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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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 Posted: 09/22/04 - 21:15 Post subject: Problems with board
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Am I the only one seeing this error message today?
phpBB : Critical Error
Error creating new session
DEBUG MODE
SQL Error : 1114 The table 'phpbb_sessions' is full
INSERT INTO phpbb_sessions (session_id, session_user_id, session_start, session_time, session_ip, session_page, session_logged_in) VALUES ('5d6d166bd407a29f72c854ebb37b9b5e', 65, 1095905702, 1095905702, '042ae1be', 0, 1)
Line : 158
File : /home/realpoor/web/phpBB/includes/sessions.php
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Tamena
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1764
Location: New Joisey!
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 21:59 Post subject:
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I got it yesterday a few times...
I was worried 
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1909
Location: MI
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:00 Post subject:
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GOt it yesterday and today around 6PM. plz2bfixing!!!!!!
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Devook
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 2373
Location: Ypsilanti or Troy, MI
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:15 Post subject:
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I get it every once and a while but I just hit refresh a few times and it went away.
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Xarpolis
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 2884
Location: Philly, PA
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:20 Post subject:
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I had it quite a few times today. fix0r!
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Ashenor
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1539
Location: Metro Detroit
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:20 Post subject:
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Same, +1.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:21 Post subject:
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don't be gay
seriously, all of you
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Yabden
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:24 Post subject:
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same here, I assume it's normal or something though.
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:40 Post subject:
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I've gotten it a bunch today.
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Xismakin
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 12 Feb 2003
Posts: 930
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 22:41 Post subject:
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I THOUGHT REALPOOR WAS DOWN, SO I GOT MY REALPOOR DOWNBOX WITH THE PISTOL IN IT, AND HELD IT TO MY HEAD, THEN THE PAGE AUTO REFRESHED AND I SAW REALPOOR, I SPOOGED MYSELF IN JOY OF LOOKING AT GOATSE
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 04:52 Post subject:
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| Xismakin wrote: | | I THOUGHT REALPOOR WAS DOWN, SO I GOT MY REALPOOR DOWNBOX WITH THE PISTOL IN IT, AND HELD IT TO MY HEAD, THEN THE PAGE AUTO REFRESHED AND I SAW REALPOOR, I SPOOGED MYSELF IN JOY OF LOOKING AT GOATSE |
ME TOO,
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 04:59 Post subject:
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havent seen it do it today so far, anyone still having a problem?
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 05:15 Post subject:
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DUDE SOMEONE GET JESUS ON THE PHONE, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 05:34 Post subject:
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| fagarom wrote: | | DUDE SOMEONE GET JESUS ON THE PHONE, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY |
Phone Client 1.5 Log 0923040220AM.TXT started...
Dialing Outbound:800CALLGOD...
Connected Outbound:800CALLGOD...
Recipient: Thank you for calling Jesus. Please choose from the following options: To speak with someone regarding your life, press one. To speak with someone regarding an act of God, press two. To speak with Jesus or a representative from his department, press three.
Client: 3.
Recipient: Please hold.
Recipient: Changeholdmusic: Stairway to Heaven
Client: f**k.
Recipient: We heard that.
Client: Darn.
Recipient: Much better.
Recipient: And they're climbing a stairway...to heaven.
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Recipient: Thank you for calling Jesus, this is Mary. How can I help you?
Client: Yes, can I speak with Jesus?
Recipient: I am a representative of Jesus and can handle all Jesus claims. What can I help you with today?
Client: Realpoor is having fatal errors.
Recipient: *audible gasp*
Client: Hello?
Recipient: I'm going to put you directly through to Jesuses cell phone.
Client: Is Jesuses a word?
Recipient: It is now, we just notified Webster. Please visit http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jesuses.
Client: Oh.
Recipient: Changeholdmusic: Calling Elvis.
Client: Oh, so THAT's where he went.
Recipient: Actually, we have no idea. Calling Elvis, is anybody home?
