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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
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 Posted: 01/29/06 - 03:00 Post subject: My new Math Teachers body inhabited by satan
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So friday afternoon I am sitting in my new math class. College Algebra. Not that exciting but should not be to hard I am expecting an easy class and maybe for once a good teacher.
No, not a good teacher. In a side tracked conversation started by Randal (random kid in class) my teacher tells the class she beleives her body was once inhabited by satan. She said she talked weird gibberish, then mocking herself said something like we/gheugbwuegibwgwejgbndjgbw;eu  gbweg and giggled uncontrollably.
At this point everyone in class is freaked out and I have taken it upon myself to rid the world of demon possessed math teachers.
Realpoor, I need your help. What kills a satanic algebra teacher?
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Soriak
Toomuchtimeonhands
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 03:03 Post subject:
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If you're psycho, become a teacher - there's hardly a job more difficult to get fired from. 
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Maharat RakAshir
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Location: Lafayette, LA
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 03:09 Post subject:
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If your college algebra teacher speaks understandable English.... Satanic possession or not.. you should feel lucky!
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Okami
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: The new board
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 03:39 Post subject:
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Tell the school she said a prayer.
She should be booted quickly.
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Maharat RakAshir
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Location: Lafayette, LA
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 03:41 Post subject:
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| Okami wrote: | Tell the school she said a prayer.
She should be booted quickly. |
It wasn't a Christian prayer, so it would be considered religious intolerance to boot her.
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 04:19 Post subject:
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Kill her with kindness.
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8575
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 05:44 Post subject:
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ask her if she will buy your soul for an A.
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Yellow Journalist
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 05:48 Post subject:
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Buy a Rosary..
Hold it in front of you.. and repeat these words..
"The power of Christ compels you!"
It works I swear. I have fended off many a demon in my life to know this.
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atarom
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 06:06 Post subject:
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splash her with holy water in front of all your classmates. i guarantee that'll knock the satan right out of her.
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 07:45 Post subject:
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That sounds like a goddam fine teacher if you ask me.
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principessa
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 10:07 Post subject:
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My 8th grade algebra teacher used to expound on the afterlife and the magnificence of Pi....in a good Catholic town like the one I lived in (not a Catholic school, though), talk of life after death or being reborn didn't go over very well :p
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motherface
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 10:35 Post subject:
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Tell her you heard goth chicks suck mean c**k.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot
Joined: 23 Dec 2004
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 10:41 Post subject:
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My last algebra teacher was 28 she was hot and such an nice ass...everytime she would bend every guy in class would stop and watch.
Too bad she wasnt into satanic stuff.
Was funny to see many old teachers always after her,
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Mogling
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 12:50 Post subject:
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My last math teacher was this geeky white pasty dude, ofcoruse this was a college liner algebra class so this was excpected.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 13:01 Post subject:
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| Gethy wrote: | | That sounds like a goddam fine teacher if you ask me. |
loloollo i lov u
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Tura
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Oct 2003
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 13:42 Post subject:
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 14:41 Post subject:
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I was smarter than my math teachers, all of them.
Combined.
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Zuldane
RealPoor Guru
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 14:57 Post subject:
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Bobby Hill: "My math class is called <i>Math</i>."
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 15:31 Post subject:
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"THAT'S MY PURSE!"
and
"I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
-Bobby Hill, before kicking someone in the balls.
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FockTop
Sir Postalot
Joined: 23 Dec 2004
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 15:36 Post subject:
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| kbarr wrote: | I was smarter than my math teachers, all of them.
Combined. |
I see it from here : HAHAHA 1+1 DOESN'T EQUAL 2 YOU STUPID b***h!!! HAHAHA IM OFF THIS STUPID COURSE GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
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Alarach
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 17:17 Post subject:
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| Maharat RakAshir wrote: | | If your college algebra teacher speaks understandable English.... Satanic possession or not.. you should feel lucky! |
I logged in to quote this.
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Ishmael
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 17:20 Post subject:
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Carnican
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Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 17:39 Post subject: Re: My new Math Teachers body inhabited by satan
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| Hobbet wrote: | | Realpoor, I need your help. What kills a satanic algebra teacher? |
Your state's Board of Regents.
