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Frax
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Occulis
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I just uncoiled a 2-foot turd into the crapper. I swear to god, my gut feels completely empty. 5 cups of raisins will do you proud in 24 hours or less!
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Confused
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:38 Post subject: Re: Not only is God a woman.. she's a l*****n
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| Frax wrote: | | Picking her to be in this had to be intentional.. |
But the media is not liberal.
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Paco
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:39 Post subject:
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I'm going to vomit.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:51 Post subject:
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didnt allanis morrisette play god in a movie thus being the first l*****n god?
or is she not gay, just a man hater? how confusing! 
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Renork
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:52 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | didnt allanis morrisette play god in a movie thus being the first l*****n god?
or is she not gay, just a man hater? how confusing! |
Dogma, I beleive.
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Frax
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:53 Post subject:
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I just watched that movie for the first time last week. She wasn't a l*****n from what I watched.
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scoresia
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:54 Post subject:
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oh god ...... noooooooooo
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NickPSH
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 09:56 Post subject:
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Gipsy Kings - Hotel California
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Occulis
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 11:34 Post subject:
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The good news is they could remake Clash of the Titans with some l*****n LPGA tournament competitor as Zeus and, even with 86 billion in special effects, it would suck. Same ridiculous scenario here.
"Lol! God is a female l*****n LOL! This joke won't be stale after the trailer! Lol!"
I can't wait to see Filthy Critic bite down on this one.
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Frehya
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 11:36 Post subject:
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I cant watch ellen degeneres, she is like hyper neurotic.
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goatface
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 11:43 Post subject:
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what is up with all the f*****g remakes
as for Dogma,
i half watched it again last night with it was on tv
god is refered to as him a couple of times
so it think the idea was that god could be either gender
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 12:20 Post subject:
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| Frehya wrote: | | I cant watch ellen degeneres, she is like hyper neurotic. |
the only role of hers ive ever liked was dory.
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Celestra
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 12:44 Post subject:
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 12:50 Post subject:
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Let's face it, there's no way that anyone can live up to the ownage that was George Burns.
So instead, the producers go for the sensational outlet, even if it sucks!
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atarom
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 12:59 Post subject:
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so hawt.
Last edited by atarom on 08/24/04 - 13:08; edited 1 time in total
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Paco
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:05 Post subject:
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so red x hot!
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atarom
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:07 Post subject:
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hotness inc. i shoulda figured that site wouldnt direct link.
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scoresia
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:08 Post subject:
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Red X is always hot! That's why it's RED silly!
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:11 Post subject:
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| goatface wrote: | what is up with all the f*****g remakes
as for Dogma,
i half watched it again last night with it was on tv
god is refered to as him a couple of times
so it think the idea was that god could be either gender |
Dogma's vision of God is what we see him/her/it being. By the end of the movie when God appears to the chick she is convinced that God is a woman so here comes Alanis. The others (Jay and Silent Bob) saw her as thus because God is like an enchanter and can only have one illusion up at a time.
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Celestra
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:11 Post subject:
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What?
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Frashii
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:14 Post subject:
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I loved the movie Dogma.
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scoresia
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:16 Post subject:
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I love Dori .... ehheeh
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atarom
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:17 Post subject:
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| Nictypoo wrote: | | God is like an enchanter and can only have one illusion up at a time. |
that sucks. does it go back to normal when she zones? How did she cast so fast when she zoned into the church?
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Renork
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:17 Post subject:
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| Nictypoo wrote: | | goatface wrote: | what is up with all the f*****g remakes
as for Dogma,
i half watched it again last night with it was on tv
god is refered to as him a couple of times
so it think the idea was that god could be either gender |
Dogma's vision of God is what we see him/her/it being. By the end of the movie when God appears to the chick she is convinced that God is a woman so here comes Alanis. The others (Jay and Silent Bob) saw her as thus because God is like an enchanter and can only have one illusion up at a time. |
Amazing description. Loved the chanter refference.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:18 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | Nictypoo wrote: | | God is like an enchanter and can only have one illusion up at a time. |
that sucks. does it go back to normal when she zones? How did she cast so fast when she zoned into the church? |
She's god, she can do anything except have two illusions up at the same time.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 13:56 Post subject: Re: Not only is God a woman.. she's a l*****n
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| Confused wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | Picking her to be in this had to be intentional.. |
But the media is not liberal. |
And what are you going to do about it? Nothing!
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Tura
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 15:07 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming |
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Confused
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 15:46 Post subject: Re: Not only is God a woman.. she's a l*****n
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Confused wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | Picking her to be in this had to be intentional.. |
But the media is not liberal. |
And what are you going to do about it? Nothing! |
Sit in my rocker and hit the television with my cane as I yell at it.
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Goraz
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Posted: 08/24/04 - 16:08 Post subject:
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DeGeneres is not even the slightest bit funny.
Paden is more funny than Ellen DeGeneres.
f*****g dike.
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