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Dargould
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 Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:16 Post subject: Quite possibly the scariest thing you've ever seen NWS pg 2
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http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
read a bit and then let these people know what it is to "BE" REALPOOR!
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:23 Post subject:
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lmao! Read the front page about poor Habu who has many gods who don't love him instead of one who does, and about what to do if you find an atheist.
I was about to say leave the christians alone, but now I hate them with a fury and passion that only the godless can possess.
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:24 Post subject:
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indoctrination... level.... rising.
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:27 Post subject:
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Mind control.
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Dargould
Luke Warm
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:29 Post subject:
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make sure you sign their guest...err prayerbook, here
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:37 Post subject:
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That pastor is out of his tree!
'Triclavianism is HERESY!!!!!!!!'
He needs to have a drink and go and get laid or something.
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:52 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts! |
Haha!
| Code: | Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them. |
These grouches.
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 14:53 Post subject:
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| Kbarr wrote: | | Quote: | Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts! |
Haha!
| Code: | Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them. |
These grouches. |
i hope they tell a pastor about me then they come to my house so i can beat them up and call it self defense. that'd rock.
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 15:06 Post subject:
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. This site is awesome.
"Ruby the lioness
thinks Lambuel is cute and wants to marry him one day!
But will Lambuel make a good husband for Ruby? You can help Ruby decide by matching the famous Biblical husbands to their wives:
A) ABRAHAM - RACHEL (1
B) JOSEPH - LEAH (2
C) JACOB - SARAH (3
D) ADAM - MARY (4
E) ABRAHAM - HAGAR (5
F) JACOB - EVE (6
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Aluaeia
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 15:06 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | Parents & Teachers: Print them out and have your kids color them in! Lambuel Coloring Tracts will teach children reading skills and Bible skills, all while imparting the valuable moral lesson that we should not color outside of God's lines. |
Just for that little bit of fun, I'm gonna go s***w some sheep.
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 15:16 Post subject:
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lol...the Professor Giraffenstein flash at the bottom is the best!
Question: "I saw in a secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?"
Answer: "No, secular movies lie!T-Rex was a herbivore, its sharp teeth used to shred plants. The Ark's passengers were safe from harm!"
Question: "Were neanderthals the 'monkey men' Evolutionists keep talking about?"
Answer: "No, Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due very advanced age and flood-cloud-related rickets!"
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Tura
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
Posts: 4866
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 15:24 Post subject:
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Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew
rofl. Man that site hurts more than it helps.
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Sabathius
RealPoor Guru
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Location: San Angelo
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I've never really meant this before now.... I would like to kill everyone responsible for that page, anyone who would think about using that page, and the God responsible for the person that made it.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:30 Post subject:
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Maybe it's time for "Goatse - Avatar of Realpoor" to make an appearance in their land!1
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
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ahahahahaz
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Shadwell
Luke Warm
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:42 Post subject:
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Oh shit! We're doomed. Please tell me that page is a joke... oh, and read those answers from that giraff d00d 
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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 17:56 Post subject:
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Can you help Lambuell avoid such evils as money, food, kissing and sleep on his way to church?
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Akronn
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Is that sleep or a symbol for ****?
I can't believe God has a problem with sleep... apparently there's been a design flaw with us then.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:49 Post subject:
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partying on saturday = sleeping through church = HELLFIRE!!
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Akronn
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Oh I hadn't considered that. Sleeping in, and thus missing church, would be bad indeed.
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Alerik
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:51 Post subject:
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I wouldnt go Goatse the forums or anything. You can actually be charged with the corruption of a minor. If anything, email it to the Minister dude.
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compusmack
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:51 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | Can you help Lambuell avoid such evils as money, food, kissing and sleep on his way to church?
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Homofag0try.
These people are totally insane.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 18:53 Post subject:
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goatseing their board would be fun tho. but better if you could see their faces.
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WheresNWS
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| Akronn wrote: | | Oh I hadn't considered that. Sleeping in, and thus missing church, would be bad indeed. |
I thought maybe sloth. I figured **** was covered with the lips.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 19:03 Post subject:
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lol it's funny that it's jesussave.us though haha.