Yet, by not knowing anything but to turn to Realpoor means you are going to be incapable if drafting a plan to remove this instructor. Since you are unaware of the correct audience, you are definitely incapable of communicating effectively with that entity.
Since you cannot recognize the who and the how my advice is “sit down and shut up.”
Peeing in a little blue plastic lawn pools is the closest some children ever get to making waves.
Last edited by Carnican on 01/29/06 - 18:03; edited 1 time in total
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Gethy
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 17:42 Post subject: Re: My new Math Teachers body inhabited by satan
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| Carnican wrote: | | Hobbet wrote: | | Realpoor, I need your help. What kills a satanic algebra teacher? |
Your state's Board of Regents.
Yet, by not knowing anything but to turn to Realpoor means you are going to be incapable if drafting a plan to remove this instructor. Since you are unaware of the correct audience, you are definitely incapable of communicating effectively with that entity.
Since you cannot recognize the who and the how my advice is “sit down and shut up.”
Peeing in a little plastic lawn blue is the closest some children ever get to making waves. |
The authority of spinning records for batmitzvahs has spoken.
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atarom
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 17:50 Post subject: Re: My new Math Teachers body inhabited by satan
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| Gethy wrote: | | Carnican wrote: | | Hobbet wrote: | | Realpoor, I need your help. What kills a satanic algebra teacher? |
Your state's Board of Regents.
Yet, by not knowing anything but to turn to Realpoor means you are going to be incapable if drafting a plan to remove this instructor. Since you are unaware of the correct audience, you are definitely incapable of communicating effectively with that entity.
Since you cannot recognize the who and the how my advice is “sit down and shut up.”
Peeing in a little plastic lawn blue is the closest some children ever get to making waves. |
The authority of spinning records for batmitzvahs has spoken. |
ZINGO ZANGO
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Carnican
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 18:10 Post subject:
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Gentlemen: Atarom and Gethy
After noticing a wonderfully profound statement was muddled and then corrected. Feel free to re-quote or edit the bungled last line.
Typing a line such as, “Peeing in a little blue plastic lawn pool is the closest some children ever get to making waves” really ought to be immortalized correctly.
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kbarr
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Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 18:12 Post subject:
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atarom
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 18:13 Post subject: Re: My new Math Teachers body inhabited by satan
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actually this is the one i want immortalized...
The authority of spinning records for batmitzvahs has spoken.
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Carnican
Can't Stop Posting
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 18:27 Post subject:
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Properties taken on above hosted DD-214 show:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/Johndoe001/dirtyleg.jpg
Properties of origional DD-214 show:
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/DD214.jpg
Please note the striking similarities between the ISP customer's name and DD-214's named individual.
Nice to see kbarr's minions are so skilled.
kbarr lost that p*****g match and he knows it. kbarr needed someone else to do his work because he knew he lost.
The thing that really gives me the warm fuzzies is he had to reveal to some third-party he was wrong, he lost, and needed outside help. kbarr met someone that reduced him to not being able to "contain" without third-party, outside assistance.
kbarr died that same day Terry Schivo did. Posting and maintaining the origional DD-214 hosted is the ever-tightening s***w in kbarr's coffin.
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/DD214.jpg
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/AirbGradCert.jpg
Read them and weep.
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kbarr
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 05 Oct 2004
Posts: 11239
Location: New York, now go fuck off...
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Posted: 01/29/06 - 18:32 Post subject:
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| Carnican wrote: | Properties taken on above hosted DD-214 show:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/Johndoe001/dirtyleg.jpg
Properties of origional DD-214 show:
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/DD214.jpg
Please note the striking similarities between the ISP customer's name and DD-214's named individual.
Nice to see kbarr's minions are so skilled.
kbarr lost that p*****g match and he knows it. kbarr needed someone else to do his work because he knew he lost.
The thing that really gives me the warm fuzzies is he had to reveal to some third-party he was wrong, he lost, and needed outside help. kbarr met someone that reduced him to not being able to "contain" without third-party, outside assistance.
kbarr died that same day Terry Schivo did. Posting and maintaining the origional DD-214 hosted is the ever-tightening s***w in kbarr's coffin.
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/DD214.jpg
http://rap.midco.net/kpetersen/AirbGradCert.jpg
Read them and weep. |
Its funny how easy they are to alter.
Ha ha ha
You stupid leg.
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