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Reebo
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1260
Location: Downtown Miami
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 Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:14 Post subject: My Run for Realpoor president
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My fellow Realpoor-ians, I stand here before you today because I wish to be your Realpoor President. I know some of you wonder why I have done this and the truth is, I did it because I was bored and felt like playing the drama queen.
Some of my opponents may say I am not ready for this office but I say f**k YOU. See my biggest rival Rootus has been spreading lies and peanut butter about me and this has got to stop.
Rootus is an Evil man who while filling your minds with porn will steel you will with his golden rod of will stealing.
Now if you elect me Realpoor president I process to uphold the office will all my being and to bring you better topics more high quality porn and lots and lots of warzes so on Nov 5 vote Reebo for realpoor president because if you don’t I’ll date your daughter.
Thank you.
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compusmack
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 6354
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:18 Post subject:
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You don't have enough postcount to be "president". The people want someone who is always around and someone who cares for them. If you spent more time here, i'd be more likely to support your candidacy.
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:24 Post subject:
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Those who deserve to govern rarely seek the postion =P
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Reebo
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1260
Location: Downtown Miami
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:24 Post subject:
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It is not the ammount of posts but the content of them. See i have been here a long time from the old VNboard but i do not wish to post just to see my count rise.
Perhaps a list of things you would look for in a president for realpoor and remember i am still looking for a VP let the public deside.
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 3135
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:26 Post subject:
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Elect me president of realpoor and I will get the Jews and A - rabs to whipe eachother out. The planet will be cleansed!
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Janoth
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 17 Nov 2002
Posts: 3135
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:27 Post subject:
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And everyone gets a free tub of butter pecan ice cream!
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Minion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 3474
Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:30 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | | Those who deserve to govern rarely seek the postion =P |
That's deep.
P.S. I vote for Janoth.
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Reebo
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1260
Location: Downtown Miami
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:31 Post subject:
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My god minion! NO!
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Banzai
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:31 Post subject:
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| Minion wrote: | | Banzai wrote: | | Those who deserve to govern rarely seek the postion =P |
That's deep.
P.S. I vote for Janoth. |
If he's give away free shit then I guess I will too.
No free shit = recall
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Minion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Posts: 3474
Location: The Ghetto
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:33 Post subject:
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| Banzai wrote: | | Minion wrote: | | Banzai wrote: | | Those who deserve to govern rarely seek the postion =P |
That's deep.
P.S. I vote for Janoth. |
If he's give away free shit then I guess I will too.
No free shit = recall |
Janoths ass is so big I could drive my hummer through it!
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Tolanin
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 3551
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Posted: 10/07/03 - 16:35 Post subject:
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I am voting for janoth.
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