Client: *cough*
Recipient: Stop smoking and perhaps we won't see you so soon.
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Recipient: *crackle*eezus*crackle*poor is hav*crackle*rors?
Client: Hello?
Recipient: *crackle*ception is *bzzz* here.
Client: I can't understand you.
Recipient: Hol*crackle* eleport.
Client: Heliport?
Recipient: Can you hear me now?
Client: Yes.
Recipient: Good.
Client: Realpoor is having fatal errors.
Recipient: That's what I heard. Unfortunately I gave up on computers back when they invented Myst.
Client: Why?
Recipient: Long story short, if you play the game backwards it leads you under the island and the devil swallows you whole. I blame Paul Allen.
Client: Well shit.
Recipient: f**k.
Client: You swear?
Recipient: I swear, drink, fart, gamble and eat red meat. Smoke a lot of reefer, too. Why the hell else would guys with long beards and robes do it all day long? Didn't you ever see the Big Lebowski?
Client: Well, yeah...
Recipient: There's some serious morals in there, man. New shit has come to light over a good 2000 years. Go watch it again, smoke a J and refresh the f****n' page if you're that anxious to get off to fagarom's name. We all know you were responsible. You think you'd lose your patience if I followed you around every day telling you I was responsible for pretty much f****n' everything? Just look at the damn mormons!
Client: So what are you doing right now?
Recipient: Bout to hang up on your ass. Do as I say, or I'll smite you or some shit.
Recipient: *click*
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 05:51 Post subject:
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wow you put alot into that hu
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1909
Location: MI
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 07:00 Post subject:
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Its definitely still happening
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 07:08 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | | wow you put alot into that hu |
I dislocated my jaw in my sleep and I'm trying to take my mind off the pain.
Can you blame me? It f*****g hurts.
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 07:14 Post subject:
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I changed the session length, lets see if it helps some.
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Tamena
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1764
Location: New Joisey!
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 08:02 Post subject:
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It's rearing it's ugly head again today.
Session ID Values is the only thing that changes everytime ya refresh...
here's what I got a few of the times I tried to get here:
phpBB : Critical Error
Error creating new session
DEBUG MODE
SQL Error : 1114 The table 'phpbb_sessions' is full
INSERT INTO phpbb_sessions (session_id, session_user_id, session_start, session_time, session_ip, session_page, session_logged_in) VALUES ('8112710c30103d368f0b0bdfe38f708c', 437, 1095942332, 1095942332, '18e1fec6', 0, 1)
Line : 158
File : /home/realpoor/web/phpBB/includes/sessions.php
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'f9ebb564c31bc44418909359f4170ac9', 437, 1095942435, 1095942435, '18e1fec6', 0, 1
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'0dcd6fb9cb97099c4806b50c561d5671', 437, 1095942452, 1095942452, '18e1fec6', 0, 1)
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'5f2fe53363815ed7e8569739776dbf8d', 437, 1095943646, 1095943646, '18e1fec6', 0, 1)
with a few of the different number strings...didn't think ya needed em all *or even a few of them LOL* but I did copy some to show ya.
Hope this helps?
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 08:08 Post subject:
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i'm not a software jockey, I know what a session is, but not how to debug error messages =p
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:22 Post subject:
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i got the crit errors, but when i plugged in the IP, 207.44.132.95, it works fine now
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Tamena
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1764
Location: New Joisey!
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
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I have the url saved both as the IP and the regular www thingie.
Depends on which link I'm hitting and neither one of them was working for me this morning for about an hour
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sinrakin
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 7044
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
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This is the first time it's worked for me all day.
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
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i fixed it, k, thnx
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Tamena
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 1764
Location: New Joisey!
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:32 Post subject:
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YEAH FIXER UPPERERS!
tanks!
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Kely
Luke Warm
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 249
Location: Orlando, FL
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Posted: 09/23/04 - 13:51 Post subject:
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Yay. I can get back in. Was down for me all morning.
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kemble
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1909
Location: MI
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