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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:02    Post subject: Photoshop Guru's Reply with quote

Need someone to lend me their photoshop skills.

Anyone fairly decent?
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

what do you need?

And no, Im not decent. Just nosy.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend is a vegetarian. I want to put her next to Ronald mc donald=P

Any takers?
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why rail on vegetarians? There's nothing unreasonable about vegetarianism. It's pretty damn moderate. Pescatarianism is one of the most healthy ways to live. Not vegetarian, obviously, but it most certainly is a limited diet.

Veganism, on the other hand, has quite a few openings in terms of what you can easily make fun of them for. Much more radical than vegetarianism.

Moreover, some vegetarian foods are f*****g delicious. Olive oil and a stovetop chik'pattie, your choice of condiments/fixin's--if you say it's not good, you've just never had one. This is only in terms of fake meat. Obviously fruits and vegetables ought to be staple whether or not you're vegetarian or vegan.

So, now, why're you making fun of this person? Because they're 'missing out' on McDonalds?
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

because sometimes its just fun to pick on friends.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 03:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
because sometimes its just fun to pick on friends.


What Okami said..

and rofl...

Went ahead and put my hand to the test
*hosting pics*
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 04:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just hate fast food. But i suppose that's not the point.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 04:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

Before-



After lol-

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 04:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that like a ronald from japan? What's that green thing?


SHe is pretty. I like the hair.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 04:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well dang, I've got to say you've got one hot friend.

You win this time, you win this time.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 04:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gethy wrote:
Well dang, I've got to say you've got one hot friend.


Lol for sure. You need to spend less time worrying about Photoshop and more time worrying about laying the dong down on her. Then nail her in a McD's bathroom or some shit.

Then tell her what a dirty w***e she is and you want to rub fry greese all over her.

Oops sorry, little off track there. But yea she's mad hot y0.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 05:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has amazing (natural looking too!) breasts ... she's yummy!
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 05:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

See now if we can get an ass shot from Frost and an ass shot from your friend YJ, that's a Photoshop piece I'd spend time on.

Ass shot pls Frost... you know you want to.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 05:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okami wrote:
Is that like a ronald from japan? What's that green thing?

SHe is pretty. I like the hair.


Not sure. Probably is japan id have to zoom the menu to clarify. Theres probably some fuckd shit on that menu lol

and shes a cosmetologist.. if you need your hair/ nails done ill hook it up=p

Spiritz wrote:

Lol for sure. You need to spend less time worrying about Photoshop and more time worrying about laying the dong down on her. Then nail her in a McD's bathroom or some shit.

Then tell her what a dirty w***e she is and you want to rub fry greese all over her.

Oops sorry, little off track there. But yea she's mad hot y0.

Lol ...Shes Married though Sad

Frostkiss wrote:

She has amazing (natural looking too!) breasts ... she's yummy!

I dunno Frost, its a toss up.... Youve got some nice ones too :p
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 05:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because I like to Photoshop crap:



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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 05:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omg those are awesome. Great job on those... way better then I could ever do.

Shes gonna crack up when she sees those. Laughing
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 10:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure he knows at least 2 fat girls he wouldn't put this much effort into.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 11:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yellow Journalist wrote:
Lol ...Shes Married though Sad


You'd be suprised how many married women are unhappy and would cheat if the correct opportunity came along.

You aren't friends with her for her conversation... you want to suckle the funbags.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 11:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's such a load of crap. In my life I've had 2 male friends, for years. We'd always hang out together - which reduced dates lemme tell you - and we'd often sleep in the same bed. We'd share a room while on vacation/city-trips and on the couch I'd crawl up to him to get into a more comfortable position. Not even once there was a feeling of discomfort, peeking, touching or an attempt at it for that matter. When I changed out of my clothes after a night out, he'd be turning around in bed, making sure he had the 'better' pillow for the night. Man, I'd even shower while he was shaving/dry my hair while he was showering ...

You can be friends and hang out because you like each other :-/
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 11:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frostkiss wrote:
That's such a load of crap. In my life I've had 2 male friends, for years. We'd always hang out together - which reduced dates lemme tell you - and we'd often sleep in the same bed. We'd share a room while on vacation/city-trips and on the couch I'd crawl up to him to get into a more comfortable position. Not even once there was a feeling of discomfort, peeking, touching or an attempt at it for that matter. When I changed out of my clothes after a night out, he'd be turning around in bed, making sure he had the 'better' pillow for the night. Man, I'd even shower while he was shaving/dry my hair while he was showering ...

You can be friends and hang out because you like each other :-/


lol
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 11:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frostkiss wrote:
That's such a load of crap. In my life I've had 2 male friends, for years. We'd always hang out together - which reduced dates lemme tell you - and we'd often sleep in the same bed. We'd share a room while on vacation/city-trips and on the couch I'd crawl up to him to get into a more comfortable position. Not even once there was a feeling of discomfort, peeking, touching or an attempt at it for that matter. When I changed out of my clothes after a night out, he'd be turning around in bed, making sure he had the 'better' pillow for the night. Man, I'd even shower while he was shaving/dry my hair while he was showering ...

You can be friends and hang out because you like each other :-/


Just so you know, he was/is gay.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 11:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

100% of the hetero guys will agree, "Yes, [this male] wanted to f**k you." and some women live in a perpetual state of denial about this. Or they just don't want to admit it. Razz I've met a lot of girls / women who are keenly aware of the nature of men. The rest are naieve. I won't spend time with the naieve ones. They're either c**k teases, virgins or stupid.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 12:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. How's planet Oblivious Frosty?

And why does Dunn own so much?
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 13:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spiritz wrote:
Lol. How's planet Oblivious Frosty?

And why does Dunn own so much?


He is rather good
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's not gay and he's my buddy. I can call him at any time, we hang out and just that. He has no interest in me whatsoever, it's obvious enough. So you don't believe in genuine friendship between 2 people of a different ****? Seriously?!
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even if you guys are friends, he still wants to do you....unless hes gay
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frostkiss wrote:
He's not gay and he's my buddy. I can call him at any time, we hang out and just that. He has no interest in me whatsoever, it's obvious enough. So you don't believe in genuine friendship between 2 people of a different ****? Seriously?!


Ive seen it happen, albiet not really common.
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol!

Frostkiss wrote:
He's not gay and he's my buddy. I can call him at any time, we hang out and just that. He has no interest in me whatsoever, it's obvious enough. So you don't believe in genuine friendship between 2 people of a different ****? Seriously?!
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow that was easier


Occulis wrote:
lol!

Frostkiss wrote:
He's not gay and he's my buddy. I can call him at any time, we hang out and just that. He has no interest in me whatsoever, it's obvious enough. So you don't believe in genuine friendship between 2 people of a different ****? Seriously?!
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PostPosted: 03/31/06 - 14:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give me a f*****g break! None of you guys have a female friend you hang out with - without the desire of f*****g her brains out? That's sad, I'd never date a guy that's not able to have a normal relationship with a woman.
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