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Zoggs
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Joined: 23 Mar 2004
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 Posted: 06/19/04 - 13:16 Post subject: Phantom s*****r
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funny story, not sure if this is a repost or true, but in RP fashion i will wait for it...
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Yes. As I stand here before you today, I acknowlege I am the Phantom s*****r that has plagued our office for the past 2 months. Yes, I know this idea is from Flight of the Intruder.
I just need to come clean.
It was me who took the upper-decker in stall 2 of the womens bathroom
It was me who shat in the upper riht hand drawer of the VPs desk
That horrid smell in the copy room? You guessed it. I took down a ceiling tile, crapped, and put it back up.
The cute new intern? It's my fault she left. She left her purse in her cube overnight. Yep, I got it.
The anal retentive accounting woman? You know her, she nitpicks every expense you have. Wel to make you all feel better, last week, at 1am on a weeknight, I removed the cover from her computer, shit, and then reassembled. i have no doubt that was the cause of the 4 hours of closed door meetings the next day.
Shall I continue?
Yes.
The office managers coffee cup. I apologize for this one because I had Taco Bell. It was more of anal p**s than crap, but nonetheless, the boss had to go toStarbucks the next morning.
The turd in the trunk of the office "luxury ford taurus?" Mine also.
oh, and that wasnt dog crap sitting in a nice pile on the sidewalk leadin g to the main entrance. Come on, when was the last time you saw a 250 lb dog?
How about the fudge in the freezer of the fridge. It has been in there for 6 weeks. I pity the fool who removes the plastic cover.
I take secret pleasure in the terror I cause. I try to keep my activities intentionally random. hree days in a row here, then a 2 week hiatus. You never know when I will strike. Our office is a bg target.
The s******g will continue until I get that friggin raise I was promised
6 months ago. Good luck, the next round will be worse, and I've started drinking Metamucil.
Love,
THE PHANTOM
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 06/21/04 - 11:15 Post subject:
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amusing.
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Silvermouse
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 06/21/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
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Strangely, some people actually do use shit for vengeful purposes. I don't understand why.
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Nahualli
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8461
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Posted: 06/21/04 - 12:47 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | | amusing. |
Not. I sort of raised an eyebrow at that, but at no point did even the faintest rumor of a smile caused by finding something funny cross my face.
-Nah-
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 06/21/04 - 12:51 Post subject:
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Compus sig sums it up nicely:
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 09/03/04 - 21:29 Post subject:
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I can't believe I missed this jewel of a post.
It is the stuff of LEGEND!
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 02:49 Post subject:
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Thats years old.
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median
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2183
Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 09/04/04 - 02:53 Post subject:
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This post is as old as kbarr  ((((
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