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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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 Posted: 11/24/03 - 16:28 Post subject: New ways my idiot customers can f**k up
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Let's pretend for a moment they are not doing something as difficult as clicking on pictures of pornography. Let's pretend they're doing something simple like pushing a big red button to activate a food dispensor.
Customer #1: Sits on the red button and never moves. Passes out from hunger. Eventually dies.
Customer #2: Pushes the red button repeatedly, approx 90 pushes per second. This overloads the dispensor and clogs the food pellet chute with multiple payloads. Customer panics further and hammers on the red button, eventually breaking his finger and bleeding to death internally.
Customer #3: Pushes the button properly. Food is dispensed. Customer does not hear the food being dropped, see it or smell it. Customer eventually dies of starvation.
Customer #4: Bangs head against red button. Eats food. b*****s about food not being delivered with a smile.
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Jakanden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Nov 2003
Posts: 5334
Location: Fuck if I know - I am always lost
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 16:30 Post subject:
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That actually sums up my view of humanity in general fairly well
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Sunkorzien
Sir Postalot
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1443
Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 16:31 Post subject:
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Dunn: You're my personal Jesus.
NOW DIE!
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 16:56 Post subject:
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how does that fix the fact that i needed help writing a unix script last night AND YOU WERENT THERE
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 16:59 Post subject:
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This is rox.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 17:00 Post subject:
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Whare is automattik pilot????
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posts: 8750
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 17:01 Post subject:
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i read up on eq2 last night elavis, it looks own =/
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 17:28 Post subject:
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| Khrath wrote: | | i read up on eq2 last night elavis, it looks own =/ |
du wanna duo? i'll try it if you do!
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 17:58 Post subject:
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I wish I could get food by pushing a red button. Somebody please put me in a room and study my masturbational habits and feed me through a food dispensor.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 18:17 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | I wish I could get food by pushing a red button. Somebody please put me in a room and study my masturbational habits and feed me through a food dispensor. |
What if you have to refrain from reading realpoor?
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 11/24/03 - 22:34 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | I wish I could get food by pushing a red button. Somebody please put me in a room and study my masturbational habits and feed me through a food dispensor. |
What if you have to refrain from reading realpoor? |
I'm pretty sure I could just sit in a corner and imagine what the gist of the posting would be like for that day.
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