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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/25/03 - 10:43 Post subject: OMG Insanity at it's religious Best

Okay... I'm sitting here at work trying to stay awake and entertain myself when my supervisor asks me if i know anything about Pentacostals. I'm like... well... "They are a Christian denomination that believes in speaking in tongues and have some pretty strict fanatical views". Not far from the truth, but I don't really delve deep into pentacostal views... same thing as me running from the Babtist Church a former lady friend attended. Just not my thing ya know? Granted, I'm Christian.... but definately not your typical... that's a whole new conversation that I don't feel like boring you with... Getting back to the subject... the reason he asked this was because in his meandering of the internet he came across a pretty f****d up web site. As far as I can tell this guy is like... former Arian Nation or some shit that got converted to Pentacostal. This site is freakishly hate filled and unbelievable. Want a good laugh and someone to send H8 too instead of your fellow RP folks... this is as good a target as any. Enjoy Profitable Doctrines in God's Word from an Endtime Prophet.

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Spink
RealPoor Sensei

Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1599

Posted: 07/25/03 - 19:10 Post subject:

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680

Posted: 07/25/03 - 19:12 Post subject:

GUN MAN

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Rennol
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3741
Location: Charleston, IL

Posted: 07/25/03 - 20:42 Post subject:

That website wrote:

Women are to be without **** 15 days each month.

Maybe they allow polygamy too.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:05 Post subject:

Spink wrote:

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

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Tinladar
Sir Postalot

Joined: 03 Jan 2003
Posts: 1448

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:06 Post subject:

rawr... i hate j00 guts! wanna go have wild naked ****?

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:18 Post subject:

Tinladar wrote:

rawr... i hate j00 guts!

wanna go have wild naked ****?

Only if Elavis joins and brings that big bottle of babyoil he has on his dresser. <nods>

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WheresNWS
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6448

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:35 Post subject:

TrueParadox wrote:

Spink wrote:

I'm replying to this post because no one else did and you might feel bad.

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

You f*****g loser son of a b***h pig sucking a*****e hair!

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:39 Post subject:

Now this is what I'm talking about!

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Mental_Hernia
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas

Posted: 07/25/03 - 22:42 Post subject:

Quote:

Most f**s are unaware, that their queer lifestyle is programmed by a loving God, not by genetic coding.

Though some are not born queer if they live like a homosexual, they force God to choose this cursed way of life for them.

Homos also commit **** acts on animals and the dead bodies of humans

What?

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Krumble
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 771

Posted: 07/26/03 - 00:00 Post subject:

Christianity's insanity reached a high point long, long ago when it was declared that certain groupings of notes were the "devil's tunes" and single-handedly stopped the growing popularity of musical instruments for a time (boy, am I glad that we have someone looking out for satan's cleverly disguised plans to steal our souls). Ever since, religious institutions have given up more and more of their convictions as they are exposed as misguided and ridiculously outdated traditions. To be fair, Socrates and Plato, among others of the time, believed the scales of music that one was exposed to determined their personality and the type of work for which they were best suited. Then Alice Cooper came along some 2000 years later and finally gave them some legitimate complaints. The scary thing is that, while you sit there and listen to your eminem, 311, tool, NIN, what have you, there are people having heated debates over whether it's appropriate to sing Jesus' name in a song that contains a varied rhythm or play the notes B and C in the same bar of music.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

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Posted: 07/26/03 - 09:02 Post subject:

Yes, most religious sects have gone a bit off the deep end. This guy here... I don't know WHAT his problem is, but I figure he's some Arian Nation or Nazi Youthcamp assgnome that suddenly found God. Who knows though, he could just be putting this up to give those that bash the church more reason. Got me. I'm still Christian, and I certainly don't believe much of anything this tard is spouting, and I don't believe that there are secret evil chords either.

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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015

Posted: 07/26/03 - 12:07 Post subject:

What a great site! Here is my favorite part. "History: 4000 years ago at sundown in Sodom, Israel, two Holy men of God were sharing the laws of God. They were attacked, by a band of Satan’s night roving male faggots, who wanted to rob, have anal and oral **** with them. Suddenly the pre-teens and white haired old deviants, were blinded by a burst of light. This light came from Gods heavenly homophobic, "gay" bashing, fg hating Angels. God was against you then fg and is today, so watch out queer."

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:04 Post subject:

This guys is a riot huh? COMPLETE WHACK JOB! I can only read bits at a time before I get the urge to go shower.... what a dirtbag.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:04 Post subject:

This guys is a riot huh? COMPLETE WHACK JOB! I can only read bits at a time before I get the urge to go shower.... what a dirtbag.

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Inyinya
Rookie
Rookie

Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Posts: 90

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:12 Post subject:

I sincerely hope that that site is a joke.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:14 Post subject:

Inyinya wrote:

I sincerely hope that that site is a joke.

Bad part is... I doubt it's a joke. I didn't hve time when I got home last night to actually flip through the verses this cracksmoker quotes... I'll have to see if I can find a good online bible site while I'm here at work for it.

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Malodious
Toomuchtimeonhands

Joined: 02 May 2003
Posts: 991

Posted: 07/26/03 - 13:42 Post subject:

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So God added a long list of more evil traits, to mix with the f*g and dyke perversion.

