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Posted: 01/11/05 - 11:19

Goraz
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3411

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

Posted: 01/11/05 - 11:27

Occulis
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13299

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I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.

Classy!

Posted: 01/11/05 - 12:41

Regan
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 750

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He knew that True Christians™

I wonder who onws the trademark on that, could it be Coke? Wink

Posted: 01/11/05 - 18:39

Callaren
Joined: 03 Dec 2003
Posts: 1602

Occulis wrote:

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Classy!

rofl

Also, he's an undead priest, not a human. Hmmm.

Repent!

Posted: 01/11/05 - 19:41

pizza
Joined: 03 Oct 2004
Posts: 50

Quoth the Christian:

Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server," he says.

Anyone know a devote follower of Christ who would play a video game called World of Warcraft AND make an undead character...? I mean they talk about winning over souls for Christianity inside a video game, with the influence of the undead??

Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:25

Xieroth
Joined: 17 Oct 2002
Posts: 1470

You all know that page is satire right?

Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:50

Jakanden
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5336

I love this site. It is "The Onion" part duex =)

Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:58

atarom

i'm a fat little wiccan girl!

Posted: 01/11/05 - 21:22

Occulis
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13299

pizza wrote:

Anyone know a devote follower of Christ who would play a video game called World of Warcraft AND make an undead character...? I mean they talk about winning over souls for Christianity inside a video game, with the influence of the undead??

Undead might mean "born again" in their eyes. Undying love of Jesus and all.

Posted: 01/11/05 - 22:42

Nictathan
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5155

I R Ressurected!

Posted: 01/11/05 - 22:43

Nictathan
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5155

Oh and I sent this link to this chick I know telling her she needed one

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.14900327

Posted: 01/11/05 - 23:09

kbarr
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11270

atarom wrote:

i'm a fat little wiccan girl!

No, I am.

Posted: 01/12/05 - 00:23

Rennol
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3613

Kbarr wrote:

atarom wrote:

i'm a fat little wiccan girl!

No, I am.

CAN I CALL YOU???

Posted: 01/12/05 - 02:42

Xanivin
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 253

ROFL OMG

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