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atarom
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 Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:24 Post subject: My friends' wedding rings.
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He is a video game review guy, she is a converted gamer girl.
They want inscriptions on their wedding rings to read:
"Player 1" and "Player 2"
But it led to a slight argument as to who would be player 1
| Quote: | guy: well i figure since i usually play as player 1, it'd be me
girl: no way that's totally not fair, player 1 gets to choose all the important stuff, like the options and the level, and they're in complete control
guy: well how about the person who proposes gets player 1?
girl: well then one of us could just instantly say no and turn around and propose... |
Gamers are nerds.
I think that'd be so awesome though,
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Renork
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:26 Post subject:
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that is awsome.
also the guy is player one, its just how it is.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:27 Post subject:
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| Renork wrote: | that is awsome.
also the guy is player one, its just how it is. |
slightly ****?
just answer the question "why?"
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Renork
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:31 Post subject:
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i felt it was a good realpoor answer.
the real player1 should be whoever was born first.
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Tiluvas
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:40 Post subject:
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Most people would say that men often times think with the left portion of their brain, while women tend to think with the right side of their brain.
Player 1's health and stats information is always on the left side of the screen, while player 2's stats are on the right side. Therefore, it stands to reason that the male should be player 1(left), while the female should be player 2(right).
Also, if you're a male and prefer player 2 you are obviously a f****t. Arcade games excluded.
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Renork
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 01:53 Post subject:
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| Tiluvas wrote: | Most people would say that men often times think with the left portion of their brain, while women tend to think with the right side of their brain.
Player 1's health and stats information is always on the left side of the screen, while player 2's stats are on the right side. Therefore, it stands to reason that the male should be player 1(left), while the female should be player 2(right).
Also, if you're a male and prefer player 2 you are obviously a f****t. Arcade games excluded. |
win.
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Finigan
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 02:09 Post subject:
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Tiluvas pretty much spelled it out, no contest.
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Nictathan
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 02:59 Post subject:
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| Finigan wrote: | | Tiluvas pretty much spelled it out, no contest. |
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Cryz
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:27 Post subject:
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she was a converted gamer girl... im sure he has been doing it forever
he prolly ahd some to do in her conversion!
he is player one...
he should be like..
look babe, you f*k around with this... ill get a multi-tap, and you will be player 4....
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Natalie
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:29 Post subject:
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| Cryz wrote: | she was a converted gamer girl... im sure he has been doing it forever
he prolly ahd some to do in her conversion!
he is player one...
he should be like..
look babe, you f*k around with this... ill get a multi-tap, and you will be player 4.... |
You're player 2.
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Cryz
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:33 Post subject:
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i cant remember the last time i wasent 1st player playing games with my friends...
is that... nazi of me?
cause its always the "my nintendo, i get top left corner" argument =P
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Paden
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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ya he should be player 1
unless he is fighting pshycho mantis! then he should be player 2!
sometimes player 2 has its perks!
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Natalie
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:34 Post subject:
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| Cryz wrote: | i cant remember the last time i wasent 1st player playing games with my friends...
is that... nazi of me?
cause its always the "my nintendo, i get top left corner" argument =P |
Just the fact that you own a nintendo instead of a PS2 and XBox like I do proves Im more worthy of being player 1. 
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Cryz
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:36 Post subject:
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| Natalie wrote: |
Just the fact that you own a nintendo instead of a PS2 and XBox like I do proves Im more worthy of being player 1. |
i own all 3... now whos 1st player!
BOOYAH!
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Natalie
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:37 Post subject:
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| Cryz wrote: | | Natalie wrote: |
Just the fact that you own a nintendo instead of a PS2 and XBox like I do proves Im more worthy of being player 1. |
i own all 3... now whos 1st player!
BOOYAH! |
But Im actually good at them and play things other than mario kart.
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:37 Post subject:
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i don't have a tv. nor any type of system, in fact i have to ride a bike to get places, and i rarely use a computer. I must be the most environmentally nuetral being on this board.
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gotissues68
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:41 Post subject:
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up up down down right left right left b a b a select start beeotch
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Paden
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:42 Post subject:
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| Natalie wrote: | | Cryz wrote: | | Natalie wrote: |
Just the fact that you own a nintendo instead of a PS2 and XBox like I do proves Im more worthy of being player 1. |
i own all 3... now whos 1st player!
BOOYAH! |
But Im actually good at them and play things other than mario kart. |
You take that back!
I DEMAND IT GOD DAMN IT!
Don't diss the GameCube! its like the most orignal system there is!
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atarom
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:46 Post subject:
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i do like the gamecube
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Paden
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:50 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | i do like the gamecube |
so do i
the new games comming out for it make my penis tingle in a good way
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 03:52 Post subject:
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like on a roller coaster?
or even better, a lollercoaster?
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Someone
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 04:39 Post subject:
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Player 1: Husband
Player 2: Wife
if there are problems then player 1 can hook up with player 3.
on a side note: abacabb
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 04:40 Post subject:
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 geeks are great, are they lord of the rings style rings?? or perhaps puzzle rings!!
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atarom
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 05:04 Post subject:
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genesis sucks
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Regan
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 05:15 Post subject:
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If they cannot accept eachother as equals, they shouldn't be getting married in the first place.
The player 1/2 thing is cute, but if the matter isn't being settled in some form of /random or even so if the result is going to be something of strife between them, they just ought come up with a better inscription.
On a side note, nat told me to tell you to let her be player one, so er do that 
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Tamena
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 08:06 Post subject:
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I think it's cute 
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scoresia
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 09:02 Post subject:
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How bout whoever has been gaming the longest be Player 1 and the other Player 2 .... or flip a coin ....
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 09:04 Post subject:
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theres only one way to solve this.
play a game to determine who gets player one... best two outta three! 
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Frax
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 10:25 Post subject:
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| Tamrissa wrote: | theres only one way to solve this.
play a game to determine who gets player one... best two outta three! |
Yeah losing to her and explaining why he is Player2 to his buddies will be a hoot! Except, not!
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Cryz
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 11:37 Post subject:
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| Frax wrote: | | Tamrissa wrote: | theres only one way to solve this.
play a game to determine who gets player one... best two outta three! |
Yeah losing to her and explaining why he is Player2 to his buddies will be a hoot! Except, not! |
if he loses to a girl he deserves the humiliation....
or, he could let her win, like i do when i have to play against chicks in games... they get so angry like fer real, its funny
or! he could take player 2, tell his friends some gay ass story about how he loves her so much he wanted her to have her way... sure,, a moment of "dude thats fukin ghey" but they wouldnt hassle him about it all the time like they would if he said she beat him
but i... am most definitly... 1st player... not player 1... not player 2.. or 2nd player.... but 1st player
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