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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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 Posted: 05/11/03 - 10:08 Post subject: Never eat shrimp at your computer..
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Never eat peel and eat shrimp with cocktail sauce without a means to wipe one's fingers off at your computer.
Last night, I had a snack of the above mentioned item, and did so while playing Desert Combat.
Today, the keyboard is all sticky.
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Yabden
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2485
Location: Ohio
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 11:20 Post subject:
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This is realpoor, you don't have to lie about stroking one off at your computer here.
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 11:35 Post subject:
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| Yabden wrote: | | This is realpoor, you don't have to lie about stroking one off at your computer here. |
I've never figured out how people manage to hit the keyboard/monitor/mouse, jesus, learn how to f*****g aim. Of course the downside of that is that it's a pain to clean out your navel.
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Ishmobbin
( . )( . )'s Are Fun!
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
Posts: 1264
Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 11:38 Post subject:
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| Aluaeia wrote: |
I've never figured out how people manage to hit the keyboard/monitor/mouse, jesus, learn how to f*****g aim. Of course the downside of that is that it's a pain to clean out your navel. |
LOL
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ATM Banana
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Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 12:04 Post subject:
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aiming is a very delicate art.
as for your shrimp problems, try viagra.
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Kbarr
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 14:20 Post subject:
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My biggest problem is having large chunks of ash fall on the keyboard from my stogie. So I gots me one of dem mini vacs, they are great.
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Sunkorzien
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 1443
Location: New Orleans
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 14:20 Post subject:
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I had an oyster poboy in front of my computer last night.
Mmmm....oysters...
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Booker
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 2562
Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 14:22 Post subject:
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use a f*****g c*m rag
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Paden
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Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 15:29 Post subject:
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i'm going to make the best damn c*m guard ever!
with plexyglass!
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r00typooh
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5178
Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 17:42 Post subject:
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i just slide under the desk a lil so i hit the bottom of it, that way nothing gets on the keyboard
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Mental_Hernia
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 3336
Location: Texas
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
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You guys are sick, sad, and so very retarted
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sinrakin
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 18:28 Post subject:
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| Sunkorzien wrote: | | I had an oyster poboy in front of my computer last night. |
Hmmm. Oysters are one of the few things it would never have occurred to me to put in a sandwich.
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compusmack
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Posted: 05/11/03 - 22:43 Post subject:
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peel and eat shrimp while on the computer...
That's a sure sign you need to log off for a few days. I LIVE on my computer but i'd never try anything like that.
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Paco
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 10:58 Post subject:
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| compusmack wrote: | peel and eat shrimp while on the computer...
That's a sure sign you need to log off for a few days. I LIVE on my computer but i'd never try anything like that. |
You would if you have inlaws visiting and the computer room was one of the only one's they wouldn't visit. :/
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r00typooh
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Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:09 Post subject:
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i need some shrimp .. maybe i can get some for lunch today =D
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Zuldane
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 4057
Location: At sea.
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:11 Post subject:
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mom says I got AIDS from shrimp
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r00typooh
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Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:12 Post subject:
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| Zuldane wrote: | | mom says I got AIDS from shrimp |
it wasen't the shrimp ZUld =.
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Zuldane
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:13 Post subject:
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oops I meant butt ****.
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r00typooh
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Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:14 Post subject:
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| Zuldane wrote: | | oops I meant butt ****. |
well in that case, is butt **** at the computer bad?
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Zuldane
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 11:16 Post subject:
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I don't think so, only if shrimp is involved
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 12:38 Post subject:
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I think you're looking for shrimping sir, which is different then the little critters in the sea. I had shrimp, the food. Your mom participated in shrimping. Big difference. That's where you got AIDS from.
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r00typooh
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 12:58 Post subject:
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zuldane's life begins to make sense
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Nahualli
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 10:51 Post subject:
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wow... a **** term I haven't heard before.
Enlighten me.. what's shrimping?
-Nah-
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Akronn
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 10:57 Post subject:
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I thought 'shrimping' was foot worship and toe sucking, etc.
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Paco
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 11:25 Post subject:
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| Nahualli wrote: | wow... a **** term I haven't heard before.
Enlighten me.. what's shrimping?
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You asked.
Shrimping is when a dude blows his load in some other dude's goatse.cx, then uses a straw to suck out said deposit..and thus, shrimping.
If you try it out, please, for the love of god, don't tell us.
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r00typooh
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 11:35 Post subject:
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i feel violated
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Paco
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 11:40 Post subject:
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| r00tus wrote: | | i feel violated |
that sounds like a personal issue we'll thank you not to share here, thnx 
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Rennol
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Posted: 05/13/03 - 11:51 Post subject:
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at my old place we had a pile of sticks & seeds next to the keyboards =\
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