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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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 Posted: 02/23/04 - 19:31 Post subject: Monster in the grass
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I have returned from my journey to the farthest reaches of our planet. I have seen things that would amaze and terrify you normal mortals and I stood strong without fear to face the unknown.
My story begins on an island few know exist except of course the archmages who collect herbs here for their spell components. A beast of unimaginable terror tore through the brush and stared at me with its black eyes. Lost in the infinate doom of the creatures pupils I could do nothing but stand there in awe. The battle was awful and the creatures magic ancient and powerful and when it was done most of my energy was drained. The beast which I have come to call "Wicked Shelled Feind" had no color. It was every color and none but in the photograph I took of it (at great risk to my life) it took on the color green/brown (most likely a self defense to blend in, amazing). I could not defeat the creature but only force it to retreat with the few minor spells my mentor taught me. It is nice to be home and above all- alive. I give you the Wicked Shelled Feind in all its glory.
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Tex
Luke Warm
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 256
Location: Austin
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Posted: 02/23/04 - 19:34 Post subject:
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Greatest tale, ever.
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13293
Location: Moral Relativity Central
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Posted: 02/23/04 - 19:35 Post subject:
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This is the best post I've read here in a while. God bless you and may all your children earn billions of dollars and perhaps develope cures for cancer/aids/etc.
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Kilzalot
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
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Posted: 02/23/04 - 22:33 Post subject:
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WTB Movie rights to your story sir!
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ATM Banana
RealPoor Master of Posts
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
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Posted: 02/23/04 - 22:42 Post subject:
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hahaha nice.
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Spink
RealPoor Sensei
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1599
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 00:45 Post subject:
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i before e except after c.
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 16395
Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 00:47 Post subject:
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WELCOME BACK O BRAVE HOBBET!
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 04:38 Post subject:
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nice haha
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Zwadrich
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Joined: 12 Oct 2002
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 10:04 Post subject:
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This makes me warm and fuzzy
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru
Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Posts: 2162
Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 02/24/04 - 10:05 Post subject:
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so what does your sig mean zwad
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:32 Post subject:
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STARTEN!!! STARTENN!!!!
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Paco
RealPoor Jedi
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:33 Post subject:
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wtf?
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:36 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | STARTEN!!! STARTENN!!!! |
haha
Zwad's sig is just a screenshot of a game called "Gallow".
You have to guess the word, with each letter you pick you get one part of the picture, if you don't guess the word before the picture is done you lose. (ie: you've been hanged)
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:37 Post subject:
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STOPPENN!!!!!!!
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Sabalo
RealPoor Guru
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Location: Olympia, Washington
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:37 Post subject:
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so what makes it cool enough to be a sig? whats it say
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:38 Post subject:
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only stuff that is cool enough to be a sig is below...
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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Sabalo
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:39 Post subject:
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who are those chicks with the sausage.. i recognize em but dont recall
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 08:40 Post subject:
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omfg.
let me find it instead of reposting,,,
SO HAWT
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Celestra
RealPoor Master of Posts
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Posted: 02/25/04 - 09:32 Post subject:
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| Sabalo wrote: | | so what makes it cool enough to be a sig? whats it say |
Stoomboot means "steam boat".
And nothing makes it cool enough. His last sig was better ;p
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Tex
Luke Warm
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
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Location: Austin
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Posted: 04/28/05 - 16:13 Post subject:
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dgdsg
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Location: 375th st. Y
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Posted: 04/28/05 - 17:31 Post subject:
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NICE!
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Occulis
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 04/28/05 - 17:36 Post subject: Re: Monster in the grass
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d0000d what state / city you live in
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Overon
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Posted: 04/28/05 - 20:35 Post subject:
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when i read the title of this post i immediately thought of this picture
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atarom
Dalai Lama of RealPoor
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Posted: 04/29/05 - 01:37 Post subject:
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old and overused?
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Overon
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 04/29/05 - 03:13 Post subject:
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| atarom wrote: | | old and overused? |
which is probably why i thought of it
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Clevinger
RealPoor Guru
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Location: Austin
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Posted: 02/15/06 - 03:35 Post subject:
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bump (some threads should never die)!
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Hobbet
Sir Postalot
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Posted: 02/15/06 - 03:37 Post subject:
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Bump because this story is the bizomb and the person who wrote it is god.
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Clevinger
RealPoor Guru
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Posted: 02/15/06 - 03:51 Post subject:
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Wouldn't that make you God?!
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Plat4PoP
RealPoor Jedi
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Posted: 02/15/06 - 04:50 Post subject:
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| Spink wrote: | | i before e except after c. |
or when it sounds like an a (weigh)
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