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Fanelien
RealPoor Guru
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| Alerik wrote: | | I wouldnt go Goatse the forums or anything. You can actually be charged with the corruption of a minor. If anything, email it to the Minister dude. |
h4x0r the site and goatse it.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 19:20 Post subject:
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RWAHAHAHAHAHA
Starting this year, witches are out and Jesus is in! Reclaim Halloween in the name of Jesus!
Trick or Treasure?
While many Christians correctly see Halloween as a time of occult dangers - when Satan is out in force trying to corrupt our society - they overlook the fact that all things are created by the Lord for a purpose. So what is the purpose of this dark time of the year?
Consider this: At what other time of the year do throngs of unsaved children come to your door, begging for you to give them a treat? Why not use this unique opportunity to give these deprived children the best treat of all - the treat of Christ's Love and eternal Salvation?
Jesus Himself preached to the whores and money changers, the very people most in need of his Love. These unsaved trick-or-treaters - innocent children tricked by secular society and their non-Christian parents into participating in occult rituals - are exactly the ones in need of the Good News of Christ. And there they are, right on your door step!
Clearly the Lord has created Halloween for the purpose of bringing the would-be-damned to us, His loyal followers, at an early age so that we may help them on the way to Salvation. So, in fact, this is not merely an unexpected opportunity, it is an obligation that we as Christians must rise to. Halloween isn't the witching season, it's the witnessing season!
Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More!
We as Christians can learn from the dentists: instead of seeing Halloween as a time awash in tooth-decaying decadence, dentists have used it to promote proper dental hygiene by handing out toothbrushes, floss, and sugar-free candy to children. They have taken a frown and turned it upside down.
Just because the forces of the occult falsely lay claim to some of God's creations doesn't make them any less God's creations.
It is important that we acknowledge that there are certainly lots of anti-Christian activities that go on during Halloween, including obvious and blatant things such as the reveling in demonology but also subtly subversive things such as "bobbing for apples", which is really a symbolic re-enactment of the Fall. These things are dangerous and need to be opposed by all good Christians. However, some of the traditional trappings of Halloween are not really occult. Bats, black cats, and spiders are all God's creatures too and skeletons are God's way of supporting your body; do not let ancient superstitions - whose origins are actually Pagan - keep you in fear of His creations.
Whether real occult dangers or misappropriated trappings, we must not let these put us off and cause us to retreat into our homes, turn off the lights, and pretend we are not home when the doorbell rings. No, we must face the anti-Christian challenges and vanquish them with the help of the Lord. We must take the fright and set it aright!
Just as the winter solstice - which was created by God, not demons - was reclaimed from the villanous grip of the Pagans in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, we as Christians must reclaim Halloween. We must proclaim that Halloween is now Christ's holiday. From now on it shall be used to witness to the wicked and ignorant. What was once used by Satan as a recruitment program, shall now be used against him. Satan's tricks shall be turned into the Lord's treats!
How To HalloWitness:
This Halloween, what you as a Christian need to do is HalloWitness.
What is HalloWitnessing? I define HalloWitnessing as using the tools of Satan against him; taking the trappings of Halloween - the things the kids enjoy about it - and using them to show the kids the Truth of Christ.
Some examples of HalloWitnessing techniques are:
Hand out Bible tracts not candy -
Everyone loves candy, but it doesn't really provide nourishment - for the body or the soul. Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts! Bible tracts can be gotten for modest donations from many Christian publishers. You can also download them off the Internet for free and print them out. Or, If you are really inspired, you can make your own, individually personalized for each child in your neighborhood! This is a good way to address the individual spiritual needs of your neighbor's kids.
"Bazooka Jesus", one of the many quality Christian evangelical candies available commercially.
