Question of the year
Author
Message
So I work at a hotel overnight. I go to work last night and the girl im replacing says something about someone shit in the swimming pool. So im like k so I go to close it, thinking it's odd she didn't already. There are two people swimming in it. Im like k wtf there is poop in the pool dewdz. So I have them leave cause thats like 500 million health violations... And the guy says when he is leaving "So do they have to drain the pool out?"
WHAT THE f**k KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. Yes someone takes a shit in the swimming pool and we just kind of fish it out and act like it never happened. Moral of the story - ppl are dirty f*****s.
WHAT THE f**k KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. Yes someone takes a shit in the swimming pool and we just kind of fish it out and act like it never happened. Moral of the story - ppl are dirty f*****s.
| Janothhhh wrote: |
So I work at a hotel overnight. I go to work last night and the girl im replacing says something about someone shit in the swimming pool. So im like k so I go to close it, thinking it's odd she didn't already. There are two people swimming in it. Im like k wtf there is poop in the pool dewdz. So I have them leave cause thats like 500 million health violations... And the guy says when he is leaving "So do they have to drain the pool out?" WHAT THE f**k KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. Yes someone takes a shit in the swimming pool and we just kind of fish it out and act like it never happened. Moral of the story - ppl are dirty f*****s. |
LOL, you should have fished it out (in front of them) with that fish net on a stick and then beat the shit out of them with it.
i would of fished it out and let them keep swimming and see what their reaction was.
I thought only Swedish people were that stupid =\
that's hilarious, I want to shit in a pool
Dude, you should've brought a boombox outside, played the Jaws theme pointed at the log while they swam by it and yelled "DOOOODDDDEEEEEEEE!" like that kid in Caddyshack. 
who the hell does that? how do you shit in a pool and feel normal?
you have a really s****y job! 
*ok im sorry, ill go to bed now.*
*ok im sorry, ill go to bed now.*
a******s will shit anywhere. My friend took a shit on the floor in a cinema for no reason. My other friend who works at a state park said someone took a shit in a sink for no reason.
its one of the greatest mysteries of the world.
its one of the greatest mysteries of the world.
| Yabden wrote: |
a******s will shit anywhere. My friend took a shit on the floor in a cinema for no reason. My other friend who works at a state park said someone took a shit in a sink for no reason. its one of the greatest mysteries of the world. |
WTF.
what do you wipe with???
that is the absolute stupidest thing i've ever heard,
| atarom wrote: | ||
WTF. what do you wipe with??? that is the absolute stupidest thing i've ever heard, |
take a shit, pull up your pants, go to bathroom, pull down pants, wipe, pull up pants, live life.
wash underwear tomorrow? gross. you smell like a daisy i'm sure.
| atarom wrote: |
wash underwear tomorrow? gross. you smell like a daisy i'm sure. |
i dont know about you but my s***s arent really runny and shit that goes all over my underwear if i didnt wipe right away.. not that i do that kinda shit but you get my point that people who dont take watery s***s dont really have the dirty underwear problem right?
I have a question. Say you go to the movies and on the way home you realize you have to p**s so f*****g bad (you know the feeling), and so you're practically dancing at the door as you fumble for your keys.
You run into the house, into the bathroom...and then you see a corpse in the bathtub, its head in chunks all over the shower curtain.
Do you ignore it for 30 seconds while you p**s like an adult, or p**s down your leg?
You run into the house, into the bathroom...and then you see a corpse in the bathtub, its head in chunks all over the shower curtain.
Do you ignore it for 30 seconds while you p**s like an adult, or p**s down your leg?
When I was in High School, they kept having problems with people peeing in the pool.
They eventually added a chemical that will turn blue in the presence of urine....
God that was funny
They eventually added a chemical that will turn blue in the presence of urine....
God that was funny
| Frashii wrote: |
When I was in High School, they kept having problems with people peeing in the pool. They eventually added a chemical that will turn blue in the presence of urine.... God that was funny |
Frashii got busted :/
they put a red reactive dye in the community pool, some woman started freaking out thinking her kid was bleeding... was funny as heck!
| Silvermouse wrote: |
I have a question. Say you go to the movies and on the way home you realize you have to p**s so f*****g bad (you know the feeling), and so you're practically dancing at the door as you fumble for your keys. You run into the house, into the bathroom...and then you see a corpse in the bathtub, its head in chunks all over the shower curtain. Do you ignore it for 30 seconds while you p**s like an adult, or p**s down your leg? |
Ignore it while I pee and then go to sleep, no rush to deal with it if they are already dead.
I'd scoop up some of the skull & brain chunks and make stew.
| Renork wrote: | ||
Ignore it while I pee and then go to sleep, no rush to deal with it if they are already dead. |
And at 3:10 in the morning you hear a rustling in the tub as it stumbles onto the floor and starts crawling towards your bed.
Now don't you wish you had taken care of that!
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Disscusion boards licensed 