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Ishmael
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 Posted: 11/01/05 - 18:47 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | khrath wrote: | | kbarr, you become more and more like dale off king of the hill, every single day |
I am not familiar with that cartoon. I think he stutters, right? Or is that another cartoon? |
Nah boomhower is the one who talks really fast...I think bill is the stupid as p**s one, and Dale is a guy who kills ants, and his wife sleep with an indian who claims to be a healer or something behind his back.
At least I tihnk that is the order...I may have bill and dale backwords, but I dont think I do!
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khrath
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 18:47 Post subject:
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no, but he has alot of guns and had an army of ants growing in his basement
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Tura
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 18:51 Post subject:
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| Focktop wrote: | | yeah im the retarded here |
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 19:22 Post subject:
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King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic.
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Karura
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Joined: 31 Oct 2005
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Location: Philadelphia area, sorta
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 19:44 Post subject:
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The turtle's a cute lil guy, how big will he get?
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Ishmael
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Joined: 03 Jun 2005
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 20:13 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
How was any part of that not offensive?
And yah Spiders are weird and creepy.
I always thought fattguyy looked like a serial killer, but he acts lovey and shit.
Whats up with that?
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 20:38 Post subject:
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| Ishmael wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
How was any part of that not offensive?
And yah Spiders are weird and creepy.
I always thought fattguyy looked like a serial killer, but he acts lovey and shit.
Whats up with that? |
1. Dunno
2. True
3. Ditto
4. Dunno
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Fattguyy
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Joined: 09 Sep 2003
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Location: Shreveport, Louisiana
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 20:56 Post subject:
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How do I act lovey?!?!
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:23 Post subject:
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| FockTop wrote: | | Gethy wrote: | | lotek wrote: | if anyone else had posted this, you would go on a 7 page diatribe about how creepy they are.
your getting mealstorm creepy |
Uh, no? He'd be talking about a hobby in a very readable, realistic manner. Maelstrom talks about nonsense--weird nonsense--in a retarded manner.
These are two completely unlike things. |
yeah im the retarded here, sorry if I dont waste my cash on spiders/bugs and weapons just like Kbarr who has a permanent war going up in his head. |
You have that f****d up, no one wants to breath the same air as you, **** pervert type of creepiness.
But we understand your problem.
You are a socialist, french canadian, anti-American piece of shit.
I hope you and yours all get the bird flu. Then you can stand in line for a few weeks, hoping to get some socialist canadian healthcare.
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Isriam
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:33 Post subject:
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kbarr you're a f*****g nutjob. get a life you f*****g freak.
only weirdo's collect bugs. and your hands are f*****g fat, so i'm sure the rest of you matches.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:34 Post subject:
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I have 4 10 day doses of Tamiflu. I know I should feel guilty for hoarding medicine that may be needed for others, but see, I dont love THEM.
If something happens to my family and I am able to save them, I will quickly get over the guilt. =)
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:41 Post subject:
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OMG. those pictures are classic.
I dont even have to say anything witty. they speak VOLUMES.
wow
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:42 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
You think that because you are a dimwitted pig whos live revolves around the Hollywood paradigm. And you don't even know it.
Silence of the lambs, the freak sewed up a human coat at the same time he captive bred moths.What would a mushroom find titillating and repulsive all at once. Breeding moths maybe?
Are you following me bimbo?
I spent 20 years of my life protecting the meek, the stupid, the dim witted(like you), the easily led followers, and the unlucky.
Most collectors of arachnids happen to be female, bet you didn't know that:) Did ya. I think the concept of the female being larger and more powerful, not to mention after **** they try to kill and eat the males. Yeah, females love spiders:)
You know what should creep you out even more than my becoming more popular everyday(I'm always ahead of the curve) hobby?
Someone sitting and picking scabs they find here and there. THAT is fuckn creepy, nasty and foul all mixed up and a great big grab bag of disgusting.That someone being you Scabby. Go look in the mirror:)
Add that scab habit to your obviously **** starved loud mouth c**t personality and you got seriously unattractive. It hovers above your head like a black rain cloud all can see and sense, all except you.
In short.
A pig.
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kireol
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Joined: 02 Aug 2003
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:47 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
You think that because you are a dimwitted pig whos live revolves around the Hollywood paradigm. And you don't even know it.
