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Celestra
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:25 Post subject: Ok I know they're not pigeons

But I just killed 2 flies in one swat! GOOOOOO me. Everyone needs to feel a little bit like Kbarr sometimes

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Paco
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:29 Post subject:

lol murdererrerer!!! they had family..all thousands and thousands of them! how could you?

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XXMerlin2003xX
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Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Posts: 149
Location: Tuscompton, Al

Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:35 Post subject:

go you go you does a little dance Celestra is da shiznits for doing that lol .....and Paco...she didnt take away from much, they dont live that long anyways....its like they wake up, hatch, fly around and puke on a few bits of food and then die

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Paco
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:36 Post subject:

and the world tells us, that we americans, are bloodthirsty...sheesh

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Celestra
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 06:45 Post subject:

I wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't touch me. One of them landed on my ear. I mean... no. Just. No. So they had to go. I just killed 3 more, have 2 left. Think we're having some sort of plague around here. Also: does anyone know why flies always bunch up together and fly around in one spot, usually around a lamp or something in the centre of a room? T'is weird.

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Vespertine
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 07:04 Post subject:

Safety in numbers?

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Luturb
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 09:58 Post subject:

To pharaphrase the great outdoor writer Patrick McManus, Flies are the only animal that will play kickball in a manure pile and then walk in my potato salad without so much as wiping their overshoes, and for this they all need to die. Congratulations on a job well done.

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Tamrissa
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 10:14 Post subject:

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Guest

Posted: 08/11/03 - 10:29 Post subject:

Congrats!, Good for you:) I love to kill me some flies. I use a rubber band thats been cut.

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Gethy
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 11:58 Post subject:

One-handed technique all the way for mosquitos.

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Haroun Zehra
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 13:55 Post subject: Re: Ok I know they're not pigeons

Celestra wrote:

Everyone needs to feel a little bit like Kbarr sometimes Wink

Funny how I've never had that urge, thankfully. There's not enough soap on the planet.

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Celestra
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 14:08 Post subject:

Bitter much?

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Gethy
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 14:28 Post subject:

f**k yea, brother.

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Paco
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 14:37 Post subject: Re: Ok I know they're not pigeons

Haroun Zehra wrote:

Celestra wrote:

Everyone needs to feel a little bit like Kbarr sometimes Wink

Funny how I've never had that urge, thankfully. There's not enough soap on the planet.

f*****g p***y, hahahha

you have to have a spine in order to use it, maybe you should have one surgically shoved up your ass

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Guest

Posted: 08/11/03 - 15:00 Post subject: Re: Ok I know they're not pigeons

Haroun Zehra wrote:

Celestra wrote:

Everyone needs to feel a little bit like Kbarr sometimes Wink

Funny how I've never had that urge, thankfully. There's not enough soap on the planet.

My buddy!!!!

Its been weeks since I have given you attention, you must feel lonely.

BTW, look what this guy found somewhere in canada....

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Haroun Zehra
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 15:59 Post subject:

Hahah, nice one! You're almost as good as WhereNWS! Keep up the good work! Paco, keep on keeping on. You'll get it one day.

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Paco
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 17:08 Post subject:

Gosh Golly Captain Canada! Thanks for the words of encouragement!

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Tamena
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 17:54 Post subject:

God in his wisdom created the fly, and then forgot to tell us why. Thank you Ogden Nash

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Guest

Posted: 08/11/03 - 18:56 Post subject:

Paco wrote:

Gosh Golly Captain Canada! Thanks for the words of encouragement!

That cracked me up, thank you much:)

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WheresNWS
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 19:18 Post subject:

Haroun Zehra wrote:

Hahah, nice one! You're almost as good as WhereNWS! Keep up the good work!

Paco, keep on keeping on. You'll get it one day.

Aw. Do I have a stalker, now? I'm flattered. Sorry kbarr. First Frosty and now this.

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Jinu
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 19:23 Post subject:

Celestra, please kill some of these:

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Hobbet
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 19:27 Post subject:

with a fly swatter

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Guest

Posted: 08/11/03 - 19:50 Post subject:

WheresNWS wrote:

Haroun Zehra wrote:

Hahah, nice one! You're almost as good as WhereNWS! Keep up the good work!

Paco, keep on keeping on. You'll get it one day.

Aw. Do I have a stalker, now? I'm flattered. Sorry kbarr. First Frosty and now this.

Hes fun to goof on, and the best thing is he keeps coming back for more.

Between you and me, hes not too sharp.

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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 20:12 Post subject:

I hate flies. My store is full of them. Maybe it's because the store is equal to a bloated, gaseous corpse.

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WheresNWS
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 20:59 Post subject:

Kbarr wrote:

Between you and me, hes not too sharp.

Let's not tell him, yet. It's fun.

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Guest

Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:17 Post subject:

WheresNWS wrote:

Kbarr wrote:

Between you and me, hes not too sharp.

Let's not tell him, yet. It's fun.

Hes still following me around and I have told him many many times how stupid he is. I wouldn't worry.

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XXMerlin2003xX
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Location: Tuscompton, Al

Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:29 Post subject:

Jinu wrote:

Celestra, please kill some of these:

please do, i want to see some dead ducks, you cant kill the ducks around my house, the only ones are in publix parks, and if you kills those, you go to jail...

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Minion
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:30 Post subject:

This thread is terrible. There are no images to resize.

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WheresNWS
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:31 Post subject:

Minion wrote:

This thread is terrible.

There are no images to resize.

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Jinu
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:32 Post subject:

XXMerlin2003xX wrote:

please do, i want to see some dead ducks, you cant kill the ducks around my house, the only ones are in publix parks, and if you kills those, you go to jail...

they're canada geese genius

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