Bible promoting literature can come in many forms besides just tracts. Some forms will actually work better with today's short-attention-spanned secular youth. One of the best HalloWitnessing tools you can use is candy with Scripture or pro-Jesus messages printed on the wrappers. These work great because they give the child what they expect from Halloween - sweet candy - while also providing them with a dose of Christ. This will help create in the child a positive association with Christianity, countering the anti-Christian indoctrination rampent in secular society. It can also be less threatening to the Christ-adverse child. For instance, "Bazooka Jesus" brand chewing gum (available at finer Christian supply stores) looks outwardly like popular secular candy, however on the inside of the wrapper are Bible inspired cartoons that open the secularized or occultified child's mind to the Lord. Also, don't underestimate the spirit raising power of simple symbolic candies, such as candy crosses or chocolate Jesus fish.
Sources for hand outs:
Halloween Outreach - Keep the porch light on and expose the darkness by sharing the light! Offers an assortment of witnessing cards for handing out that have a place to attach candy. They also offer a magazine with tips on how to "treat and tell" and prayerwalking.
Scripture Candy - Makers of Fish Mints™, the mint shaped like the Jesus Fish, as well as a wide selection of candies with Scriptural wrappers. The company was founded to turn the pagan holiday of Halloween "into something to glorify GOD".
Testamints - "The mint with the Message". Also available in fruity and sour flavors kids love.
EvangeCandy - The only candy with color-coded Gospels on every wrapper! Also available in EvangeCane form. From the makers of the EvangeCube and the J-Cube clip-on tract dispenser with collectable J-Trax.
WWJD.com - The official site for WWJD gear and supplies. WWJD bracelets make great hand outs that remind children to do what Jesus would do!
American Tract Society - Wide variety of Bible tracts, many with themes designed to attract the attention of secular children (featuring Reggie White, Toy Story, Pokemon, etc.). Some available for free if you have trusted Christ as your Savior
Redemption - An action-packed Biblical trading card game. Buy a pack and hand out individual cards, kids will trade them and learn all about the Bible!
Educate through costumes -
The unsaved youths today with their Power Rangers and Peekachoos and other secular heros they see on TV are very enamored with "make believe" and "role playing". This is one of the reasons that Halloween keeps getting more popular every year since it allows them to dress up as their heros. Satan uses these seemingly innocent secular costumes (often cheaply purchased in local retail stores) as gate-way costumes for the more blatantly occult garb: witches, monsters, demons, Darth Mauls, and the like.
"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."
Often, secular and pagan adults who hand out candy participate in this costume ritual as a way of further indoctrinating the children into the occult world-view. The principle of HalloWitnessing tells us that we Christians should do this too. However, instead of dressing up in occult costumes, we should dress up as historical persons from the Bible. When the children ask you who you are supposed to be, you can use that as an opening to teach them about the Lord. You can involve your whole family by creating costumed plays dramatizing the historical events in the Bible that you can perform for the unsaved children at your door, or perhaps just simple monologues given in-character as Moses or John the Baptist.
(However, while dressing up as Biblical individuals is a good way to teach about the true history of the Bible, common sense and moderation should be heeded. For instance, it would be inappropriate to appear at your door as pre-Fall Adam or Eve or as a Sodomite.)
Another option is to appropriate traditional costumes. For instance, a white sheet with eye-holes worn over one's head isn't an occult spirit, it's the Holy Ghost. Write "HG" on the front and when the kids ask what that means, explain to them the subtle mystery of the Trinity; it will "blow their minds".
Even if you decide you do not want to wear costumes, remember: the forces of the occult may put on rubber masks and polyvinyl smocks, but when we Christians teach about the Lord, we put our full armor on!
Sources for Biblical costumes:
Joyful Costumes - A Christian performing arts company that also sells Biblical costumes. Be sure to check out Jesus's every day outfit!
Charm City Rags - Offers Biblical era costumes
Church Drama Catalog - Rentals, beards, and makeup
Biblical Themes - Many costumes and accessories, including a comfortable latex crown of thorns
Encourage the kids to spread the Good News -
However you decide to HalloWitness, make sure you tell the kids to pass it on. Give them extra copies of Bible tracts to trade with their friends at school (that's one way to beat the prohibition on God!). Make a point to suggest to the kids that they tell their friends what great stuff you are handing out. Many kids today carry cellphones and pagers so they may contact their buddies right away!
