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Jukas
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| kbarr wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
If not what kind should I look for? I've always liked the Arizona desert hairy's but unfortunately you almost always only find the males which don't live very long. |
google "T. blondi" |
Well I was mostly kidding about scaring people.
I think I'm more interested in the Az desert hairy's I've always found in the wild. Do you know if they are captively produced?
I'd like to have an actual serious discussion about spiders if that's possible.
Edit: I think it's actually called the Desert Blonde.
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Devook
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 14:53 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | How is this different than a teenager taking a picture with an accoustic guitar or a skateboard? Kbarr's just playing to an older audience. |
Well, if you claimed to ride a nice skate board and 25 idiots said, NO you LIE!
Then you posted a picture of yourself ON said skateboard, riding it. Don't you think thats proves your side a little more succinctly than ooodles of ongoing text?
I know it does. It doesn't matter if you agree with me or not.
I am right.
Again.
I love my new posting skills, and you LOOK like a b***h!
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You're missing the point. It's stupid to brag to the internet about how well you ride a skateboard in the first place. Posting pictures of yourself on a skateboard to prove a point is just that much lamer. |
Incorrect.
You keep changing and shifting the point, like a child. We are not on the corner where you can claim that you didn't say something, or where idiots forget what you said previously.
The most I am bragging about are my NEW POSTING SKILLS!
The props were to prove a point.
I am on the level and you LOOK like a b***h.
See?
I am right!
AGAIN! |
Wait... what? No, really, the concept's not hard. You took pictures of things that you own that you think will impress others around your age. You posted them under the pretense that you were merely showing off your newfound ability to take pictures and put them on the internet (WOW!), however, each picture you have posted has been meticulously chosen: your shotgun, your spiders, your roach collection, your snapping turtles, your fat, stubby fingers...
You are being a 16 year old kid with shaggy hair, an accoustic guitar in one hand, and a skateboard in the other. "Hay guyz! I finally figured out how to put pic-a-chewrz on the intarweb! Check them out! LOL don't worry about the stuff in the pictures, that's just me hangin out having a good time on a normal day in my life u know?" <i>Oh boy I hope they notice that I can skateboard AND play guitar, LOL!</i>
Third time's usually the charm; do you understand now? |
Incorrect.
Everything in these pictures were questioned by idiots, teens, liberals and other assorted a******s or combinations of. They are just a few of the things I have spoke about with authority and been told i was full of shit. I remember people telling me I was full of shit when i spoke about my beautiful shotgun. Well, guess i was for real, I actually did build one. I was told many time i don't have the guns I sometimes link too. Well guess what, i do own them. The kimber, the scandium 357, all of them.
The spiders and the roaches were not quite bragging to gain respect, like i need respect from mushrooms as yourself. I posted the pictures of the spiders because i think they are fascinating. If I can spread the disease, good for me. I know more people are turned off than attracted to them.
Tough.
The turtle I was asked about IN this thread, read back dimwit. Instead of simply typing words i used my NEW POSTING SKILLS to show a PICTURE OF MY TURTLE in my answer.
Again, my new posting skills!
I posted pictures on my hand in response to another stupid manchild, one like yourself, who made comment about my strong as steel fingers.
As always I am responding to idiots. Just like I am doing with you.
Right ... AGAIN, man this is too easy.
LOOK, MY DOG!
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A simple "No, I don't understand," would have sufficed.
Old people are so dumb 
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 16:19 Post subject: Re: re
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| Torval wrote: | | ahh kbarr your turtle is a normal snapping turtle, not an alligator snapper. his shell will get about as big as a 5 gallon bucket, or a lil bigger. the one in the wagon is about as big as they get. even that will take many years. you'll be very old or dead by then =p. |
The one in fattguys wagon is an Al snapper, mine is a common eastern snapper. That dead turtle shell is about as big as a normal snapper will get, Alligator snappers get much larger than that. I have got snappers up to 12 inches shell length in less than 4 years. They grow crazy fast.
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 16:24 Post subject:
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| Jukas wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
If not what kind should I look for? I've always liked the Arizona desert hairy's but unfortunately you almost always only find the males which don't live very long. |
google "T. blondi" |
Well I was mostly kidding about scaring people.
I think I'm more interested in the Az desert hairy's I've always found in the wild. Do you know if they are captively produced?
I'd like to have an actual serious discussion about spiders if that's possible.
