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Occulis
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 Posted: 06/29/03 - 17:14 Post subject: My retarded uncle wants to bot my necro
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My retarded uncle wants to bot my necro, so I'm going to buy him his very own account. Probably a cleric, since that's the simplest thing to play. Warriors, unfortunately, have to stay within melee range and that requires a bit of finger dexterity.
Anyway...
I am thinking about teaching my retarded uncle johnny how to click "complete heal" and just leave him with my necro killing static spawns for 18 hours a day. He knows how to "target" creatures and hit the "pet attack" button. From there, his cleric screen will be always targeting the pet.
This is kind of a relaxation therapy for him, too, since he's O.C. and has some other disorders.
So... cleric best choice? Or is there a class which requires pressing less than 1 button per (approx) 54 seconds?
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Minion
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 17:20 Post subject:
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Rogue is the best choice. You'd be surprised how many retarded clerics can get to 65 without having a clue on how to cancel a heal or time a CH.
With a rogue all you have to do is train him by habit, much like a dog or another pet, to turn off auto attack and press hide. Viola. Greatest rogue ever.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
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Hm.. good advice. I guess the healing thing does take a bit of timing here and there. I dunno, my cleric is only 45 and I mostly play him just to watch people die.
For example:
"CH inc to %t - give it 10 seconds ... "
(9 seconds later)
*duck*
"Hahah..."
You begin casting Divine Aura.
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Finigan
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 17:41 Post subject:
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True, Beels. but is he coordinated enough to stay behind the mob?
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Akronn
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 18:26 Post subject:
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Wizard is a great choice too. Nobody pays attention to them and you can't even tell if one is in your group or not.
He can just randomly nuke whenever.
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-Reneloth-
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
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is he actually retarted?
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Tamena
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 18:36 Post subject:
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Druid...
there's so many of them no one would notice one more standing around and he'd be able to port/sow too 
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Occulis
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 19:34 Post subject:
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| -Reneloth- wrote: | | is he actually retarted? |
No sir, but he is retarded. 
haha...
But, yeah. his IQ tested around 65 and he has trouble figuring out which of his relatives is his mom or his dog. so i figure EQ is about the right speed for him.
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Minion
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 21:16 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | True, Beels. but is he coordinated enough to stay behind the mob? |
p**s you're right, I didn't take that into consideration. God damn. Make him play monopoly on yahoo =\
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 22:55 Post subject:
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Or just kill him and spare us the agony.
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Finigan
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Posted: 06/29/03 - 22:58 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | | p**s you're right, I didn't take that into consideration. God damn. Make him play monopoly on yahoo =\ |
Dude, Monopoly takes more skill to play than EQ
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Barnacle Bob
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 00:09 Post subject:
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whenever I win in monopoly I feel like a shrewd businessman
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Maldek
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 00:27 Post subject:
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He's going to fit right in with the Tarew Marr community.
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Finigan
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 02:39 Post subject:
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| Barnacle Bob wrote: | | whenever I win in monopoly I feel like a shrewd businessman |
I've never won at monopoly, everyone else cheats.
f**k you St. James Place!
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 11:57 Post subject:
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/tell elavis hiya!
Elavis tells you "Peanit botter"
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Rasil_Sabishi
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 12:14 Post subject:
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Yeah, wizzie. Azmann does okay with his, we hardly even realize he's completely retarded.
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 06/30/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
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monk dont need much gear so if he accidentaly deletes it it wont matter anyway, dress him in patchwork and let him drown himself in qeynos sewers a few times till he gets bored an hates the game cause he cant do it then he will go away 
btw dunn like the new add to your avi lol 
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