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Posted: 07/25/03 - 10:43

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Okay... I'm sitting here at work trying to stay awake and entertain myself when my supervisor asks me if i know anything about Pentacostals. I'm like... well... "They are a Christian denomination that believes in speaking in tongues and have some pretty strict fanatical views". Not far from the truth, but I don't really delve deep into pentacostal views... same thing as me running from the Babtist Church a former lady friend attended. Just not my thing ya know? Granted, I'm Christian.... but definately not your typical... that's a whole new conversation that I don't feel like boring you with... Getting back to the subject... the reason he asked this was because in his meandering of the internet he came across a pretty f****d up web site. As far as I can tell this guy is like... former Arian Nation or some shit that got converted to Pentacostal. This site is freakishly hate filled and unbelievable. Want a good laugh and someone to send H8 too instead of your fellow RP folks... this is as good a target as any.

Enjoy

Profitable Doctrines in God's Word from an Endtime Prophet.

Posted: 07/25/03 - 19:10

Spink
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1476

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

Posted: 07/25/03 - 19:12

NickPSH
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5448

GUN MAN

Posted: 07/25/03 - 20:42

Rennol
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3613

That website wrote:

Women are to be without sex 15 days each month.

Maybe they allow polygamy too.

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:05

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Spink wrote:

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:06

Tinladar
Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1435

rawr... i hate j00 guts!

wanna go have wild naked sex?

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:18

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Tinladar wrote:

rawr... i hate j00 guts!

wanna go have wild naked sex?

Only if Elavis joins and brings that big bottle of babyoil he has on his dresser. <nods>

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:35

WheresNWS
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6423

TrueParadox wrote:

Spink wrote:

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

You f*****g loser son of a b***h pig sucking a*****e hair!

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:39

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Now this is what I'm talking about!

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:42

Mental_Hernia
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 2401

Quote:

Most f**s are unaware, that their queer lifestyle is programmed by a loving God, not by genetic coding.

Though some are not born queer if they live like a homosexual, they force God to choose this cursed way of life for them.

Homos also commit sex acts on animals and the dead bodies of humans

What?

Posted: 07/26/03 - 00:00

Krumble
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 765

Christianity's insanity reached a high point long, long ago when it was declared that certain groupings of notes were the "devil's tunes" and single-handedly stopped the growing popularity of musical instruments for a time (boy, am I glad that we have someone looking out for satan's cleverly disguised plans to steal our souls). Ever since, religious institutions have given up more and more of their convictions as they are exposed as misguided and ridiculously outdated traditions.

To be fair, Socrates and Plato, among others of the time, believed the scales of music that one was exposed to determined their personality and the type of work for which they were best suited. Then Alice Cooper came along some 2000 years later and finally gave them some legitimate complaints. The scary thing is that, while you sit there and listen to your eminem, 311, tool, NIN, what have you, there are people having heated debates over whether it's appropriate to sing Jesus' name in a song that contains a varied rhythm or play the notes B and C in the same bar of music.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 09:02

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Yes, most religious *sects* have gone a bit off the deep end. This guy here... I don't know WHAT his problem is, but I figure he's some Arian Nation or Nazi Youthcamp assgnome that suddenly found God. Who knows though, he could just be putting this up to give those that bash the church more reason. Got me. I'm still Christian, and I certainly don't believe much of anything this tard is spouting, and I don't believe that there are secret evil chords either.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 12:07

Silvermouse
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 10657

What a great site! Here is my favorite part.

"History: 4000 years ago at sundown in Sodom, Israel, two Holy men of God were sharing the laws of God.

They were attacked, by a band of Satan’s night roving male faggots, who wanted to rob, have anal and oral sex with them.

Suddenly the pre-teens and white haired old deviants, were blinded by a burst of light.

This light came from Gods heavenly homophobic, "gay" bashing, f*g hating Angels.

God was against you then f*g and is today, so watch out queer."

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:04

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

This guys is a riot huh? COMPLETE WHACK JOB! I can only read bits at a time before I get the urge to go shower.... what a dirtbag.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:04

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

This guys is a riot huh? COMPLETE WHACK JOB! I can only read bits at a time before I get the urge to go shower.... what a dirtbag.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:12

Inyinya
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Posts: 90

I sincerely hope that that site is a joke.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:14

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

Inyinya wrote:

I sincerely hope that that site is a joke.

Bad part is... I doubt it's a joke. I didn't hve time when I got home last night to actually flip through the verses this cracksmoker quotes... I'll have to see if I can find a good online bible site while I'm here at work for it.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:42

Malodious
Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 989

Quote:

So God added a long list of more evil traits, to mix with the f*g and dyke perversion.

Unrighteousness --- Treacherous.
Fornication --- Including idol worship, harlotry and incest.
Wickedness --- Degeneracy.
Covetousness --- Greedy.
Maliciousness --- Trouble maker.
Full of envy --- Jealousy.
Murderers --- Including abortion.
Debaters --- Strife.
Deceitful --- Guile.
Diseased --- Bad characters and aids.
Whisperers --- Slanderers.
Back-biters --- Negative talk about others.
Haters of God --- Impious.
Despiteful --- Violent.
Proud --- Haughty.
Boasters --- Braggarts.
Inventors of evil --- Worthless things.
Disobedient to parents --- Contumacious.
Without understanding --- Spiritually unintelligent.
Covenant breakers --- Treacherous.
Without natural affection --- Hard-hearted.
Implacable --- Truce-breakers.
Unmerciful --- No healthy compassion.

Did you recognize any of these attributes in you, queer?

Well, punks, do you??????!!!! Hahahahahaha, Where the hell did your boss dig this site up? Holy shit.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 14:00

TrueParadox
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1003

He won't tell me... he is like websurf King or some shit.... always finding crazy a*s websites and emailing them to me. This one takes the cake though. I did just go through some of the scriptures that he quotes... and most pertain *SOMEWHAT* to what he's saying, but the 90% added text and commentary from this fruit-lopp has no basis of context at all.

Posted: 07/26/03 - 16:01

Wulfheart
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 965

TrueParadox wrote:

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

I am wondering if this is another one of Dunn's many personalities. They "know" eachother and work in the "same" company....