Edit: I think it's actually called the Desert Blonde. |
They are real cheap because the are locally caught. You can get adult femals for 35ish, males and juvs are 15 ish. not many captive breed them because they are so common as adults.
if they were from africa, they would be about 100 or more each
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 16:26 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | | A bayonet on that shotgun? You don't really keep it like that do you? |
Its a toy, until its not a toy:)
I keep all my stuff in a large gun safe. No I do not keep the bayonet on the lug all the time. It just looks good like that:)
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 16:29 Post subject:
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| Devook wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Devook wrote: | | How is this different than a teenager taking a picture with an accoustic guitar or a skateboard? Kbarr's just playing to an older audience. |
Well, if you claimed to ride a nice skate board and 25 idiots said, NO you LIE!
Then you posted a picture of yourself ON said skateboard, riding it. Don't you think thats proves your side a little more succinctly than ooodles of ongoing text?
I know it does. It doesn't matter if you agree with me or not.
I am right.
Again.
I love my new posting skills, and you LOOK like a b***h!
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You're missing the point. It's stupid to brag to the internet about how well you ride a skateboard in the first place. Posting pictures of yourself on a skateboard to prove a point is just that much lamer. |
Incorrect.
You keep changing and shifting the point, like a child. We are not on the corner where you can claim that you didn't say something, or where idiots forget what you said previously.
The most I am bragging about are my NEW POSTING SKILLS!
The props were to prove a point.
I am on the level and you LOOK like a b***h.
See?
I am right!
AGAIN! |
Wait... what? No, really, the concept's not hard. You took pictures of things that you own that you think will impress others around your age. You posted them under the pretense that you were merely showing off your newfound ability to take pictures and put them on the internet (WOW!), however, each picture you have posted has been meticulously chosen: your shotgun, your spiders, your roach collection, your snapping turtles, your fat, stubby fingers...
You are being a 16 year old kid with shaggy hair, an accoustic guitar in one hand, and a skateboard in the other. "Hay guyz! I finally figured out how to put pic-a-chewrz on the intarweb! Check them out! LOL don't worry about the stuff in the pictures, that's just me hangin out having a good time on a normal day in my life u know?" <i>Oh boy I hope they notice that I can skateboard AND play guitar, LOL!</i>
Third time's usually the charm; do you understand now? |
Incorrect.
Everything in these pictures were questioned by idiots, teens, liberals and other assorted a******s or combinations of. They are just a few of the things I have spoke about with authority and been told i was full of shit. I remember people telling me I was full of shit when i spoke about my beautiful shotgun. Well, guess i was for real, I actually did build one. I was told many time i don't have the guns I sometimes link too. Well guess what, i do own them. The kimber, the scandium 357, all of them.
The spiders and the roaches were not quite bragging to gain respect, like i need respect from mushrooms as yourself. I posted the pictures of the spiders because i think they are fascinating. If I can spread the disease, good for me. I know more people are turned off than attracted to them.
Tough.
The turtle I was asked about IN this thread, read back dimwit. Instead of simply typing words i used my NEW POSTING SKILLS to show a PICTURE OF MY TURTLE in my answer.
Again, my new posting skills!
I posted pictures on my hand in response to another stupid manchild, one like yourself, who made comment about my strong as steel fingers.
As always I am responding to idiots. Just like I am doing with you.
Right ... AGAIN, man this is too easy.
LOOK, MY DOG!
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A simple "No, I don't understand," would have sufficed.
Old people are so dumb |
Incorrect.
We know so much more than you kids. This thread is a perfect example, you are not getting it.
Typical.
Give it 15 years or so, you might come around.
Now, say it before you go do your home work.
Kbarr is right again.
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Fattguyy
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 16:47 Post subject: Re: re
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| kbarr wrote: | | Torval wrote: | | ahh kbarr your turtle is a normal snapping turtle, not an alligator snapper. his shell will get about as big as a 5 gallon bucket, or a lil bigger. the one in the wagon is about as big as they get. even that will take many years. you'll be very old or dead by then =p. |
The one in fattguys wagon is an Al snapper, mine is a common eastern snapper. That dead turtle shell is about as big as a normal snapper will get, Alligator snappers get much larger than that. I have got snappers up to 12 inches shell length in less than 4 years. They grow crazy fast. |
I think I read Alligator snapping turtles can get up to 100 lbs, or maybe really rare ones can get bigger, and supposedly they live to 70 years or so, or can.. sadly, I didn't get to keep him for years and years!
