestling edition)
Paden vs paco ( ouch )
Minion vs Hitachi !! |
I don't fight fair either. I fight to win.
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Sunkorzien
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Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 16:20 Post subject:
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Who wants some? 
Oh, I forgot to tell ya'll I knocked a customer out the other night. GO ME!
Story time soon...
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 16:26 Post subject:
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How about me vs. Uglar. I'd show up in a wheel chair holding a teddy bear and crying so that you'd all bet on him, but then I would win and Uglar and I would split the profits (40/60. he'd get more or he'd beat me up =/)
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