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Sabathius
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: San Angelo
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 Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:14 Post subject: Rant - A Goddamned Bad Day
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Yanoe What? Sometimes I want to f*****g come home and not have 45 messages on my goddamned answering machine from Bankfirst about how they can save me on a 32 billion dollar car loan and will simultaneously increase the size of my teency boycock.
I would like to come in, turn on the f*****g computer and find where I left off downloading pron, take a giant shit, grab a Budweiser and turn on the goddamned idiot box. I don't want f*****g commercials in the middle of my Orange County Chopper and Mail Call with R. Lee Ermey. I don't wanna scroll past a new goddamned reality TV show and i don't want goddamned reruns of Friends or stupid f*****g Seinfeld. f**k Sara Jessica Parker's no **** having ass.
I don't wanna hear my fat ass dyke of a neighbor and her g*****n cockroach kids f*****g each other and pounding their g*****n heads into the wall trying to just annoy the f**k out of me.
I don't wanna work all day, listening to 40 year old bloated a******s vent their rage on me about a stupid video tape that doesn't contain the amount of porn they thought it would in a sad excuse to validate the heap of shit existence they currently lead. Move out of your mom's g*****n basement and stop jerking off 900 times a day (and 3 times in my g*****n book department) and maybe you'll find someone that will take an interest in this pathetic excuse you call a waste of life.
I don't want to listen to whining maggot employees b***h about what a g*****n hard life they have when they stop going to class and wonder why they f*****g failed. Or when they come to work crying because someone ran over their g*****n cat. It's a cat. Shut the f**k up.
I'm tired of g*****n Christian people coming and renting BIBLE MAN or buying f*****g Tim LaHaye books every g*****n day. I swear to God if he puts out another book next week i'm going to snap and kill everyone I f*****g see. This f*****g loser has nothing better to do than wax idiotic about an invisible man that lives in the sky that is about to end our world and punish everyone in it forever and ever, but loves us nonetheless. f**k you idiot Christian slobs and your goddamned need for comfort from a goddamned book. I believe in God and I'm pretty goddamned sure that he doesn't give a RATFUCK if you watched Bibleman 450 times or that you've never said the word Shit in your goddamned pathetic life.
Know what a*****e? I've said f**k alot. I've had anal **** with a jewish girl during lent and without a goddamned condom. I'm pretty g*****n sure that violates about 300 Religious laws. According to your rules, god will forgive me, so i'm gonna call her up and f**k HER AGAIN.
GODDAMNIT I'VE HAD A BAD f*****g DAY.
someone get me a f*****g beer
Re-f*****g-gards,
Sabuin
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Manuva
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:20 Post subject: Re: Rant - A Goddamned Bad Day
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| Sabathius wrote: | It's a cat. Shut the f**k up.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poetry
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Xenden
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:21 Post subject:
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/hug
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Celestra
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NickPSH
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:26 Post subject:
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I found this pimple running somewhat into my crotch hairline. It looks somewhat rotted. I popped it and pink/clear fluid came out.
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Sabathius
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:29 Post subject:
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tankee cele
Now time to go get insanely angry and call people a "DIRTY f**k OF A JEW" for pwning me in BF1942
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Celestra
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 21:31 Post subject:
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Heh I looked again, and even though the link is called Budweiser, that's not a budweiser is it?
Heineken owns though ;p
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Confused
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Fanelien
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 22:49 Post subject:
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go stab someone in the face.
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Zapper
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 22:50 Post subject:
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Good rant!
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 03/04/04 - 23:15 Post subject: Re: Rant - A Goddamned Bad Day
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| Sbathius wrote: | | f**k Sara Jessica Parker's no **** having ass. |
hahaha.
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Sabathius
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 09:47 Post subject:
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damn, i was p****d that day...
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Frax
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 09:59 Post subject:
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| Sabathius wrote: | | damn, i was p****d that day... |
So have you done anything in the past six months to change any of that?
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Nahualli
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 10:39 Post subject:
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You seem to have bad days a lot.. maybe it's you.
-Nah-
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Ishmael
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 12:53 Post subject:
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Occulis
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 13:01 Post subject:
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I'm going to the museum tomorrow. It will be cool.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 13:12 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | I'm going to the museum tomorrow. It will be cool. |
Saweeeet. Post pics.
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Mogling
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 13:13 Post subject:
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she also has no nipples.
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Gethy
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 14:57 Post subject:
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Holy shit, Sab was on that day rantwise.
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Sabathius
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Location: San Angelo
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Posted: 09/02/05 - 16:16 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | You seem to have bad days a lot.. maybe it's you.
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yeah, i'm the reason.
stfu you homosexual hispaniard. 
seriously though, i don't have alot of bad days anymore. Ever since my life turned around when I met my wife Jenni and we had a baby, i've been alot calmer, nicer, happier. I was just reminiscing about one of my former rants.
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