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Overon
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 Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:22 Post subject: Pictures of dead people (NWS =\)
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i was looking at an old picture with 50 people in it taken in 1903 and was like "wow, they are all dead"
so i figured a thread like that would be good times
so you could just scroll down and be like
"eaten"
"decapitated"
"frizbee"
post your dead people pictures!
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Overon
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:22 Post subject:
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wait
before it happens
not actual pictues of corpses
whew
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:25 Post subject:
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Attacked by a coven of transexual vampires on the streets of France in 1934.
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Endraven
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:33 Post subject:
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Lol Tiluvas
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:47 Post subject:
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I'm not sure if this breaks the rules of the thread or not, since only one of them is dead.
The man, Jerald Boyd, was killed by his wife Samantha while making intercourse. Jerald is heavily into bondage and erotic asphyxiation, and his wife is usually the dominatress.
On October 7, 1987, while I was filming the two, things got a little intense. Samantha was doing a reverse anal comboy, while choking Jerald, and he went into arrest. Even though we were both CPR certified, we were unable to ressurect him and he passed away.
Of course, his penis stayed erfect for a couple of hours, so Samantha and I finished our photoshoot as she rode him anally until she orgasmed.
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Overon
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 00:48 Post subject:
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wow
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Booker
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:04 Post subject:
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Booker
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:07 Post subject:
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Moments after this photograph was taken outside the town of Yuvantz, Rober Jager was consumed by a pack of marauding wild boars. His dog escaped injury by diving into a badger hole.
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Endraven
Luke Warm
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:14 Post subject:
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most likely one of silvermouse's or tiluvas's **** slave russian orphans
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Yabden
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:33 Post subject:
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too soon?
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atarom
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:37 Post subject:
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too soon? |
no, he died a couple months ago.
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Renork
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:37 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: |
too soon? |
hah
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Gethy
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 01:54 Post subject:
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While attempting to sate the glowing eyes of the old crooner who paid handsomely for a night with this boy something went horribly wrong for this little warlock. He attempted to cast Fortify **** Prowess, but he only managed to fail, leaving him as an imploded puddle of goo. The crooner did not get off.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:21 Post subject:
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when they found his body there was a small package inside this evil counterpart's(to the original santya) bag, inside was a note to mrs. clause. a lovenote.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:26 Post subject:
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i shed a tear for this legend.
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Gethy
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:30 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | i shed a tear for this legend.
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Me too, man, me too.
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GruntingCod
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:39 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | ATM Banana wrote: | i shed a tear for this legend.
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Me too, man, me too. |
As do I, as do I....
But to add to the post, although this does not qualify, I wish this indvidual who did this, was dead.
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atarom
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:48 Post subject:
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U SUCK AT POSTING PICS
BUY HOSTING CHEAPO
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 02:49 Post subject:
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NEVER!
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:02 Post subject:
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| Endraven wrote: |
most likely one of silvermouse's or tiluvas's **** slave russian orphans |
His name was Vilaso, and I met him on The Frontier, a russian steamer that was chartered for vacations on the Black Sea. This was around 1899.
Anyways, I killed his parents in their cabin and found the little guy cowering beneath his sheets. I took pity on him and initiated him into the coven. He did well, but some people just don't have the mental stability to be a vampire, so he "took the sun" in 1919. I was sad, but composed.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:16 Post subject:
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whenever i read about vampires or anything of the sort i instantly assume the person talking is a loser.
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Gethy
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:18 Post subject:
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What about Reverse Vampires?
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Spitulski
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:20 Post subject:
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Dude seriously, I woke up my roommate laughing so hard at this thread.
He said, "what's so funny?"
I said, "dead people on the internet."
He said, "uh...lets pretend we never discussed this.:"
I said, "dead people on the internet make me wax poetic."
And I told the story of how that one dude died from autoerotic asphyxiastion. Asphyxiastion. Ash....f**k it, I said it correctly.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:29 Post subject:
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| ATM Banana wrote: | | whenever i read about vampires or anything of the sort i instantly assume the person talking is a loser. |
It's called "having fun with your imagination", ATM. This is a messageboard. We have fun here using creative output!
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:50 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | And I told the story of how that one dude died from autoerotic asphyxiastion. Asphyxiastion. Ash....f**k it, I said it correctly. |
To be fair, auto-erotic asphyxiastion is when you choke yourself while masturbating. Only crazy freaks do that, and I don't think we should tarnish Jeralds memory by assuming he does that to himself.
I do, though. 
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Renork
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:51 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Spitulski wrote: | | And I told the story of how that one dude died from autoerotic asphyxiastion. Asphyxiastion. Ash....f**k it, I said it correctly. |
To be fair, auto-erotic asphyxiastion is when you choke yourself while masturbating. Only crazy freaks do that, and I don't think we should tarnish Jeralds memory by assuming he does that to himself.
I do, though. |
I hold my breath, does that count?
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 08/16/04 - 03:55 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | | Tiluvas wrote: | | Spitulski wrote: | | And I told the story of how that one dude died from autoerotic asphyxiastion. Asphyxiastion. Ash....f**k it, I said it correctly. |
To be fair, auto-erotic asphyxiastion is when you choke yourself while masturbating. Only crazy freaks do that, and I don't think we should tarnish Jeralds memory by assuming he does that to himself.
I do, though. |
I hold my breath, does that count? |
That is a dangerous step, my friend, but no. You need something controlling. I tie a rope around my neck and then to my fist. It's a fancy type of knot that only Billy the local boyscout can tie. Everytime I go up and down my shaft the rope around my neck gets tighter. I'm just about to pass out as I ejaculate. I need rubber coating around the neck, or I get bruised. My wife questions that, sometimes.
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