Silence of the lambs, the freak sewed up a human coat at the same time he captive bred moths.What would a mushroom find titillating and repulsive all at once. Breeding moths maybe?
Are you following me bimbo?
I spent 20 years of my life protecting the meek, the stupid, the dim witted(like you), the easily led followers, and the unlucky.
Most collectors of arachnids happen to be female, bet you didn't know that:) Did ya. I think the concept of the female being larger and more powerful, not to mention after **** they try to kill and eat the males. Yeah, females love spiders:)
You know what should creep you out even more than my becoming more popular everyday(I'm always ahead of the curve) hobby?
Someone sitting and picking scabs they find here and there. THAT is fuckn creepy, nasty and foul all mixed up and a great big grab bag of disgusting.That someone being you Scabby. Go look in the mirror:)
Add that scab habit to your obviously **** starved loud mouth c**t personality and you got seriously unattractive. It hovers above your head like a black rain cloud all can see and sense, all except you.
In short.
A pig.
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sounds like someone is straining to do some explaining!
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That Lumberg Guy
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:50 Post subject:
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Gawd, owned.
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Gethy
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:52 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | OMG. those pictures are classic.
I dont even have to say anything witty. they speak VOLUMES.
wow |
Man, you have such a hard on for Kbarr.
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kireol
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 21:57 Post subject:
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nah, not really. I just like p*****g all over him
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Jukas
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:00 Post subject:
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This thread is boring again with all you fighting.
Kbarr, will you send me a spider so I can terrorize my neighborhood?
If not what kind should I look for? I've always liked the Arizona desert hairy's but unfortunately you almost always only find the males which don't live very long.
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Aeain
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:06 Post subject:
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I want a Madagascar Hissing c**k Roach. Those are so cool.
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kbarr
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Joined: 05 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:21 Post subject:
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| Isriam wrote: | kbarr you're a f*****g nutjob. get a life you f*****g freak.
only weirdo's collect bugs. and your hands are f*****g fat, so i'm sure the rest of you matches. |
Incorrect.
You little p***y.
They are not fat, just completely incased in muscle, tendon and ligaments.
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Imagine me crushing any part you your body I get my grubby paws on!
This is a number 2, I can close it 11 times in a row with my right hand, a few less with my left hand. I'm 5 away from moving up to the number 3s.
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LOOK AT ME WITH MY NEW PICTURE POSTING SKILLS!
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Fattguyy
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:28 Post subject:
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Kbarr seems like he would be nice in person!
On a side note, you are really making me want a spider. =(
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:30 Post subject:
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| kireol wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
You think that because you are a dimwitted pig whos live revolves around the Hollywood paradigm. And you don't even know it.
Silence of the lambs, the freak sewed up a human coat at the same time he captive bred moths.What would a mushroom find titillating and repulsive all at once. Breeding moths maybe?
Are you following me bimbo?
I spent 20 years of my life protecting the meek, the stupid, the dim witted(like you), the easily led followers, and the unlucky.
Most collectors of arachnids happen to be female, bet you didn't know that:) Did ya. I think the concept of the female being larger and more powerful, not to mention after **** they try to kill and eat the males. Yeah, females love spiders:)
You know what should creep you out even more than my becoming more popular everyday(I'm always ahead of the curve) hobby?
Someone sitting and picking scabs they find here and there. THAT is fuckn creepy, nasty and foul all mixed up and a great big grab bag of disgusting.That someone being you Scabby. Go look in the mirror:)
Add that scab habit to your obviously **** starved loud mouth c**t personality and you got seriously unattractive. It hovers above your head like a black rain cloud all can see and sense, all except you.
In short.
A pig.
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sounds like someone is straining to do some explaining!
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I can understand why you think a few pecks at the keys would be a strain. You strain mentally everyday in at attempt to cope with life.
Being stupid is your lot in life.
AND you f**k fat chicks!
I love my new posting skills!
CHINLESS a*****e!
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:31 Post subject:
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| Jukas wrote: | This thread is boring again with all you fighting.
Kbarr, will you send me a spider so I can terrorize my neighborhood?
