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Majy
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 01/07/03 - 17:32 Post subject: My fortune cookie said
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"A person is never to old to learn"
Thanks wise chinese man, I think I'll let the RP public have their way with that fortune.
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GruntingCod
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6399
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 17:33 Post subject:
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Ive actually gotten that one over 5 times in fortune cookies.
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Bait Masterson
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3842
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 17:37 Post subject:
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mine said "You will have a effeminate teenager ask to lick your hairy nuts"
Pls dont pm me Majy
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 17:48 Post subject:
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That wasn't chicken
Last edited by compusmack on 01/07/03 - 19:47; edited 1 time in total
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 17:52 Post subject:
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Always add 'in bed' after every fortune!
"A person is never to old to learn in bed"
Today (I also had Chinese) mine said...
"You have an unusually magnetic personality in bed"
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Majy
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 18:27 Post subject:
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guess those fortunes are full of grammar errors then Bait, eh? And no, I won't PM you, you're gay.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16398
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 18:28 Post subject:
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Your request for no MSG was disregarded.
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Zuldane
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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aw damn i used the same line twice =/
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the flower princess
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
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confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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atarom
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 18:53 Post subject:
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Majy
RealPoor Sensei
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 19:28 Post subject:
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omg zuld... our fortunes are the same... which means one of 2 things
a) we're hetero soul mates
b) we're the same person but in parallel universes(ii?)
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Zuldane
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Location: At sea.
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 19:29 Post subject:
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B.
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Barnacle Bob
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 19:43 Post subject:
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and A
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 19:43 Post subject:
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hetero life partners! hetero life partners!!!!
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Akronn
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 20:04 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: |
Your request for no MSG was disregarded. |
OMG your response was given a whole new meaning 
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compusmack
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 20:05 Post subject:
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atarom's special sauce!
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Vekril
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Location: Jersey
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 20:19 Post subject:
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Majy it is poor form to criticize another's grammar error while not commenting upon the one in your own post. The fortune you received should have said "TOO" old. If you were focusing on grammar, you should have pointed that error out, even though it was not your own.
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atarom
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 20:24 Post subject:
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ooohhhh funny trick. i'm leavin it there =P
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ATM Banana
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 20:35 Post subject:
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too bad ofrtune cookies dont say things like "you're gonna die while playing your computer"
or...
"your parents weren't really yours"
that would be great tho.
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Banzai
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Posted: 01/07/03 - 21:34 Post subject:
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"You need an antidote quickly"
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 00:15 Post subject:
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bump!
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Tamrissa
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 09:44 Post subject:
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hahaha banz 
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Trebel
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 09:50 Post subject:
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I was p****d this one time I got a fortune cookie. It said "You like chinese food". I was like wtf of course I do, I didn't get this gay cookie from a polish restaurant.
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Brael
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 10:54 Post subject:
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my a*****e feels like burning
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Aluaeia
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Posted: 04/04/03 - 12:01 Post subject:
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| Trebel wrote: | | I was p****d this one time I got a fortune cookie. It said "You like chinese food". I was like wtf of course I do, I didn't get this gay cookie from a polish restaurant. |
Well at least they were right, which is more than I can say for most fortune cookies.
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