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:01 Post subject: Re: re
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Torval wrote: | | ahh kbarr your turtle is a normal snapping turtle, not an alligator snapper. his shell will get about as big as a 5 gallon bucket, or a lil bigger. the one in the wagon is about as big as they get. even that will take many years. you'll be very old or dead by then =p. |
The one in fattguys wagon is an Al snapper, mine is a common eastern snapper. That dead turtle shell is about as big as a normal snapper will get, Alligator snappers get much larger than that. I have got snappers up to 12 inches shell length in less than 4 years. They grow crazy fast. |
I think I read Alligator snapping turtles can get up to 100 lbs, or maybe really rare ones can get bigger, and supposedly they live to 70 years or so, or can.. sadly, I didn't get to keep him for years and years! |
That turtle was worth money. Your brother is a fool, but we all know that don't we.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:04 Post subject:
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Yes, the b*****d. Also, he dyed his hair black, he looks very emo now.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:18 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Yes, the b*****d. Also, he dyed his hair black, he looks very emo now. |
If he's confused and needs someone to talk to about "guy" things, have him give me a ring. I have experience as a former scout leader and priest.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:20 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Yes, the b*****d. Also, he dyed his hair black, he looks very emo now. |
If he's confused and needs someone to talk to about "guy" things, have him give me a ring. I have experience as a former scout leader and priest. |
If you talk him into gay ****, will you post pictures on RP?
Speaking of, you said you would post a picture of yourself anyway!
LIAR LIAR LIAR
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:40 Post subject:
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| Fattguyy wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Yes, the b*****d. Also, he dyed his hair black, he looks very emo now. |
If he's confused and needs someone to talk to about "guy" things, have him give me a ring. I have experience as a former scout leader and priest. |
If you talk him into gay ****, will you post pictures on RP?
Speaking of, you said you would post a picture of yourself anyway!
LIAR LIAR LIAR |
Imagine Capt. Spaulding, but not bald, not painted, shaved, with a touch of Christian Bale's hair from American Psycho. That's me.
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:45 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Fattguyy wrote: | | Yes, the b*****d. Also, he dyed his hair black, he looks very emo now. |
If he's confused and needs someone to talk to about "guy" things, have him give me a ring. I have experience as a former scout leader and priest. |
If you talk him into gay ****, will you post pictures on RP?
Speaking of, you said you would post a picture of yourself anyway!
LIAR LIAR LIAR |
Imagine Capt. Spaulding, but not bald, not painted, shaved, with a touch of Christian Bale's hair from American Psycho. That's me. |
Pictureeeeeeee!
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General-Lund
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:45 Post subject:
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kbarr, your dog is so awesome! I've always wanted a pug!
P.S. About the gun safe, why bother? I mean, you don't have children running around your house do you? Why not just put them on a wall rack?
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kemble
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 17:54 Post subject:
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| General-Lund wrote: | kbarr, your dog is so awesome! I've always wanted a pug!
P.S. About the gun safe, why bother? I mean, you don't have children running around your house do you? Why not just put them on a wall rack? |
uhh theft? Also its easier to control the environment in a safe compared to a whole room/basement to prevent rust.
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Frehya
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 18:00 Post subject:
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My spider is bigger than your spider. Mine eats kibble. Its full size at 43 lbs.
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General-Lund
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 18:03 Post subject:
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| kemble wrote: | | General-Lund wrote: | kbarr, your dog is so awesome! I've always wanted a pug!
P.S. About the gun safe, why bother? I mean, you don't have children running around your house do you? Why not just put them on a wall rack? |
uhh theft? Also its easier to control the environment in a safe compared to a whole room/basement to prevent rust. |
I guess I can see the whole rust things.
But theft... I mean, as long as they're somewhere near your bedroom/where you sleep it shouldn't be a problem should it? I mean, I assumed that haveing them mounted on a wall rack would prevent theft. You don't have to fiddle around with a safe if you need to get it because of a burglar, and personally if I was a thief and broke into someones house and saw that on their wall I would immediatly leave. If they have something like that on their wall, who knows what they have on their night-stand/under their pillow?
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 23:52 Post subject:
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| General-Lund wrote: | kbarr, your dog is so awesome! I've always wanted a pug!
P.S. About the gun safe, why bother? I mean, you don't have children running around your house do you? Why not just put them on a wall rack? |
I'm not friendly, stop trying.
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Carnican
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:18 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | I'm not friendly, stop trying. |
Very vouch-able statement.