If not what kind should I look for? I've always liked the Arizona desert hairy's but unfortunately you almost always only find the males which don't live very long. |
google "T. blondi"
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kireol
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 22:51 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | | kireol wrote: | | kbarr wrote: | | Galdaria wrote: | King of The Hill is the best show on television. Cracks me up and Kbarr is very similar now that I think about it.
Seriously, im not trying to be rude Kbarr, but If I imagined the home of a seriel killer I would picture some freaky guy with guns and bugs and spiders. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to see why your single and have to pay to get laid. You are creepy in a not cute kinda way. Your way past eccentric closing in on neurotic. |
You think that because you are a dimwitted pig whos live revolves around the Hollywood paradigm. And you don't even know it.
Silence of the lambs, the freak sewed up a human coat at the same time he captive bred moths.What would a mushroom find titillating and repulsive all at once. Breeding moths maybe?
Are you following me bimbo?
I spent 20 years of my life protecting the meek, the stupid, the dim witted(like you), the easily led followers, and the unlucky.
Most collectors of arachnids happen to be female, bet you didn't know that:) Did ya. I think the concept of the female being larger and more powerful, not to mention after **** they try to kill and eat the males. Yeah, females love spiders:)
You know what should creep you out even more than my becoming more popular everyday(I'm always ahead of the curve) hobby?
Someone sitting and picking scabs they find here and there. THAT is fuckn creepy, nasty and foul all mixed up and a great big grab bag of disgusting.That someone being you Scabby. Go look in the mirror:)
Add that scab habit to your obviously **** starved loud mouth c**t personality and you got seriously unattractive. It hovers above your head like a black rain cloud all can see and sense, all except you.
In short.
A pig.
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I can understand why you think a few pecks at the keys would be a strain. You strain mentally everyday in at attempt to cope with life.
Being stupid is your lot in life.
AND you f**k fat chicks!
I love my new posting skills!
CHINLESS a*****e!
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You are SO right! My chin DOES look like i'm "jutting" it out, it's so fekking huge!
man, i should consider having it shaved down, I almost look like leno.
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Galdaria
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 23:00 Post subject:
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It really frightens me your need for approval on Realpoor. Posting pics with props like that hand exerciser thing and your military hat is just sad. So f*****g lame and its even scarier that the tools on realpoor find you "cool".
I pray for our future.
BTW your insults arent really insults if they have no validity. =)
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 23:16 Post subject:
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| Galdaria wrote: | It really frightens me your need for approval on Realpoor. Posting pics with props like that hand exerciser thing and your military hat is just sad. So f*****g lame and its even scarier that the tools on realpoor find you "cool".
I pray for our future.
BTW your insults arent really insults if they have no validity. =) |
SCABBY!
Its not about approval. Some of the "props" are personal item that back some of the facts I have stated in the past. People have called me on so many things, props somewhat add to credibility.
Take for example the guns, so many people said I was talking shit. Maybe, but I was also talking personal experience, first hand personal experience. People said I wasn't a paratrooper, I was:) People say I had fat hands, incorrect. I have bear paws. Giant and wide, crazy strong. Most females are attracted to a man with strong hands/arms.
You know what I mean pig?
Again I say, you will never have me. Stop dreaming.
Oh, btw...pig...
You are covered in scars.
/shiver
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 23:21 Post subject:
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Stupid CHINLESS!
Mushy CHINLESS!
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Devook
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 23:32 Post subject:
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How is this different than a teenager taking a picture with an accoustic guitar or a skateboard? Kbarr's just playing to an older audience.
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/01/05 - 23:53 Post subject:
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| Devook wrote: | | How is this different than a teenager taking a picture with an accoustic guitar or a skateboard? Kbarr's just playing to an older audience. |
Well, if you claimed to ride a nice skate board and 25 idiots said, NO you LIE!
Then you posted a picture of yourself ON said skateboard, riding it. Don't you think thats proves your side a little more succinctly than ooodles of ongoing text?
I know it does. It doesn't matter if you agree with me or not.
I am right.
Again.
I love my new posting skills, and you LOOK like a b***h!
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kbarr
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Posted: 11/02/05 - 00:05 Post subject:
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| Karura wrote: | | The turtle's a cute lil guy, how big will he get? |
Big.
Second largest turtle in the USA, north America.
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