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 Posted: 11/19/03 - 10:11 Post subject: Nice article, and check out the side links too
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What it takes to be A Man's Man (3533 hits)
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Submitted by ReallyBored (View user info) at 2003-11-13 12:08:38
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In a world where Metrosexual is cool, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gets the highest ratings, and the top movie is called "Love Actually"; staying a Mans Man can be a tough job. So in an attempt to help my fellow brothers, I have scoured the land and interviewed the last true Man's Men. Men who eat beef and drink real beer, Men who could kill a horde of stupid teenagers with their bare hands, Men who can grope women and still get into office. So I submit to you, Men of Ubersite, a guide to being a Man's Man.
Step 1 TV: A Man's Man doesn't watch reality shows or Dr. Phil. A Man's Man thinks Dr. Phil is a p***y, and He knows if He were Joe Millionaire we would have got rid of the nasty chicks in the first round. They also don't know what time Friends or Trading Spaces is on. Why; because interior decorating is women's work and besides Joey, all the guys are Friends are a bunch of b*****s. A Man's Man also knows that Bob Villa is the king of construction and Tim the tool man should go back to the blow. You may wonder, what does A Man's Man watch? He watch's Men shows like Monster Garage and American Chopper. He knows it's possible to turn a 69 Cadillac into a lawnmower, or that a fighter jet is a good design for a hog.
Step 2 WAR: A Man's Man knows everything about war, because he watches the History Channel everyday. He knows that a M1 Garand holds 5 rounds, it can't be reloaded mid-way and makes a distinctive ting sound when clip is empty. A Man's Man knows that the M1A1 Thompson with hand rubbed wood stock should have never been replaced by the cheaper machine stamped M3A1 "Grease Gun". A Man's Man also knows how to breech a room, to keep you weapon aimed up and not sweep the head of the Man in front of you. He knows military tactics and that a roll of quarters held in your fist packs a mean punch.
Step 3 Sports: A Man's Man likes sport like football and hockey. Where there's a good chance somebody will get his ass handed to them every couple of minutes. He watches ESPN for the commentary, because he has seen ever highlight because he has TiVo and never misses a game. A Man's Man thinks Trey Wingo is a pretty kickass name and that Deion Sanders should be shot on sight. He knows the Bucs were a fluke and that Collins should get back on the sauce.
Step 4 Women: A Man's Man likes woman who think thongs are the only suitable underwear and that b******b Tuesday is a good idea. She can cook up a mean steak and makes mashed potatoes from scratch. This girl gives her Man's Man a head-ups on anniversaries and birthdays, and she never complains about Guy's night out. A Man's Man woman doesn't read Cosmo's 101 tips for pleasuring you Man, because she knows that a b*****b and a ball tickle with work every time. You'll never hear "I feel fat today" or "We need to talk" from A Man's Man woman. This type of girl looks hot in a dress or a T-shirt, and she waxes more then just her legs. She never flirts with his friends, and doesn't allow her stupid co-workers to talk shit on her Man's Man.
Remember: A Man's Man is the pinnacle of the human race. He is more then just a hunter gatherer, he's the warrior-general of his domain. The High Lord and King of his keep. Hes not you regular smuck off the street, hes a Man
...... A Man's Man!
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