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Jukas
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
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You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 02/06/04 - 21:12 Post subject: Re: My Ex-Girlfriend
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| median wrote: | I broke up with her a few months ago, she slept with another guy, and now she calls me all out of the blue saying, "i was thinking about you, I wanna talk".
f**k that dude. |
go over to her house, "talk", "make up", have "make-up ****", laugh at her on your way out the door.
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 02/06/04 - 21:15 Post subject:
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| Syke wrote: | | My advice to you is to put habinero sauce in the condom before you throw it in the trash! |
Holy shit, can't stop laughing, haha
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 02/06/04 - 21:24 Post subject:
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| Jukas wrote: |
You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state |
Calling someone inbred and misspelling daughter is fun.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 02/06/04 - 23:01 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | | i guess i just don't understand; do you know that you're a tool? is this an outbreak of what can only be known as paden syndrome, where the afflicted, albeit naturally "slow," panders to the crowd, showcasing his inability for attention? |
You don't talk like you're that old, you sound alot younger using words like "tool". Are you sure that's a picture of you?
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 02/06/04 - 23:03 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state |
Calling someone inbred and misspelling daughter is fun. |
If you glance at the keyboard, you'll notice that the "d" and "r" are close enough so that a fast typer might occasionally misskey.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 00:56 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state |
Calling someone inbred and misspelling daughter is fun. |
If you glance at the keyboard, you'll notice that the "d" and "r" are close enough so that a fast typer might occasionally misskey. |
I don't give someone who fails horribly at regression the benefit of the doubt though.
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khrath
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8750
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 01:08 Post subject:
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this post sucks
why do you care if some other dude f****d her, you think yer gonna marry a virgin or some shit? It's 2004, unless you get married at like 7 years old that aint happening, so some other dudes d**k was there before you.
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Silvermouse
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 12 Oct 2002
Posts: 11015
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 02:32 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state |
Calling someone inbred and misspelling daughter is fun. |
If you glance at the keyboard, you'll notice that the "d" and "r" are close enough so that a fast typer might occasionally misskey. |
I don't give someone who fails horribly at regression the benefit of the doubt though. |
Jukas rocks =/ Leave him alone or I'll shit on your grave.
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NickPSH
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5680
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 02:43 Post subject:
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| Silvermouse wrote: | | Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Silvermouse wrote: | | Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | Jukas wrote: |
You're that guy and his daughted who got married and were f*****g in Alabama weren't you?
wait.. that's 1/2 the state |
Calling someone inbred and misspelling daughter is fun. |
If you glance at the keyboard, you'll notice that the "d" and "r" are close enough so that a fast typer might occasionally misskey. |
I don't give someone who fails horribly at regression the benefit of the doubt though. |
Jukas rocks =/ Leave him alone or I'll shit on your grave. |
Alright, alright! I'll leave him alone.
p.s. will you still shit on my grave please?
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lodie
Luke Warm
Joined: 05 Nov 2002
Posts: 376
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 03:15 Post subject:
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of course it's not a picture of me; if i were old i'd be too busy paying teenage girls for **** to post on realpoor.
it's one of the pictures that came up when i google image searched for "black man."
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 12939
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 12:06 Post subject:
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| wellspoken wrote: | | Paco wrote: | I like lodie now, another one to join the fight against stupid youth.
Go team! |
sure i am young.
how old are you paco?
i am 21 and i think i am a little more mature than you think, it just doesn't seem like it here on rp.
i am a completely different person in rl and very easy to get along with. |
/sigh
http://www.realpoor.com/viewtopic.php?t=20495
it was humor and obviously waaay over everyone's heads. 
did anyone get it after reading that thread and then reading my comments or was that just too deep for everyone here?
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median
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 2183
Location: Hamillton, Canada
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 16:25 Post subject:
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i had **** w/ her last night.
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Herbgotti
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
Posts: 2110
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 16:26 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | i had **** w/ her last night. |
with the girl that cheated on you ??? You f*****g d*****s.. Where is your pride ?? Oh wait, it's stuck to the floor along with your man gel huh ??? hahhah. Well at least you got some...
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 18:02 Post subject:
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I'd totally hit it for old time's sake.
Then continue to hit it until I upgraded, while maintaining a strict no-relationship policy with her.
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Clevinger
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3765
Location: Austin
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 18:05 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | i had **** w/ her last night. |
you've chosen wisely
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 18:49 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: | | We're all forgetting the best part. Even if lodie is that old, he could beat the f*****g google out of you wellspoken. |
wooossshhhh! 
way over thier heads!
<3 tizzy 
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 19:37 Post subject:
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| median wrote: | | i had **** w/ her last night. |
wtf you f*g, after that lecture you gave me?
haha wtg!
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 2117
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 19:46 Post subject:
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| evilKhrath wrote: | this post sucks
why do you care if some other dude f****d her, you think yer gonna marry a virgin or some shit? It's 2004, unless you get married at like 7 years old that aint happening, so some other dudes d**k was there before you. |
thanks for the stunning visual
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Xion
RealPoor Guru
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 19:47 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | I'd totally hit it for old time's sake.
Then continue to hit it until I upgraded, while maintaining a strict no-relationship policy with her. |
follow this policy, and you can't go wrong
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Frax
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 8489
Location: Fuck yoiu fucking fuckers
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Posted: 02/07/04 - 22:16 Post subject:
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| lodie wrote: | of course it's not a picture of me; if i were old i'd be too busy paying teenage girls for **** to post on realpoor.
it's one of the pictures that came up when i google image searched for "black man." |
rofl, even if you were that old guy you could probably kick some ass. He looks like he could be a mean old m**********r.
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Gato
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 706
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Posted: 02/08/04 - 14:32 Post subject:
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<insert "I'd hit it. Twice" picture here>
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Xenden
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 08 Jan 2003
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Posted: 02/08/04 - 14:49 Post subject:
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| Tizitchy Tinkergnome wrote: |
p.s. will you still shit on my grave please? |
I will.
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