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Notes taken while viewing Star Wars 3 (Spoilers abound)

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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 15:04    Post subject: Notes taken while viewing Star Wars 3 (Spoilers abound) Reply with quote

http://www.onetusk.com/otjournal/2005/05/22/notes-taken-while-viewing-star-wars-3/
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 15:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was hilarious, though I liked the movie, much of the dialogue did suck ball sack. Hayden Christiansen or whatever cannot act worth shit.
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 15:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deiahova wrote:
That was hilarious, though I liked the movie, much of the dialogue did suck ball sack. Hayden Christiansen or whatever cannot act worth shit.


i thought he was good in Shattered Glass
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 15:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha perfect
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 15:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

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“We must take them somewhere where the Sith cannot sense their presence.” Well, considering that your spider-sense shit only works when it’s convenient for the plot, I would say you could hide them next door, honestly.


hah!
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 16:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

those are pretty good
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 17:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a science fiction movie in which the primary characters can control reality with their mind.

I challenge anyone here to post a movie title, fiction based, with no plot holes.

It is not hard to find holes in the plot in fantasy based movies. This person's review was neither original nor particularly amusing. SOME of his notes merely point out that he paid little attention to the plot, or knows nothing of the character's history. Hint: The 4 armed robot, isnt a robot, its a cyborg, thus has organic parts, which are damaged, fuckwit.

'Suspension of disbelief' is required to enjoy most of these types, if not all of these types of movies.

ANY movie can be picked apart. Movies are about pretend.

If you want reality, save 10 bucks and walk around outside somewhere, or go take a shit, or do naked jumping jacks on the sidewalk.
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 17:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fully enjoyed this movie. That doesn't change the fact that these are funny =)
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 17:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Goddammit, there’s that fountain again! Man, I need to pee!
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 17:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

Movie with no plot holes: Ghandi
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 17:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

shinja mayoke wrote:
SOME of his notes merely point out that he paid little attention to the plot, or knows nothing of the character's history. Hint: The 4 armed robot, isnt a robot, its a cyborg, thus has organic parts, which are damaged, fuckwit.

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Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 18:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

icebreaker wrote:
Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.


I never saw any of the cartoons but it was painfully obvious that Grievious was a cyborg.

Firstly there was a long close up of his organic eyes and surrounding (decayed) tissue.

Then when he died, his organis torso-remains were clearly visible - they were the opening where Renton shot him.

Oh and Artoo has a taser in Eps 5 and 6.

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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 19:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they had to explain everything to that detail, the movie would be at least 6 hours long, and boring as hell.
Its all in the books too.
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 19:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eduin wrote:
icebreaker wrote:
Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.


I never saw any of the cartoons but it was painfully obvious that Grievious was a cyborg.

Firstly there was a long close up of his organic eyes and surrounding (decayed) tissue.

Then when he died, his organis torso-remains were clearly visible - they were the opening where Renton shot him.

Oh and Artoo has a taser in Eps 5 and 6.

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Bad drunk...

If you were paying attention you would have seen they called him a cyborg in the rolling text at the start of the movie.
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 21:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kbarr wrote:
Eduin wrote:
icebreaker wrote:
Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.


I never saw any of the cartoons but it was painfully obvious that Grievious was a cyborg.

Firstly there was a long close up of his organic eyes and surrounding (decayed) tissue.

Then when he died, his organis torso-remains were clearly visible - they were the opening where Renton shot him.

Oh and Artoo has a taser in Eps 5 and 6.

Regards,
Eduin


Bad drunk...

If you were paying attention you would have seen they called him a cyborg in the rolling text at the start of the movie.


zing
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PostPosted: 05/26/05 - 21:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deiahova wrote:
Kbarr wrote:
Eduin wrote:
icebreaker wrote:
Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.


I never saw any of the cartoons but it was painfully obvious that Grievious was a cyborg.

Firstly there was a long close up of his organic eyes and surrounding (decayed) tissue.

Then when he died, his organis torso-remains were clearly visible - they were the opening where Renton shot him.

Oh and Artoo has a taser in Eps 5 and 6.

Regards,
Eduin


Bad drunk...

If you were paying attention you would have seen they called him a cyborg in the rolling text at the start of the movie.


zing


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PostPosted: 05/27/05 - 08:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

All i was saying was the coughing was stupid yes it was apparent after it exposes his chest cavity..
and umm sure as hell didn't say he was a cyborg during opening credits

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PostPosted: 05/27/05 - 08:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eduin wrote:
icebreaker wrote:
Show me anywhere in the movies where thats explaned without bringing up some lame ass cartoon networks clonewars serials and you might have a point.
You can't bring in a new major character and not explain something of who he is and not expect to get ridiculed for it. Untill you saw the beating heart at the end when he fried him..the constant coughing was stupid.


I never saw any of the cartoons but it was painfully obvious that Grievious was a cyborg.

Firstly there was a long close up of his organic eyes and surrounding (decayed) tissue.

Then when he died, his organis torso-remains were clearly visible - they were the opening where Renton shot him.

Oh and Artoo has a taser in Eps 5 and 6.

Regards,
Eduin


Who is Renton?

Did you even see the same movie we're talking about?

and about the cough...they didn't have that in the cartoon as far as I recall, so it was a shock to me to hear him sputtering, coughing, and wheezing....wtf?
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PostPosted: 05/27/05 - 11:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

he was a bad ass in the cartoon, tho i did not see it all
at one point he kills like 5 jedi
did he get messed up in a later show or something?
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PostPosted: 05/27/05 - 11:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

goatface wrote:
he was a bad ass in the cartoon, tho i did not see it all
at one point he kills like 5 jedi
did he get messed up in a later show or something?


That's what I was trying to remember, but I'm pretty sure nothing happened. It ended with Greivous taking Palpatine at the bottom of that tunnel thingy I think.
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PostPosted: 05/27/05 - 11:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont remember which episode, but Mace used the force to cave in his chest or something.
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