Consider:
- G.I. Joe kung-fu grip training springs
- Fascination with bugs
- Enough weaponry to take down a few banks... at the same time.
- Repeated displays of verbal hostility, touched off by an errant spark
- "Some" personal history dictating current efforts to mask his identity
- The uncanny ability to pop off on a tirade at a moments notice
- No wife to release pent-up urges upon
Then:
Look at the "Oh shit... His attention is now on me" look in his dog's eyes..."
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:15 Post subject:
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He prolly beats him like he did his son and wife.
Poor dog.
If he doesnt die from the kicking im certain Kbarr gives him, he will die from a spider bite.
BTW, Mr. Im so rich, nice 70's particle board flooring and tore up cabinets.
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Starks
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:25 Post subject:
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Looks like one of those places I wouldn't let my little cousins trick or treat at.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:29 Post subject:
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For reals. Its scary seeing whats behind some peoples closed doors.
First we find out hes a puppy breeder, now a spider breeder. Can you imagine the smell of that place?
/shiver
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 14:15 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | He prolly beats him like he did his son and wife.
Poor dog.
If he doesnt die from the kicking im certain Kbarr gives him, he will die from a spider bite.
BTW, Mr. Im so rich, nice 70's particle board flooring and tore up cabinets. |
I doubt the color/style of his floor matters much to him. =p
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kireol
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 14:23 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | | BTW, Mr. Im so rich, nice 70's particle board flooring and tore up cabinets. |
repost! remember the prada shoes?
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:15 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | He prolly beats him like he did his son and wife.
Poor dog.
If he doesnt die from the kicking im certain Kbarr gives him, he will die from a spider bite.
BTW, Mr. Im so rich, nice 70's particle board flooring and tore up cabinets. |
SCABBY!
Sub flooring vinyl, you ignorant bimbo:) Thats how it was when i bought the place. I just pulled up the old floor, not me actually, had a slave do it. The place is completely gutted except for a few rooms, no bathroom, no heating system. It is a mess, except for the spider room.
Here is my pal, his name is Manuel La'bor, is that french? Anyway, he is shown here digging out a giant f*****g hole under my house.
More room for spiders. Actually i picked up a 17x23 room for less than 2k. Not bad:)
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:28 Post subject:
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| Carnican wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | I'm not friendly, stop trying. |
Very vouch-able statement.
Consider:
- G.I. Joe kung-fu grip training springs
- Fascination with bugs
- Enough weaponry to take down a few banks... at the same time.
- Repeated displays of verbal hostility, touched off by an errant spark
- "Some" personal history dictating current efforts to mask his identity
- The uncanny ability to pop off on a tirade at a moments notice
- No wife to release pent-up urges upon
Then:
Look at the "Oh shit... His attention is now on me" look in his dog's eyes..."
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Lying leg.
/spit
oh, the dog hated the flash and refused to stand still for a good head shot. Since i own him, I just grabbed his head and imposed my will. Pugs are all about attention, and he always looks like hes about to commit suicide. I like that about them.
And I don't trust the general guy:) I think it might be the f*g or a stupiduselessteen playing a game.
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:36 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | For reals. Its scary seeing whats behind some peoples closed doors.
First we find out hes a puppy breeder, now a spider breeder. Can you imagine the smell of that place?
/shiver |
SCABBY!
An army of spiders 1 million strong could set up camp in my living room and still generate less raised eyebrows than you shifting in your seat once during a visit. I imagine that thing must reek, being you have such strong periods.
Maybe you need to get medicated.
I bet all your chairs smell like this.
nasty...
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:39 Post subject:
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That all you got?
Your losing your touch.
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:44 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | That all you got?
Your losing your touch. |
You though I had a "touch"?
LOL, sweety, its all I need. The truth.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 15:52 Post subject:
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Before you became a redundant moron that just posted the same lame 2 or 3 word replies to everyone your posts were ALMOST amusing.
Ya know, before the chinless, scabby, political nonsense rinse repeat routine.
Back when you used your mensa brain to come up with something somewhat interesting. For the past few months its just some made up lame 3 word reply, or some pathetic pathelogical egotistical self inflating junk.
Do you have to tell yourself how great you are everyday to get through the day? Does it help you, much like Jack Handy, to love yourself. Does it get you through the lonely days and nights and help mask the monster that you are? Does it help mask the pain of being alone and abandoned by everyone in your life that meant something to you?
I pity you. No really I do. You seem sad to me. Lonely, angry, sad, and clinging to a past where you felt tough and in control.
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