Unrighteousness --- Treacherous.
Fornication --- Including idol worship, harlotry and incest.
Wickedness --- Degeneracy.
Covetousness --- Greedy.
Maliciousness --- Trouble maker.
Full of envy --- Jealousy.
Murderers --- Including abortion.
Debaters --- Strife.
Deceitful --- Guile.
Diseased --- Bad characters and aids.
Whisperers --- Slanderers.
Back-biters --- Negative talk about others.
Haters of God --- Impious.
Despiteful --- Violent.
Proud --- Haughty.
Boasters --- Braggarts.
Inventors of evil --- Worthless things.
Disobedient to parents --- Contumacious.
Without understanding --- Spiritually unintelligent.
Covenant breakers --- Treacherous.
Without natural affection --- Hard-hearted.
Implacable --- Truce-breakers.
Unmerciful --- No healthy compassion.

Did you recognize any of these attributes in you, queer?

Well, punks, do you??????!!!! Hahahahahaha, Where the hell did your boss dig this site up? Holy shit.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

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Posted: 07/26/03 - 14:00 Post subject:

He won't tell me... he is like websurf King or some shit.... always finding crazy ass websites and emailing them to me. This one takes the cake though. I did just go through some of the scriptures that he quotes... and most pertain SOMEWHAT to what he's saying, but the 90% added text and commentary from this fruit-lopp has no basis of context at all.

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Wulfheart
Sir Postalot

Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 1478

Posted: 07/26/03 - 16:01 Post subject:

TrueParadox wrote:

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

I am wondering if this is another one of Dunn's many personalities. They "know" eachother and work in the "same" company....

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/26/03 - 16:18 Post subject:

Wulfheart wrote:

TrueParadox wrote:

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

I am wondering if this is another one of Dunn's many personalities. They "know" eachother and work in the "same" company....

Not at all, actually... I used to hate Dunn when I was younger. Back in the BBS days (Bulletin Board System) before this whole internet thing, Dunn and I ran rival BBS's. This caused several problems and flames and hatred. It wasn't until he was hired here, which I was already here, that we actually became friends. After him bombarding me with tons of post links for RealPoor... I decided to join the fun. So if you think that I am one of Dunn's extra personalities, you can lick my balls. I am my own person and not part of Dunn's scary scary scary mind. So there. Razz

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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680

Posted: 07/26/03 - 16:24 Post subject:

Quote:

150 YEARS AGO, WORDS IN THE VERNACULAR CONSIDERED FILTHY, PROFANE or CUSSING WERE.
CONFOUND IT
HANG IT
DOG-GONE
GOL-DANG
GOSH-DARN
DAD-BURNED
BLASTED
DANG- IT
HOLY MOLEY

haha this site is awesome.

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themy
Sir Postalot

Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1153

Posted: 07/26/03 - 17:15 Post subject:

lol that menstruation one is totally f****d up

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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi

Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015

Posted: 07/27/03 - 01:15 Post subject:

TrueParadox wrote:

Wulfheart wrote:

TrueParadox wrote:

Awwwww... thanks. I don't feel bad though, I'm new... I expect lots of abuse, that's why I signed up! I guess a hateful stripper for an ex-wife, and having recently kicked out a 7 month spiritual and financial leech isn't enough punishment! Must have more DRAMA!

I am wondering if this is another one of Dunn's many personalities. They "know" eachother and work in the "same" company....

Not at all, actually... I used to hate Dunn when I was younger. Back in the BBS days (Bulletin Board System) before this whole internet thing, Dunn and I ran rival BBS's. This caused several problems and flames and hatred. It wasn't until he was hired here, which I was already here, that we actually became friends. After him bombarding me with tons of post links for RealPoor... I decided to join the fun. So if you think that I am one of Dunn's extra personalities, you can lick my balls. I am my own person and not part of Dunn's scary scary scary mind. So there. Razz

I'll beat both your asses at L.O.R.D.

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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355

Posted: 07/27/03 - 01:44 Post subject:

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Not at all, actually... I used to hate Dunn when I was younger. Back in the BBS days (Bulletin Board System) before this whole internet thing, Dunn and I ran rival BBS's. This caused several problems and flames and hatred. It wasn't until he was hired here, which I was already here, that we actually became friends.

So you've been a technical support guy for twenty years?

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Tiluvas
RealPoor Guru

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 2355

Posted: 07/27/03 - 01:48 Post subject:

Quote:

Enjoy

Profitable Doctrines in God's Word from an Endtime Prophet.

I don't know. I still prefer TimeCube and The Greatest Thinker.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting

Posted: 07/27/03 - 07:26 Post subject:

Tiluvas wrote:

Quote:

Not at all, actually... I used to hate Dunn when I was younger. Back in the BBS days (Bulletin Board System) before this whole internet thing, Dunn and I ran rival BBS's. This caused several problems and flames and hatred. It wasn't until he was hired here, which I was already here, that we actually became friends.

So you've been a technical support guy for twenty years?

How in the f**k did you come up with that conclusion? The only time reference is BBS's being before the internet. Then it moves on. How you got from "I used to hate Dunn when I was younger. Back in the BBS days (Bulletin Board System) before this whole internet thing" to 20 years of tech support is far beyond me there champ... I was younger when I hated him, he was hired here and we've become friends... that would suggest two things:

#1) I hated him for a long time until recently, thus displaying my ability to hold grudges for a long time.

or

#2) That your ability to comprehend english text like I comprehend Linear B.

DUUUUUUUURRRRRR..... P...P....P.....Posterboy!

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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts

Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you

Posted: 07/27/03 - 10:59 Post subject:

So living in UT, and being that it is Sunday I thought I'd read what he had to say about Mormons. This guy is an idiot and needs to be removed from the gene pool.

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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot

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Posted: 07/27/03 - 11:02 Post subject:

Nictathan wrote:

So living in UT, and being that it is Sunday I thought I'd read what he had to say about Mormons.

This guy is an idiot and needs to be removed from the gene pool.

So does Pentacostal = Mormon or is it a branch?

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