My policies and official commitment...

Janoth · RealPoor Guru Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Posts: 3135

to the realpoor presidential election. Vote for me and I will make the world a better place, here are some of my policies and solutions to global problems.

The first thing I will do as president, is have Mecca nuked. Swiftly after the nuking occures I will have a plane covered in Israeli national colors fly over the city with a tailing message saying "The Jews did it". This will outrage both sides immensly. A war will swiftly insue and they will whipe each other from the face of the planet. No more jews or A- Rabs!

My next order of business will be to secretly buy out Mexican beverage factories and change the color of orange soda to purple. Jesse Jackson will shit himself! NO MORE ORANGE SODA PORCH MONKEYS LOL! Jackson will most likely declare war on Mexico, and the Mexicans will probably fight back with their Janitorial equipment(Mops, brooms, dust pans)... There is no telling who will win but seeing as Snoop Dogg is black the Mexicans probably don't have a chance. After the black ppl win, I will see to it that all the fried chicken is injected with Mayonaise. The black mans kryptonite! This will take care of the remaining PM's.

My next order of business will involve Asian people, the internet, and a whole fuckload of nukes. You see, Asian people p**s everyone off. Even themselves. This is why, it is my policy, that we simply nuke the living shit out of every Asian country on the planet. This will solve the problem of Asian teenagers with 2 inch penises owning you in Starcraft. Please note we WILL enslave all of the asian school girls prior to the attack for later use in a policy listed below. My administration is here to help YOU!

My next plan involves the French. My policy of white people are listed below but I don't think French people can really fall under the catigory of a paticular race because in reality they are just one big gian swollen vagina with tons of sand in it. The French problem, and solution is a difficult one. The problem is blowing them all up before they get a chance to surrender. The solution is by no means easy but it is vital to the success of cleansing our planet of French faggots. First I will enact a new weapon we have developed that creates a giant heat wave.... The rise of 20 degrees will undoubably kill at least 50,000 frenchmen... As the heatwave progesses, the french will become deprate. This is when their core American ally comes to the rescue with thousands of Air conditioners......... We will set up camp in one area, draw all the french people to this area to recieve their brand new air conditioner...... The catch is these air conditioners are all armed with a small tactical nuke! After all the frenchmen have gone home with their brand new maytag, we detonate all of these Nukes simultaniously and rename France to "That big ass crater"! French problem Solved!

On to the f**s! We ship them all to the Middle east(Which has been completly flattened by the jews and a - rabs who are already out of the picture! TEEHEE) And France....... Er I mean That big ass crater. There they will infect eachother with Aids and die out either from that illness or the radiation left over from our special present to our French friends.

There is only one problem left on this planet, and that problem is caucasions! It will not be an easy endevour to take out this "super race". They are located everywhere and do just about everything. This race has dominated other races for centuries..... Do not fear! Your president does not let these small obsticles deture him! Being the white cracker ass honkey I am, I know the white mans weakness! ASIAN SCHOOLGIRLS! We will take the enslaved Asian schoolgirls from our "exterminate the slantys" campeign and let them loose on the rest of the world. My team of mathmaticians and scientists has determined that it will take exactly 3 years and 14 days for the entire male portion of the caucasion race to Contract aids and die! With no males left to procreate with it is only a matter of time before all you white b*****s die out too!

GOOD RIDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. make me president and I will kill your f*****g ass! Vote janoth 2003

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