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Nahualli
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 11:09 Post subject: Not EverQuest related but f**k you

I have a pretty funny story that happened last night. I like fireworks.. I dunno why I just do. For that reason alone I resolved to master my Engineering Artisan tree. The way I did it (being a scout) I would survey for minerals, pitch a tent then sample and then crafting with the stuff I was sampling. In that way I mastered Engineering, Surveying and Wilderness Survival. Anyways.. the point being I was still 1200 pts from Engineering IV so I sat in front of the Coronet Starport and started furiously grinding out fireworks packages (20 shot programmable fireworks dispensers) By the time I had enough points to learn Engineering IV I had 12 sets of 20 fireworks. That's a lot of boom. So I shouted to the zone that a massive fireworks extravaganza was going to take place in front of the Starport. I kept announcing it until I saw lots of people. The sky got dark and I announced the start of the show. Right before I started I shouted "I would like to dedicate this show to the brave men and women of the Rebel Alliance and their unending struggle!" (Knowing Coronet on Corbantis is hugely Rebel. Wild cheers of YAAAY and hip hip and "Go Rebels !" I then lit off all of my fireworks in a fairly impressive display. When it was all over I shouted "I would like to thank everyone who showed up to watch my presentation of "Rebel Scum Must Die Horrible Deaths" LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE !!!" ................ I don't think anyone has gotten that many duel challenges in a 10 minute period as I did. I was literally on the floor laughing my ass off .. it was my greatest SWG moment to date. -Nah-

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Jakanden
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Joined: 11 Nov 2003
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Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost

Posted: 01/06/04 - 11:30 Post subject:

Hey - wtf this isnt Everquest related!

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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central

Posted: 01/06/04 - 15:45 Post subject:

hahaha o man wish i was there ! I got a lot of heat for role-playing a pacifist engineer who has really high standards for dancers: "Excuse me, fatty, could you lose some weight before coming to my cantina. Thanks." Bounty Hunters would try to duel me and be like, "Come on b*h, little p*y engineer, you afraid or what?" Then I'd trap them into hours of thrilling chat.

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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842

Posted: 01/06/04 - 16:44 Post subject:

SeeI used to dot hat too and being about a 3 foot tall bothan, everyone would start talking shit, thats when I would sucker them into a duel. and then the little bothan magically pulls out two Rancors and a frenzied graul. Watch the tough guys scatter.

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GruntingCod
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Posted: 01/06/04 - 16:49 Post subject:

Occulis wrote:

hahaha

o man

wish i was there !

Love your sarcasim Dunn, can never get enough.

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Gutrippar
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 528
Location: Deventer, Holland.

Posted: 01/06/04 - 17:54 Post subject:

Bait Masterson wrote:

SeeI used to dot hat too and being about a 3 foot tall bothan, everyone would start talking shit, thats when I would sucker them into a duel.

and then the little bothan magically pulls out two Rancors and a frenzied graul.

Watch the tough guys scatter.

Two rancors? graul? what the fuck>?

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