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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 03/11/04 - 09:53 Post subject: Myths, lies and bullshitters
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About 11 years ago I was playing Mortal Kombat 2 in a 7-11. It was like an arcade, but cheaper! And you could steal candy.
Some guy was watching me and 2 of my friends play. After about 3 games of me winning he wanted to play against me. So I beat him. Ha ha. Give me your dollar.
Then he's like, "You know if you win a match without using punch or block, and you never duck or get hit, on the tree stage? You know what happens versus Milena?"
"Huh? No, what?"
"A tree eats you! omg It is so awesome! But you have to do the final move so she lays right by the tree."
"Hm..."
So the four of us spend about 20 minutes and finally succeed. Think of the randomness of getting Milena on a specific stage. :\
No tree ate her.
DAMN YOU, ALEXI. DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES.
The End.
Obligatory question: Why do people lie about stupid shit like that? If you're going to lie - make it something good.
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Ikkan
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 10:31 Post subject:
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i luv u 
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Valhal
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 11:32 Post subject:
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Was MK2 out 11 years ago? I spent all of summer '93 playing MK at a Quick Mart in downtown Tacoma 
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Buntz
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Banner Elk, N.C.
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 12:04 Post subject: Re: Myths, lies and bullshitters
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| Occulis wrote: | About 11 years ago I was playing Mortal Kombat 2 in a 7-11. It was like an arcade, but cheaper! And you could steal candy.
Some guy was watching me and 2 of my friends play. After about 3 games of me winning he wanted to play against me. So I beat him. Ha ha. Give me your dollar.
Then he's like, "You know if you win a match without using punch or block, and you never duck or get hit, on the tree stage? You know what happens versus Milena?"
"Huh? No, what?"
"A tree eats you! omg It is so awesome! But you have to do the final move so she lays right by the tree."
"Hm..."
So the four of us spend about 20 minutes and finally succeed. Think of the randomness of getting Milena on a specific stage. :\
No tree ate her.
DAMN YOU, ALEXI. DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES.
The End.
Obligatory question: Why do people lie about stupid shit like that? If you're going to lie - make it something good. |
TOASTY
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teeroyoyort
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Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Location: Pembroke Pines, FL
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 15:54 Post subject:
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lol i remember goin to 7/11 and wasting like $10 in quarters at a time on that dam game.
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
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Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 18:39 Post subject:
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i still have MK 1,2,3 on Snes
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Kilzalot
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:07 Post subject:
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I spent so much $$ playing MK =/
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Dapht
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Location: ALaska
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:22 Post subject:
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| Kilzalot wrote: | | I spent so much $$ playing MK =/ |
And yet... we always got our asses handed to us by Jeff =\
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Kilzalot
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:30 Post subject:
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| Dapht wrote: | | Kilzalot wrote: | | I spent so much $$ playing MK =/ |
And yet... we always got our asses handed to us by Jeff =\ |
Nah that was on SF2... I always spanked him on MK 
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Dapht
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Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Location: ALaska
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:46 Post subject:
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| Kilzalot wrote: | | Dapht wrote: | | Kilzalot wrote: | | I spent so much $$ playing MK =/ |
And yet... we always got our asses handed to us by Jeff =\ |
Nah that was on SF2... I always spanked him on MK |
Die in fire
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:55 Post subject:
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I remember wasting $$ on Double Dragon at my local 7-11.
And as for MKII, I was the guy whipping ass with Kung Lao! There was another guy who was good with Scorpion/Sub Zero, a guy who was really good with Shang Tsung, and this kid who was like 10 but was very good with Liu Kang.
And the best of us all was some white guy who was good with everybody. I had a teary-eyed respect for him, the kind of respect you usually reserve for your worldly, dying grandfather.
