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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:24    Post subject: Okay you fat geeks, here's a problem! Reply with quote

how much of a single-pulse force will i need to lift the wood to an upright position?



Edit!

Alternatively, answer this problem:

How much force would you have to strike a 200lb brick with to shoot it 6 feet in the air?


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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only made it to algebra2 <---spell?
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cmon 1 of you star-trek convention-going shitballz has to know the answer to this.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tura wrote:
I only made it to algebra2 <---spell?



Priceless
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do we neglect friction?
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, it got me through high school ;D
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

put yourself under it so that your wee wee is under it, and then think of hot men, i mean women.

it shall work! a mans penis rising in an erection generates 12.39 kilajules or energy!

the problem is teh solved
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:29    Post subject: Re: Okay you fat geeks, here's a problem! Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
how much of a single-pulse force will i need to lift the wood to an upright position?



A lot.

But not too much! Just enough.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:33    Post subject: Re: Okay you fat geeks, here's a problem! Reply with quote

Fabulez wrote:
A lot.

But not too much! Just enough.


finally, someone who thinks exactly like me!


so uh... you forgot all your physics education too, huh!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

we need to know the distance between the end and the pivot point, dont we?
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on what the darn thins weighs, what the dimensions are, Also, are you allowed to use anything else for counter balance

too many unknowns

I suppose
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 megawatt per hour per square foot ...times ummmm..... 1 joule per linear...... f**k it........


must goatse..............

























nah
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

scoresia wrote:
Depends on what the darn thins weighs, what the dimensions are, Also, are you allowed to use anything else for counter balance

too many unknowns

I suppose



In the initial post the whole problem is given:
200lbs
6 feet long
Height doesn't really matter, but let's say 1 foot thick
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
we need to know the distance between the end and the pivot point, dont we?


Let's say between 0 and 1 inches!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm...quick calculation ... 100.6lbs of pressure(force) (lb ft per second) WHATEVER LEAST I TRIED!

Edited (thx Fabulez)


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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

er i was looking at it wrong, we need to know at what point the impact is hitting the board, wouldnt we?

if you were closer to the pivot point it would take more force than if you lifted from the very end.... am i wrong?
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm I found Dunns tech support number... Can I call and ask for hepl?

My mouose dosen't work. I think it suffocated in the plastic bag it came in and it's dead. They should have put holes in the bag!!!!!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

287,000 Newtons












No, not really.

All I know is, if you consider the thickness of the board in all places it's a really, very, extremely, incredibly hard problem.

Atarom, I would guess it's 3 inches from the bottom of the board. Since that's all that would be needed to touch the ground when standing upright.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
er i was looking at it wrong, we need to know at what point the impact is hitting the board, wouldnt we?

if you were closer to the pivot point it would take more force than if you lifted from the very end.... am i wrong?


d00d i drew the arrow to it!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah but dont we need something a ltitle more precise than a s****y photoshop drawing? like a number?


yeah krumble i figured that out, when i first saw the problem i thought we were pushing down on the short side, like a lever. then i saw the big IMPACT POINT sign =/

i just f****n woke up.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

atarom wrote:
yeah but dont we need something a ltitle more precise than a s****y photoshop drawing? like a number?


yeah krumble i figured that out, when i first saw the problem i thought we were pushing down on the short side, like a lever. then i saw the big IMPACT POINT sign =/

i just f****n woke up.


lozlze

It's for an approximation, not a space shuttle launch!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this on earth?

Looks like a statics/dynamics 101 problem really
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 13:58    Post subject: Re: Okay you fat geeks, here's a problem! Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
how much of a single-pulse force will i need to lift the wood to an upright position?



Edit!

Alternatively, answer this problem:

How much force would you have to strike a 200lb brick with to shoot it 6 feet in the air?



The answer is.
One 85 dollar a day single-pulse force mexican.


He could stand that slab up and lay it down, all day long.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
The answer is.
One 85 dollar a day single-pulse force mexican.


He could stand that slab up and lay it down, all day long.


(teh win)[/quote]
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

FealornTM wrote:
Is this on earth?

Looks like a statics/dynamics 101 problem really


well man i can call it a "remedial physics" problem or even a "consumer ethics" problem but that doesn't put a number and a unit on the screen, either!
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I could probably answer this, however:

You need to define your distance from point of rotation to the point at which you're applying force. Unless you want the answer in the form of
Force times X with X being the distance.

I'm not fat.

I'm not a geek, just paid like one.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

FealornTM wrote:
Well, I could probably answer this, however:

You need to define your distance from point of rotation to the point at which you're applying force. Unless you want the answer in the form of
Force times X with X being the distance.

I'm not fat.

I'm not a geek, just paid like one.


this is what i was bringing up.

not that i ever took physics, or even remember how to solve this problem...

but logic insisted that i point it out.


nice avatar feal
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:14    Post subject: Re: Okay you fat geeks, here's a problem! Reply with quote

Dunn wrote:
Alternatively, answer this problem:

How much force would you have to strike a 200lb brick with to shoot it 6 feet in the air?


Working on it. I can tell you that it would take 1.224 seconds to get there if you hit it with the absolute minimum force. Haven't taken Engr. Physics yet so this next part should be fun.
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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

FealornTM wrote:
Well, I could probably answer this, however:

You need to define your distance from point of rotation to the point at which you're applying force. Unless you want the answer in the form of
Force times X with X being the distance.

I'm not fat.

I'm not a geek, just paid like one.


The Reagan thingie is wrong.

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PostPosted: 10/30/03 - 14:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

FealornTM wrote:
Well, I could probably answer this, however:

You need to define your distance from point of rotation to the point at which you're applying force. Unless you want the answer in the form of
Force times X with X being the distance.

I'm not fat.

I'm not a geek, just paid like one.

It's not that simple. I could have answered this a couple years ago, but I've forgotten a bunch of math. I think you have to calculate the entire amount of energy needed by integrating the necessary vertical force over the rotation of the block. The component force that contributes to its rotation is the vector perpendicular to the block, which you get with ol' Pythagoras. M / X (I think; M=mass, X=distance from pivot) will give you the total moment force which, as I said, needs to be integrated across the total distance rotation while using the perpendicular vector only. Like I said, I forgot all this stuff and don't have a physics book, anymore.
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