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Posted: 06/29/05 - 22:31
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Toomuchtimeonhands
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 22:33
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RealPoor Sensei
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IN BEFORE THE TOILET



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Posted: 06/30/05 - 00:22
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RealPoor Master of Posts
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Xismakin making a post should be tubgirled/that'd.

Why don't people do this to fat guy?


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Posted: 06/30/05 - 00:25
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RealPoor Sensei
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not enough time, he posts all day


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Posted: 06/30/05 - 00:37
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Us kids swim of a gray pier, dive off, I go down the street after emptying my pockets of old roaches and think "I better go through all my stuff"

I live in the Fortier cellar in a dismal damp room furnished like a vampire's castle -- people visit me -- I go to Jerry Richman's and Bill Wolfe's business store and they're having an argument about something they're fixing or trying to sell -- We cut and measure it out, some nameless huge taffy, we taste it -- Then there's a marvelous rack of delicate chocolates and flavors from all over the world and ground cinnamon nuts and coffee fruits and they mix em all up in a big batter and bake and Coffee Cake emerges which is the most delicous thing in the world -- "That's yesterday's unfresh cake," I say, "Can I have it?" -- they don't even comment, I'm to understand that they only eat fresh baked Coffee Cake -- Bill says of a nut dropped "I'll eat it, they're asking a lot for it" and he plops it in his mouth, as Jerry does the mixing -- I try a sweet bitter chocolate piece shaped like a little stove, from a box in the rack -- the Cake comes out square, streaked with colours like marble cake, suffused with exotic African and Brazilian flavors, crunchy with Cocoa nuts and Nutmeg nuts and Crushed Chunky Nut -- its terrific -- I hope they'll give me some - they hardly know I am there --


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Posted: 06/30/05 - 00:41
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But then they danced down the streets like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'


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Posted: 06/30/05 - 22:30
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Luke Warm
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That Lumberg Guy wrote:
IN BEFORE THE TOILET



is he suming in roman?


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