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Chork
Total Newbie
Joined: 24 Mar 2003
Posts: 22
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 Posted: 10/26/04 - 07:43 Post subject: Once in a lifetime offer!
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Once in a lifetime offer!
Fully equipped level 70 cleric – over 10k buffed hp and over 9k buffed mana - 800ish AA, 250 all tradeskills. DWARF!! (magelo available on request)
He is flagged for PoTime and many unspellable zones in GoD.
This character comes with all the skilled knowledge to immediately rank you as one of the best clerics ever. Group doesn’t have a tank? Step right up and amaze your friends. No puller? Show those monks how its done! Crowd control, DPS, even tradeskills – you can do it all!!
No friends? Packaged in this deal is my entire friends list – I’ll even let you know which are “real” females in case you feel up to cybor.
But wait there’s more!
This character is an officer/raid leader in one of the top guilds on the server! Crushbone got you down? Wanna pay back Dvinn? Imagine leading dozens of players to whatever target YOU want each night.
He is also one of the top people in the loot system - meaning you can take whatever item that drops! Go on a loot spree and if eventually someone beats you – you can always MERIT to yourself!!
Want to add your friends to the guild? Don’t like gnomes? As an officer, you have the power to add or remove anyone from the guild.
Wanna twink an alt? With free access to the guild treasury, shop to your heart’s content!
Step right up to the end game with this amazing deal today.
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 14376
Location: USA
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 08:01 Post subject:
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is he server transferrable?
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 08:19 Post subject:
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lol lol lol
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kogi420
Fresh Meat
Joined: 19 Oct 2004
Posts: 8
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 09:01 Post subject:
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hmmm seems kinda stupid to me
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Secret Seranni
Luke Warm
Joined: 01 May 2003
Posts: 322
Location: Scotland
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 10:56 Post subject:
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Lolz )
hugggles chork
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 11:51 Post subject:
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when i first opened this i was like wtf not chork, no way hes selling!
then i read it...
thanks for the laugh! 
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Zwadrich
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 5015
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 11:51 Post subject:
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only 6k hp unbuffed!
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3551
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 12:35 Post subject: Re: Once in a lifetime offer!
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| Chork wrote: |
No friends? Packaged in this deal is my entire friends list – I’ll even let you know which are “real” females in case you feel up to cybor.
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I dont know who this guy is but I like him already.
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Skywiser
Luke Warm
Joined: 25 Oct 2002
Posts: 192
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 13:39 Post subject:
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So funny.. yet so sad. 
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Noktyn
Luke Warm
Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 106
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 15:56 Post subject:
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| Skywiser wrote: | | So funny.. yet so sad. |
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 16:04 Post subject:
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| Noktyn wrote: | | Skywiser wrote: | | So funny.. yet so sad. |
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anonymous newb. Where you been!
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Yairi
Total Newbie
Joined: 19 Oct 2003
Posts: 20
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 16:22 Post subject: Chork
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Chork its Gromlok2 here ...... Give me a rough number you are looking for and I will see if I can come close.....
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FoShizzo
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Posts: 1850
Location: Oly, Washington
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 17:57 Post subject:
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thats a f****n sweet deal there...
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 10/26/04 - 17:59 Post subject: Re: Chork
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| Yairi wrote: | | Chork its Gromlok2 here ...... Give me a rough number you are looking for and I will see if I can come close..... |
pretty sure he is kidding bud 
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Derringer
Luke Warm
Joined: 25 Oct 2002
Posts: 384
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 08:07 Post subject:
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Thanks for the laugh old friend. I wish you well
=)
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JOB_78
Fresh Meat
Joined: 25 Oct 2004
Posts: 3
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 14:36 Post subject:
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rofl...nice
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