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Desflurane
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Joined: 27 Mar 2003
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Location: St Louis
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 Posted: 05/29/05 - 13:41 Post subject: Normal girlfriend
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So I have been dating this girl for about 11 months. I'm 30, she's 24. That seems to work pretty ok, since I am an immature POS.
The problem I have is she is not a total dork, like Galdaria, for instance.
For instance, when I say "All your bases are belong to us!" I get a good chuckle... she looks at me like I am fuckng moron...
Do I:
A) Dump her ass, and try to snag Galdaria and her litter?
B) Stay with her, as she keeps me from falling deeper into obscurity?
C) Stay with her, but only for the ****?
D) Teach her the ways of the dork squad (she's young and impressionable, after all...)?
Awaiting your infinite wisdom,
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 13:49 Post subject:
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The realpoor manual suggests "Shove a Dog up her ass"
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 14:33 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | The realpoor manual suggests "Shove a Dog up her ass" |
I have come to love you <3
Anyway, I'd say 2 & 4.
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Wasabi
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Joined: 26 May 2005
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Location: TX
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 14:39 Post subject:
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Teach her. My boyfriends worships WoW and i had to learn some of it to keep up. She might end up enjoying it.
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 14:41 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | Frax wrote: | | The realpoor manual suggests "Shove a Dog up her ass" |
I have come to love you <3
Anyway, I'd say 2 & 4. |
I <3 you too!
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Soriak
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 14:59 Post subject:
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| Quote: | | B) Stay with her, as she keeps me from falling deeper into obscurity? |
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 15:34 Post subject:
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while its nice to share common interests and hobbies its not 'needed'.
if you want to teach her computer stuff teach her to be a gamer geek, but not more cause then if she gets really into it you might regret it when she becomes a bigger geek then yourself. 
seriously though if she isnt interested in the computer and that part of your life dont sweat it, long as you share other interests that you can do together and computer time isnt a big issue arguement between yas.
Last edited by Tamrissa on 05/29/05 - 15:36; edited 1 time in total
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kartall
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Joined: 08 May 2005
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 15:34 Post subject:
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I would try "D" to see if she has the potential to be not so "normal." Normal is boring.
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Tiluvas
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 15:39 Post subject:
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I'm a huge dork, and even I wouldn't laugh as something as dated as AYBABTU. I say you work on getting a f*****g sense of humor, first.
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danjangula
Luke Warm
Joined: 02 Nov 2004
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 15:39 Post subject:
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I'd think you were a f*g, too, if you said lame shit like that IRL to your girlfriend.
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Owyyn
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 16:02 Post subject:
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| danjangula wrote: | | I'd think you were a f*g, too, if you said lame shit like that IRL to your girlfriend. |
And for stealing your avatar.
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euphonious
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Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 16:07 Post subject:
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| Wasabi wrote: | | Teach her. My boyfriends worships WoW and i had to learn some of it to keep up. She might end up enjoying it. |
So like... are you a woman or are you a butt pirate?
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Fattguyy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 09 Sep 2003
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 16:23 Post subject:
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Lock her in a room for 24 hours watching the " DING YOUR 65 " Video.
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Desflurane
Luke Warm
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Posts: 299
Location: St Louis
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 16:53 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | I'm a huge dork, and even I wouldn't laugh as something as dated as AYBABTU. I say you work on getting a f*****g sense of humor, first. |
Good advice (d**k cheese)!
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Desflurane
Luke Warm
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Location: St Louis
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 16:54 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | The realpoor manual suggests "Shove a Dog up her ass" |
Hmmm, that must be selection E?
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danjangula
Luke Warm
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 17:06 Post subject:
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lol, this guy is too gay to be dating.
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Gethy
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 17:18 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | I'm a huge dork, and even I wouldn't laugh as something as dated as AYBABTU. I say you work on getting a f*****g sense of humor, first. |
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Gethy
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 17:20 Post subject:
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| danjangula wrote: | | lol, this guy is too gay to be dating. |
Wait, a post that's not bragging about lifting weights, impregnating your girlfriend or mentioning you're 16?
Whoa, you almost put one past me!
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Manuva
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 18:06 Post subject:
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| danjangula wrote: | | I'd think you were a f*g, too, if you said lame shit like that IRL to your girlfriend. |
Adult only thread, kid.
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Brael
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:22 Post subject:
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You could introduce her to the hardcore geek hobbies like creating currency converters that convert things such as Hyrule Rupies into Mushroom Kingdom Gold Coins into Robotropolis Rings.
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Kenbin
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Joined: 15 Nov 2002
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Location: New York City
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:26 Post subject:
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Whats the deal with f**s and the lame Einstein picture?
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:28 Post subject:
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Put pringles in her face
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:33 Post subject:
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| Manuva wrote: | | danjangula wrote: | | I'd think you were a f*g, too, if you said lame shit like that IRL to your girlfriend. |
Adult only thread, kid. |
zing
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Pringles In Your Face
Luke Warm
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:42 Post subject:
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| Yellow Journalist wrote: | | Put pringles in her face |
I have to agree here...
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:43 Post subject:
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| Pringles In Your Face wrote: | | Yellow Journalist wrote: | | Put pringles in her face |
I have to agree here... |
I have to agree here.... < 4 dots. I win. < oh 6
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Brael
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 19:56 Post subject:
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p***y in your face
Penis in your face
Pringles in your face
Poop in your face
p**s in your face
Pee in your face
What others are there?
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 26 Aug 2003
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 21:16 Post subject:
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One of the ways I can tell if a girl is really into me is if she will listen to and be interested in whatever I say.
I like a girl who can sit and watch me play Super Metroid for hours on end!
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Mugaaz
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 21:17 Post subject:
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| Lumberg_fekdher wrote: | One of the ways I can tell if a girl is really into me is if she will listen to and be interested in whatever I say.
I like a girl who can sit and watch me play Super Metroid for hours on end! |
I don't get this shit. If I saw a girl who was interested in this I would be like "b***h you're a f****n loser!"
MY ideal woman sure as hell never played everquest
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Owyyn
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 21:19 Post subject:
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| Brael wrote: | p***y in your face
Penis in your face
Pringles in your face
Poop in your face
p**s in your face
Pee in your face
What others are there? |
I wanted to add "child f****r in your face" and then a link to Fatty's avatar, but my right mouse button quit working. Therefore I am unable to post the picture at this time.
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Lumberg_fekdher
RealPoor Sensei
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Posted: 05/29/05 - 21:25 Post subject:
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| Mugaaz wrote: | | Lumberg_fekdher wrote: | One of the ways I can tell if a girl is really into me is if she will listen to and be interested in whatever I say.
I like a girl who can sit and watch me play Super Metroid for hours on end! |
I don't get this shit. If I saw a girl who was interested in this I would be like "b***h you're a f****n loser!"
MY ideal woman sure as hell never played everquest |
The idea is that she would watch it just because I was playing it / cared about it, not because she liked it originally.
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