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Celestra
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 12/04/03 - 09:13 Post subject: My condition... (rant, lots of f**k)
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I regret to inform you all that I am suffering from a (very mild I assure you!) case of Phone-Rage.
It's just like Roadrage but in this case severe outburts are triggered by f*****g idiots on the phone instead of in a car.
I hate the way my docter's assistants act on the phone. First of all... they are b*****s. It's not what they say, it's they way they say it. b*****s.
Second of all, they have specific times for specific things.
Call between 8 and 9 in the morning for an appointment for the same day.
Call in between 1 and 2 pm for an appointment the next day
Call blah for a renewed recipe
Call blah for when you have a question about a bill
Call whenever if you want someone to come over and wipe your f*****g ass
YOU NEED A f*****g LIST to remember all those f*****g times, and when you call at the wrong time they ask you to call back when I know they have the book with all the appointments RIGHT THERE on the f*****g DESK. But oh no! it's too much trouble to reach over, and jot my name down. IMAGINE THAT.
When I call for a recipe, I have to call back, coz GOD FORBID THEY'd HAVE TO TYPE MY NAME IN THE COMPUTAR OUTSIDE OF THE DESIGNATED 5 f*****g MINUTES A DAY THEY HAVE PLANNED FOR IT.
The thing is I wouldn't mind all this if they actually had some sort of phonesystem in place where I wouldn't have to redial the number 5 BILLION times because it's constantly engaged by all the other ppl who called back coz they called at the wrong time also. What age do these ppl think it is, get a f*****g computer to at least put ppl on hold waiting for their turn. Even if you do remember all the times, and believe me I actually *have* a list with the times... You can't call them between those hours because every f*****g body is doing the same thing, you can't get through because they're still working with an antiquated phonesystem.
I just called because I need them to give me a freeking copy of my stupid referral for some therapy I got for my neck so THE STUPID m***********s at my insurance company can READ IT so they will PAY MY f*****g THERAPY WHICH THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE THE f*****g FIRST TIME I SENT THEM THE f*****g REFERRAL. (they lost it, the dumbasses)
Ok... so I called.... What does the b***h say??????
Could you call back please because we're trying to have a break.
NGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..
For some reason I cannot begin to fathom I agree to this without making a stink about it like I usually do...
So I call back an hour later...
And they're not picking up.
They.... are.... not... picking... up....
.......
/starts rocking back and forth
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Zwadrich
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 09:14 Post subject:
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Hey f**k you b***h.... i wouldnt aswnser the phone either if you called 
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Celestra
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 09:16 Post subject:
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I am sick! be nice to me goddamnit.
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Zwadrich
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 09:17 Post subject:
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and my lip said... HEY FELLA'S!
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Janoth
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Joined: 17 Nov 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 09:18 Post subject:
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Yayyyyy. Bounce Bounce Bounce.
Yayy
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Renaan Hellfire
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 11:30 Post subject:
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Doctor's suck, their sectratary's suck,
SUCK SUCK SUCK!
/hug
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Zwadrich
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:05 Post subject:
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| Renaan Hellfire wrote: | Doctor's suck, their sectratary's suck,
SUCK SUCK SUCK!
/hug |
Keep that post count forever Ren!
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compusmack
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Joined: 15 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:09 Post subject:
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I can call a doctor's office at any time during the day for an appointment. Maybe the U.S. has a different system?
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:17 Post subject:
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This morning I was jerking off thinking about Celestra hiding in a closet, watching me deflower an 18yr old relative of hers.
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Janoth
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:18 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | | This morning I was jerking off thinking about Celestra hiding in a closet, watching me deflower an 18yr old relative of hers. |
I need 2 j**k it so bad but ppl are always around. GO AWAY FOR LIKE 4 HOURS PPL FFS
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:25 Post subject:
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| Celestra wrote: | | I am sick! be nice to me goddamnit. |
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Luturb
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Livermore, California
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 12:35 Post subject:
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I was expecting more f**k.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 15:55 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | | This morning I was jerking off thinking about Celestra hiding in a closet, watching me deflower an 18yr old relative of hers. |
...and his name was Barnaby, Vampire Initiate. Tell me, how fast did you tear his velvet pantaloons off before you pounded him? Did you accidentally knock off his wig in your haste to lick his powdered cheeks? How long did Celestra hide in the closet before vomitting with pride?? These queries must be answered!
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Plat4PoP
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:24 Post subject:
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recipe is new for me for prescription. I was so confused reading this, that and the word blah for a time reference.
Learn something new every day, damn was hoping to learn how to score 3 somes with hot models today too... maybe tomorrow.
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Bait Masterson
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:27 Post subject:
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Socialized medicine owns you
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Plat4PoP
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 16:29 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | Socialized medicine owns you |
Here is my socialized medicine and it does own me 
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Tamrissa
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Joined: 29 Nov 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 17:54 Post subject:
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/hugs cel hope ya feel better soon.
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Gato
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Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 18:12 Post subject:
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An ice pick and a stroll through their parking lot will relax you. 
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Tura
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Joined: 29 Oct 2003
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 18:16 Post subject:
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| Quote: | Could you call back please because we're trying to have a break.
NGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. |
ahhaha.....I love that! ...I can almost hear it verbally.
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Celestra
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 18:23 Post subject:
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| Bait Masterson wrote: | | Socialized medicine owns you |
You wouldn't say that if you saw how much I pay for it -=(
Recipe = literal translation, what can I say... I was angry so then the Dutch shines through ;p
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Occulis
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | ...and his name was Barnaby, Vampire Initiate. Tell me, how fast did you tear his velvet pantaloons off before you pounded him? Did you accidentally knock off his wig in your haste to lick his powdered cheeks? How long did Celestra hide in the closet before vomitting with pride?? These queries must be answered! |
hahah
thanks man, i just laughed in a customers ear.
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Silvermouse
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Posted: 12/04/03 - 20:03 Post subject:
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| Dunn wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | ...and his name was Barnaby, Vampire Initiate. Tell me, how fast did you tear his velvet pantaloons off before you pounded him? Did you accidentally knock off his wig in your haste to lick his powdered cheeks? How long did Celestra hide in the closet before vomitting with pride?? These queries must be answered! |
hahah
thanks man, i just laughed in a customers ear. |
I bet they were confused.
"Why is he laughing at me? Have I made a funny mistake? Where is my latte and cellphone??"
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