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| Who would win in a full contact ass beating? |
| Paden |
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| Maelstrom |
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Goraz
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 Posted: 08/20/04 - 10:29 Post subject: Paden vs Maelstrom
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Who would win.
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khrath
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 10:35 Post subject:
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I voted for Paden.
Maelstrom is just a moron.
Paden is a redneck, so odds are he can at least toss dirt in his eyes, then beat him senseless with a tree branch.
I can't see Maelstrom doing much more than talking.
=(
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sinrakin
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 10:39 Post subject:
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Paden would make him squeal like a pig.
Not that I have anything against Mael.
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Frax
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 10:39 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: |
I can't see Maelstrom doing much more than talking.
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in busted ass hilly-like english at that :/
Paden 4 the win.
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Celestra
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 10:47 Post subject:
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Paden.
He's a big lug (I say this lovingly Paden  ), I bet he could kick a lot of ppls ass.
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Paden
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 19:13 Post subject:
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Ohh stop it you are making me blush! 
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Banzai
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 19:35 Post subject:
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Since Mael dosn't exist in real space or time I'd have to go with Paden.
Sorry M, no pic no way. You could be a random sentance generator for all I know.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 19:38 Post subject:
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I went with Paden because of the other Canadian thread and figured Paden would win just cause of that...
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Confused
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 19:43 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | Since Mael dosn't exist in real space or time I'd have to go with Paden.
Sorry M, no pic no way. You could be a random sentance generator for all I know. |
Those are much more sophisticated.
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Banzai
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 19:54 Post subject:
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| Confused wrote: | | Banzai wrote: | Since Mael dosn't exist in real space or time I'd have to go with Paden.
Sorry M, no pic no way. You could be a random sentance generator for all I know. |
Those are much more sophisticated. |
At least technically.
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Zab
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 20:07 Post subject:
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maelstrom is french.....paden is american. no contest, paden wins
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Obmar
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Jakanden
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
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| Zab wrote: | | maelstrom is french.....paden is american. no contest, paden wins |
w0rd
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 20:46 Post subject:
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hahahahaha
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Xismakin
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 22:17 Post subject:
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I voted Paden becuase he sounds like a redneck from hell
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Paden
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Posted: 08/20/04 - 23:37 Post subject:
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^_^
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 00:22 Post subject:
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Paden for win!
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Maelstrom
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 13:41 Post subject:
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Question is : Are the 5 people who voted me smart or stupid? We will never know!
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atarom
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 13:43 Post subject:
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actually we will. they're stupid.
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 15:17 Post subject:
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I voted Paden because the fight would be staged at a furniture store so he would have an infinite supply of throwing desks
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 20:54 Post subject:
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The Padenator would go into a redneck rage, dig deep into his retard/blue balls strength and terminate the french scumbag with extreme prejudice.
Short of a slug from my 590 it would be hard to topple this mad behemoth.
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Endraven
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Posted: 08/21/04 - 21:24 Post subject:
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590 is nice, is it a compact? (assuming its a mossberg 590 but maybe im wrong)
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Posted: 08/22/04 - 00:56 Post subject:
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| Endraven wrote: | | 590 is nice, is it a compact? (assuming its a mossberg 590 but maybe im wrong) |
I sold my wilson combat, made a few bucks and got me a beautiful Mossberg 590 SP.
This exact gun, got it 2 days ago actually.
50665 590® 12 ga. Pump Action 9-shot capacity, 3 inch mag, parkerized finish, bead sight, 20" cylinder bore barrel with heat shield and Speed-Feed® stock.
Just ordered this new aluminum forend today, so I can hang oodles of funky lazers and lights of my new sweetie. Can you say "Picatinny".
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Yabden
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Posted: 08/22/04 - 01:49 Post subject:
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how much did you pay for that gun?
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bkarr
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Posted: 08/22/04 - 01:58 Post subject:
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I actually sold my soul for it.
If you ask me, it was worth it.
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ataorm
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Posted: 08/22/04 - 02:33 Post subject:
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| bkarr wrote: | I actually sold my soul for it.
If you ask me, it was worth it. |
You never had a soul to sell.
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Posted: 08/22/04 - 04:33 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: | | how much did you pay for that gun? |
$375 cash price, brand new in the box.
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compusmack
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Posted: 08/23/04 - 10:11 Post subject:
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| ataorm wrote: | | bkarr wrote: | I actually sold my soul for it.
If you ask me, it was worth it. |
You never had a soul to sell. |
rofl
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Goraz
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Posted: 08/23/04 - 10:43 Post subject:
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Paden I made this thread so you can feel better about yourself.
Your internet penis size has increased! +2!
Maelstrom, you're french. Hope you hate it as much as I like it.
Your h8 increases! +100000.
kk, thx info.
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Baha
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 08/23/04 - 13:46 Post subject:
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Yeah, Paden has a shotgun, and maelstrom is just gay
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