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My anus controlled by my digestive system?

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Occulis
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:36    Post subject: My anus controlled by my digestive system? Reply with quote

Is the doorway of muscle between my large intestine and the chair I sit in sentient? Or is it controlled by another intelligence? Another ... personality, if you will?

What if!

Indeed, what if?
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killswitch
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:46    Post subject: Re: My anus controlled by my digestive system? Reply with quote

Occulis wrote:
Is the doorway of muscle between my large intestine and the chair I sit in sentient? Or is it controlled by another intelligence? Another ... personality, if you will?

What if!

Indeed, what if?


OMG, this is f****d up. Stop thinking about your own ass, think about **** women's asses and everything will be okay.
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can use VNC to remote to your ass, and if the mood fancies me, I can make you shit your pants. Just like before.
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paco wrote:
I can use VNC to remote to your ass, and if the mood fancies me, I can make you shit your pants. Just like before.

VNC to someone's ass would probably give you s****y performance.
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinrakin wrote:
Paco wrote:
I can use VNC to remote to your ass, and if the mood fancies me, I can make you shit your pants. Just like before.

VNC to someone's ass would probably give you s****y performance.


that's the purpose
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sinrakin
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PostPosted: 02/26/04 - 16:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was trying to thing of a pun involving eating hot sauce, VNCing to someone's ass, and "punching a hole in the firewall", but it seemed like reaching a bit too much.
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