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Mental Hernia
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 Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:18 Post subject: Problem at the AMC!
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So, you all know that I work at the AMC. Well, recently, outside the theatre a group of African tribesmen started gathering, lighting fires, and chanting something I don't understand. The chant is furious, energetic, and I usually catch a different part every day. I won't even try to spell out what it is, because I am not the least bit fluent in their disturbing, yet unnaturally fluid tongue. And then, every time I walk in to work, they spot me, as though I am someone special to them, and stop their chant. After about ten seconds of silence from them, they start a new chant, that seems to have to do something with me. (I think I understand them saying my name at one point, but they could have no idea what my name is.) The chant is much slower, and they aim their spears at the sky for the duration. It's almost as if they can feel my energy as soon as I arrive in the parking lot, and things change.
I'm a little concerned, because obviously something is not right. They may be planning something devious, or not of course. Does anybody have any experience with this kind of thing?
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Rennol
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:36 Post subject:
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I used to work at an AMC. Nothing happened like that, however, here is my suggestion for solving your problem:
1. The approach
This is the most critical point of your contact with these Neo-African-Tribepeople. What I'd do, is walk up to them with a big ole' shit-eating grin on your face. (It helps to be stoned to do this).
2. The introduction and stuff
Once you reach the group of Neo-Africans, remove any jewelry you may be wearing and replace it with some kind of beaded necklace if they are wearing any. Then, pound your chest, rip off your shirt and start dancing and stuff.
3. Epilogue
Hopefully you will have been able to join in the unique culture of these people through this carefully planned out plan of action. Good luck.
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Nahualli
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:40 Post subject:
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Happens at the AMC by my house all the time.
Just ignore em.
-Nah-
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Finigan
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:53 Post subject:
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Yeah, the AMC tribesmen are pretty well known around the world. I hear they might be cannibals.
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Akronn
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 11:54 Post subject:
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But if they start throwing eggs at your car, look out!
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compusmack
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:05 Post subject:
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-Reneloth-
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:12 Post subject:
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r00typooh
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:17 Post subject:
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| Akronn wrote: | | But if they start throwing eggs at your car, look out! |
hheheheeheh
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Vio
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:28 Post subject:
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wtf is this shit!?!?
Tribesman at the theatre!?!?
only in America?
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WheresNWS
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 12:30 Post subject:
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| Vio wrote: | wtf is this shit!?!?
Tribesman at the theatre!?!?
only in America? |
f**k, dude! Where have you been!?! You can't walk 100 feet in America anymore without running into tribesmen!
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Bricktop!
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 14:22 Post subject:
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Go up to them and yell
"We stole your land fair and square!"
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lotek
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 14:31 Post subject:
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if it were me, I'd bust out my fire gear and start spinnng. thoes tribesmen can lay down a mean beat.
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Paco
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 15:02 Post subject:
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plz stop sniffing paint and glue 
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Clevinger
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 19:16 Post subject:
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what the hell are you talking about?
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Jason_Leung
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 12:06 Post subject:
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I think you probably stole their gatorade foo man.
J-shizzle
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Minion
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 12:11 Post subject:
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| WheresNWS wrote: | | Vio wrote: | wtf is this shit!?!?
Tribesman at the theatre!?!?
only in America? |
f**k, dude! Where have you been!?! You can't walk 100 feet in America anymore without running into tribesmen! |
No shit man. They're everywhere.
Canadians are so ignorant.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 07/03/03 - 13:39 Post subject: Re: Problem at the AMC!
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| Mental Hernia wrote: |
I'm a little concerned, because obviously something is not right. They may be planning something devious, or not of course. Does anybody have any experience with this kind of thing? |
Don't be concerned, just ignore them. But if you die in a car wreck like 21 years from now, we'll all go "omg see?? it was the KURSE!!"
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 01:30 Post subject:
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I didnt even see this, but ignore it..
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Kazkuk
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 01:32 Post subject:
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the best way to do that is by bumping it 
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Mental_Hernia
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Posted: 07/13/03 - 01:34 Post subject:
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| Kazkuk wrote: | | the best way to do that is by bumping it |
... shit
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Mental Hernia
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Posted: 08/09/03 - 23:01 Post subject:
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Nevermind, don't ignore it.
It's started happening again, but louder
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lumber
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Posted: 08/09/03 - 23:37 Post subject:
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If this happens again, please remember this. I am from the south where a lot of these people come from. NOTHING THEY DO IS RATIONAL. EVER. Just watch Cops on TV. You will see that their nature if much different than ours. They mostly all suck and they are probably all smoking an unsafe narcotic.
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Tolanin
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Posted: 08/10/03 - 00:06 Post subject:
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thats exactly why everyone should join a neo nazi group... use normal white people have to protect our way of life!
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XXMerlin2003xX
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Posted: 08/10/03 - 05:15 Post subject:
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Hobbet
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Posted: 08/10/03 - 13:24 Post subject:
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The more and more I look at these "African Tribeman" I know for a fact that we evolved from apes. They are just slower in the evolution chain.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:53 Post subject:
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the more and more i look at these realpoor doppelgangers the more afraid i am.
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scoresia
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 10:52 Post subject:
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Mental Hernia
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Posted: 06/15/04 - 00:10 Post subject:
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Bumping this.
Any more bright ideas?
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pyrgomache
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Posted: 06/15/04 - 00:23 Post subject:
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I work at AMC too...
Just walk up to them with a gun and say "dodge this". I bet they saw the matrix and they'll be all scared like.
If that doesn't work maybe wear a mask when you go to work?
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wellspoken
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Posted: 06/15/04 - 01:26 Post subject:
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| Mental Hernia wrote: | Bumping this.
Any more bright ideas? |
Yeah, don't bump this shit anymore.
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