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Posted: 01/11/05 - 11:19
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Goraz
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 11:27
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I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.


Classy!


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 12:41
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He knew that True Christians™


I wonder who onws the trademark on that, could it be Coke? Wink


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 18:39
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Occulis wrote:
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I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.


Classy!

rofl

Also, he's an undead priest, not a human. Hmmm.

Repent!


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 19:41
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pizza
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Quoth the Christian:

Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server," he says.

Anyone know a devote follower of Christ who would play a video game called World of Warcraft AND make an undead character...? I mean they talk about winning over souls for Christianity inside a video game, with the influence of the undead??


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:25
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Sir Postalot
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You all know that page is satire right?


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:50
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I love this site. It is "The Onion" part duex =)


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 20:58
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i'm a fat little wiccan girl!


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 21:22
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Occulis
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pizza wrote:
Anyone know a devote follower of Christ who would play a video game called World of Warcraft AND make an undead character...? I mean they talk about winning over souls for Christianity inside a video game, with the influence of the undead??


Undead might mean "born again" in their eyes. Undying love of Jesus and all.


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 22:42
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I R Ressurected!


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 22:43
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Oh and I sent this link to this chick I know telling her she needed one

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.14900327


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Posted: 01/11/05 - 23:09
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atarom wrote:
i'm a fat little wiccan girl!


No, I am.


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Posted: 01/12/05 - 00:23
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Rennol
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Kbarr wrote:
atarom wrote:
i'm a fat little wiccan girl!


No, I am.


CAN I CALL YOU???


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Posted: 01/12/05 - 02:42
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ROFL OMG

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