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Kilzalot
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 21:09 Post subject:
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| Dapht wrote: | | Kilzalot wrote: | | Dapht wrote: | | Kilzalot wrote: | | I spent so much $$ playing MK =/ |
And yet... we always got our asses handed to us by Jeff =\ |
Nah that was on SF2... I always spanked him on MK |
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That's not nice.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 22:25 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | And the best of us all was some white guy who was good with everybody. I had a teary-eyed respect for him, the kind of respect you usually reserve for your worldly, dying grandfather. |
And do you know how he paid for his practice? He f****d elderly women. He f****d them in their homes on their husbands beds. He f****d them after they collected Social Security checks. He f****d them.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 22:35 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | And the best of us all was some white guy who was good with everybody. I had a teary-eyed respect for him, the kind of respect you usually reserve for your worldly, dying grandfather. |
And do you know how he paid for his practice? He f****d elderly women. He f****d them in their homes on their husbands beds. He f****d them after they collected Social Security checks. He f****d them. |
I use to spend a lot of time in public mall restrooms during my youth. You can meet the most interest people while masturbating in public restrooms, esepcially if they have an Arby's. I used to sometimes take a sketchpad with me, and based on the grunts and odors of the patron next to me, sketch their face. I was surprisingly accurate when it came to race and age, but I never quite got the bone structure correct. Another way you can spend time in public restrooms is to try to transcribe their grunting sounds. I remember one older gentleman that would flush the toilet six or seven times during a single defecation session. He must have worked nearby because I transcribed his fecalsounds on a semi-weekly basis.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 03/12/04 - 01:00 Post subject:
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You two are a blessing! If the three of us ever converge one day in the same area, something will happen. Good, bad or deviant, something will happen that changes the way people think of traffic lights forever.
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Fanelien
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Joined: 18 Jul 2003
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Posted: 03/12/04 - 01:23 Post subject:
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| Occulis wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | And the best of us all was some white guy who was good with everybody. I had a teary-eyed respect for him, the kind of respect you usually reserve for your worldly, dying grandfather. |
And do you know how he paid for his practice? He f****d elderly women. He f****d them in their homes on their husbands beds. He f****d them after they collected Social Security checks. He f****d them. |
Hard and Fast?
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Paden
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 23 Oct 2002
Posts: 9362
Location: North CAROLINA!
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Posted: 03/12/04 - 02:36 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | | Occulis wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | And the best of us all was some white guy who was good with everybody. I had a teary-eyed respect for him, the kind of respect you usually reserve for your worldly, dying grandfather. |
And do you know how he paid for his practice? He f****d elderly women. He f****d them in their homes on their husbands beds. He f****d them after they collected Social Security checks. He f****d them. |
I use to spend a lot of time in public mall restrooms during my youth. You can meet the most interest people while masturbating in public restrooms, esepcially if they have an Arby's. I used to sometimes take a sketchpad with me, and based on the grunts and odors of the patron next to me, sketch their face. I was surprisingly accurate when it came to race and age, but I never quite got the bone structure correct. Another way you can spend time in public restrooms is to try to transcribe their grunting sounds. I remember one older gentleman that would flush the toilet six or seven times during a single defecation session. He must have worked nearby because I transcribed his fecalsounds on a semi-weekly basis. |
I use to take pictures of road kill and hang them on the wall at the local grochery store with a note that said "is your pet missing?". People would get awfully mad and threaten me with sticks and golf clubs till the day I said I love kittens and puppy's and everyone was all happy again and they gave me candy and pop.
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Frashii
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Anchorage, AK
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Posted: 03/12/04 - 07:17 Post subject:
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and if you would have taken me up on my offer for MAME dvd's, you could have played every mortal combat game ever made to completion for FREE. (Arcade ones)
Dunn, did you know that if you pumped the monsters in Dig Dug moe than 10 times you reverse exploded?
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Occulis
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Posted: 03/12/04 - 09:15 Post subject:
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| Frashii wrote: | and if you would have taken me up on my offer for MAME dvd's, you could have played every mortal combat game ever made to completion for FREE. (Arcade ones)
Dunn, did you know that if you pumped the monsters in Dig Dug moe than 10 times you reverse exploded? |
I have no DVD rom!
I have no Dig-Dug but I will attempt your feat!
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