Peggy Miller has made this delightful mask of her famous Lambuel character, perfect for your children to wear when greeting trick-or-treaters together as a family. It can also be used as an inexpensive handout for the trick-or-treaters you've converted who wish to replace their evil masks before going back out into the streets to spread the Good News to their friends and neighbors.
Enlist the support of your Christian neighbors -
Share your faith with carved vegetables.
Don't try to reclaim Halloween all on your own! It will be much easier and more spiritually rewarding to do it working with your fellow Christian neighbors. Work together to come up with a game plan so that you aren't all handing out the same Bible tracts or confusing the unsaved with unintended mixed messages. If you do this you can really maximize the impact of the HalloWitness experience for the unsaved.
With today's hectic schedules, it may be impossible to set up a planning meeting with your Christian neighbors, but you still want them to know that you are HalloWitnessing. What can you do? One way to let your fellow Christians know that you are offering a Christ-friendly Halloween experience by displaying a Jesus-o-lantern (a hollowed pumpkin carved with a cross or image of Jesus.) Not only will your neighbors see it, but any Christians visiting your neighborhood with their kids on Halloween will know that your house is a safe one to let their children go to.
Be creative! -
It's all about getting the Word of the Lord Jesus Christ out to the unsaved children in your neighborhood, so pull out all the stops and make it a Halloween they'll remember for an eternity!
The Opposition:
Some of my fellow Christians have questioned whether HalloWitnessing is a good idea. Their main concerns are that some Christians might mistakenly embrace the darkness of Halloween in their attempts to reclaim it. While there is always a danger of Satan tricking us mere mortals into buying into his lies, that is why the Lord gave us the community of Christianity so that we may help one another stay the course of righteousness. If we as Christians stand together we can win this war against the dark forces of Halloween and reclaim the night in the name of Jesus.
The people who will most oppose the concept of Halloween reclamation and HalloWitnessing are those who are not Christian, and especially those who are in active allegiance with the occult and Satan.
For instance, some atheist or pagan parents may object that you are trying to tell their children the Truth about the Lord Jesus Christ and His offer of Salvation. They wish to hide the Truth from their children, not only by banishing God from their own homes, but from our nation's schools as well. While most of these parents are merely ignorant of the Truth and wish to keep it from their children due to their misunderstandings of what it really is, some know and understand it but are actively trying to suppress it anyways due to the evilness in their hearts. The children of these latter parents need your help. You must get the Truth to them so that they may escape the clutches of their Satan-infested households.
Mini-KitKat bars work well for hiding personalized Bible tracts since they have an outer label that can be removed, written on, and reattached with ease.
This is why HalloWitnessing is so important. These are the children we need to reach, and since they won't be coming to our churches and we can't currently reach them through the secular school system, Halloween represents our only - and, praise!, our best - chance to bring them over to Christ.
If any children in your neighborhood are being spiritually abused in this manner, you may have to be stealthy to get the Good News to them. Consider not doing any overt HalloWitnessing such as costume dramas or putting out a Jesus-o-lantern, but instead focus on targeted distributing of Bible tracts to children who won't come in contact with the the abused child or his parents. Also consider putting up more secular Halloween decorations - such as cardboard articulated skeletons - so as to make your house seem non-threatening to those brain-washed by the occult. When the abused child comes, have prepared a special handout for him or her with hidden Bible tracts. These can be written on the inside of candy wrappers, but avoid using any prepackaged Bible tract candy such as Bazooka Jesus as those would just be thrown out by the parent. Also be sure to include a personalized note and the phone number of your church so that the child knows he or she can contact someone on the outside world to get help.
It is our duty as Christians to oppose the forces of darkness, and by reclaiming Halloween from the Pagans, secularists, and practitioners of the occult we will be doing just that. I hope that this information helps you all in our righteous cause. God bless and have a Holy Halloween!
LOLZ.
http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html
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TASB
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 21:45 Post subject:
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| Quote: | If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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Nice, haha.
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TASB
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/04/03 - 23:08 Post subject:
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This seems too hardcore to be a Christian site, so it has to be Jehovah's Witness. Only they are so blind and scared of everything.
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