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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
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Location: Washington
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 Posted: 11/01/03 - 13:27 Post subject: Morning tech comedy
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I've had this guy on the phone for about a half hour now. His username is "hassel", but he pronounces it without the "H" and emphasis on the "L" so it sounds like he's saying "a*****e" every time.
"yes, my address is a*****e@isp.com"
"so this is the a*****e login right?"
"and I just type in a*****e?"
Tee-hee.
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 15:54 Post subject:
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Why have a username shithead@isp.net and one named satan (though the idiot that has the username can't spell it correctly... go f****n' figure). There's also a b***h and a b*****d <nods>
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:06 Post subject:
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Is it "saten"? We have a saten@isp.com, the one time I've talked to him, he introduced himself as being "reeeeally evil".
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:14 Post subject:
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Nope, this one said satan but had it spelled satin, Dunn has dealt with him on several occasions. Real moron here.
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wellspoken
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 7137
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:15 Post subject:
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i see that crap everyday lol
had someone with an email address asstrayfags@isp.com
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:21 Post subject:
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Yeah, don't you love f*****g tards that wanna be all cool and sinister with names like Satan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, but they can't even f*****g spell it? So you end up with Satin, Lucyfur, and Mefistophilly's, which of course ruins it for the whole mystique unless you are some 14 year old sub educated simpleton that doesn't know the difference.
Peopl who can't read but get computers and the internet are my biggest pet peeve though. How f*****g hard is it to read the words protocol, modem, and network for christ sake?
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Zapper
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 1512
Location: Connecticut
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:22 Post subject:
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arent you out in WV?
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Krumble
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 771
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:23 Post subject:
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Proto-what?
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 16:26 Post subject:
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| Zapper wrote: | | arent you out in WV? |
Please to be not reminding me!
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Nictathan
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 5531
Location: here... where I am... not with you
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 18:31 Post subject:
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I escaped WV... it was bad there...
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Nemo
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 05 Jan 2003
Posts: 2202
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
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Peopl ? |
People that can't spell people correctlly shouldn't call people who can't spell MUCH HARDER names morons.
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Tamrissa
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 29 Nov 2002
Posts: 7100
Location: at my computer
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 18:40 Post subject:
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ohh nooo he made a typo what ever will he do how ever will he live with himself??
i think ill have fish for dinner tonight! *glances at nemo*
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 18:41 Post subject:
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Yeah, like, spelling and grammar insults went out of style when the people that could spell were grossly outnumbers by those who couldn't.
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Nemo
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Joined: 05 Jan 2003
Posts: 2202
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Posted: 11/01/03 - 18:46 Post subject:
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| sornlia wrote: | ohh nooo he made a typo what ever will he do how ever will he live with himself??
i think ill have fish for dinner tonight! *glances at nemo* |
Only if I can eat you first.
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 1005
Location: No Place Interesting
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 09:55 Post subject:
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| Nemo wrote: | | TrueParadox wrote: |
Peopl ? |
People that can't spell people correctlly shouldn't call people who can't spell MUCH HARDER names morons. |
I can spell people just fine thanks, may not be able to type it worth shit while in the middle of b******g.
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Fanelien
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Joined: 18 Jul 2003
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 09:58 Post subject:
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| Spitulski wrote: | | Yeah, like, spelling and grammar insults went out of style when the people that could spell were grossly outnumbers by those who couldn't. |
you mean when the internet became publically accessible?
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TrueParadox
Sir Postalot
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 10:16 Post subject:
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| Fanelien wrote: | | Spitulski wrote: | | Yeah, like, spelling and grammar insults went out of style when the people that could spell were grossly outnumbers by those who couldn't. |
you mean when the internet became publically accessible? |
Some things never go out of style dude! Stupid people will always be stupid, ignorant people can be educated. Am I making fun of uneducated people? No. I'm making fun of stupid people, which I have all the right in the world to do so, with or without approval from anyone else. Great thing about not only the USA, but the internet.
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 6929
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 10:48 Post subject:
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| Nemo wrote: | | sornlia wrote: | ohh nooo he made a typo what ever will he do how ever will he live with himself??
i think ill have fish for dinner tonight! *glances at nemo* |
Only if I can eat you first. |
Ur a dirty little fish
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Domination
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 565
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 12:06 Post subject:
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on other forums, the classic retort to a typing attack;
"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."
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Faerdal
Toomuchtimeonhands
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 954
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 12:13 Post subject:
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nice one dom
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Spitulski
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 4344
Location: Washington
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Posted: 11/02/03 - 14:13 Post subject:
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Lol OUTNUMBERS! OUTNUMBERS! LOL
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