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Syke
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 16:43    Post subject: Minion, a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, with turkey on rye. Reply with quote

f*k u. I can't ever seem to understand how someone so young could harbor such negative feelings towards others. Do your parents beat you constantly or something? I mean, You have your entire life ahead of you and you choose to sit in chat rooms and kick me out of abichat when I make one derogetory statement towards you. If you are that sensitive, why not just stop being an ass to everyone else, and kicking them out of Abichat. Maybe one day you will learn what it's like to have "friends", and how to treat them.

You really can't learn much from a group of geeks in a chat room or on a forum. All they can teach you is how to keep your processor cool and how much ram you need to run doom 3 when it comes out. You need to get "out" and do "stuff" so that you can build.."character", that way, when you finally decide to bite the bullet and walk through those double doors at your parents house, you will be able to make friends withouth them calling you..."geek" or "n**d", or "stinky", or say.. "what the f**k is Everquest?" or "How long have you been wearing those pair of boxers cause I can smell that shit from here."



Honestly d**k, wtf is your problem.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 16:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was slightly better than Majy's but it all boils down to the same shit.

You get a 2.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 16:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the turkey on rye dammit? I'm hungry Mad
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 17:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Considering I know jack shit about your personal life besides what I can see through your attitude in #Abichat and on this forum, I'm taking leaps trying to understand why the hell you always seem so malcontent.



EDIT: And why do you have such a hard on for flames? If I guess it right, do I get a prize or a d**k up my ass or something? please tell me why you are so hell bent to find the perfect flame. If you need someone that understands you, try a phone hotline, or go find some goths to hang out with.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 17:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll let you in on a little secret, the only ones who are malcontent, are people like you.

Regarding flames, I don't have a hard on for them. Though I can't help but sit back in awe at the sudden splurge of them, I guess they were building up in peoples minds while realpoor was down and they couldn't let themselves dwell in silence any longer.

Since you're the one flaming, you'll probably never understand the humor involved when 6 people start up topics on realpoor because they were unsatisfied with getting kicked from an IRC channel.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 17:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If I guess it right, do I get a prize or a d**k up my ass or something?"

That probably depends on wether you want a d**k up your ass or not...

I think Nah was offering, but he has a waiting list though so you should make up your mind quick.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

You see Syke, pathetic flame... you see, Beelz has lots of pathetic habits that make me laugh.

Like first off, one of his goals is to beat Khrath in lines in a month in Abichat... now wtf? Can't you think of something better to do with your time? Like I dunno... get a job?

Or even better, his self proclaimed "policing" of the topic of Abichat. It's a f*****g topic man, let it go... no one cares. Especially after the same shit has been on there for a week, I think that those that it matters to have seen it within a day. Waste of time and energy... spend it getting a job or maybe even, dare I say it, get laid!

Oh and for everyone out there that enjoys Anime, god knows you aren't really a fan unless you spend your day scouring the reaches of the net looking for shit directly off Tokyo TV like Beelz! What's the use? You can't even understand what their saying, let alone catch wind of the plot. Once again, time wasted on something so trivial that even if you had a job I'd tell you to go get overtime instead of doing.

So anyways, I'm sure Beelz will kick me in Abichat for this once he reads it, which will make his whole voting thing easier. But that's ok, I guess if that's how he builds his self esteem I can stand the screen changing a little bit for that.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a 4.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minion, we're trying to help you out. You're like 13, you should be out having fun with friends, so go make some. Seriously, You sit here all day on IRC and this board. You post here like 20 times a day, in time spans of 8 hours or more, you shouldn't be spending so much time on the Internet. No one here is trying to criticize you, but obviously your parents did a s****y job of raising you thus far if all you want to do is lock yourself away all day long and stare at your computer screen. This is not a healthy process, and I'm no doctor but I think you should probably get out and learn to play basketball or some other type of sport. Most people come here for a good laugh or just to make a quick post on a topic which interests them and check back later to see what's up. You sit here like this is all you have in your life, and dude...you're a guy. It's not like you can't make friends just because you're ugly or a huge geek or n**d or whatever your social problems consist of, because there are still (unfortunately) other people like you, and guys are more accepting when it comes to making friends...Although this might not be the case in the "lower" social circles of junior high/high school, so it may be even be easier for you. Maybe if you stopped being so angry at yourself for being such a loser you can get out a little and get a life, you'd be a much happier and more pleasant indivdual. As for rating other peoples posts...do posts on a webpage really mean so much to you that you need to sit there and contemplate what rating they deserve? Many of your posts are between 1 and 3 words, and the others that are more than half of a paragraph consist of you rambling about god knows what using words you don't understand. On a scale of 1 to 10, you suck. A lot.

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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

You blow.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 thumbs up for Alarachs mother.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, another kicked users jumps in for the action. The predictability in this is so easy it's quite sad really.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two thumbs up Majy's mother's ass.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice, my mom needs that.

And, Beels...

*sigh*...

Dude, you kick people because it gives you a feeling of power, you like control over the topic because it gives you a feeling of power...this is a feeling you never feel in real life, yet you enjoy it...this is why you sit on IRC all day. People here have their dicks up your ass because they are perhaps just as pathetic as you, and this gives you a feeling of power...so you sit on the boards all day. In real life, you have no power, you're a loser, you have always been a loser. Maybe you get your ass kicked in school, maybe you finally got the balls to ask out some girl and she told you straight out what a loser you are...obviously something happened to make you hate your real life, but you can't escape reality completely. No matter how much you sit on the computer, you know you're still a loser, you know you have no friends...which is really sad for a person of your age...I feel sorry for you more than anything else...I guess you just have zero satisfaction in your life so you come here to seek that...it must really hurt now to see how you can't even get that anymore.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reply with one line, and I get a paragraph response that I don't even read.

The flames towards me are always the greatest.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 18:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

You read it, sorry that you are so insecure of yourself to provide a decent reply. At least admit it's factual, maybe we can work from there.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 19:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't read it. Though I read the last one, because it was only a line.

Most of your posts are just a waste of time because it's all crap I don't care about. You're lecturing an audience that doesn't care to listen. As of now the only means I can justify it with is that you're just bent and genuinely want to retort at me.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 19:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, if you checked your own poll "Is Beels Gay" or however you spelt it, you'd realize that you're not well liked. My posts are in an effort to aid you in reversing this, so if you haven't read them, put down the f*****g thesaurus because it takes you 30 minutes to post one line, and read the stuff I sent you. They're most likely only 2 minutes worth of reading, and it may be in your best interest.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 19:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why should I bother? It's the same trash that has been recited by hundreds before you. Even before the dawn of Realpoor, when you had long since quit EQ, people were calling me a no-life-virgin-socially-outcasted-loser-(insert more about insecurities, power, and internet personality) and so on. I'd like to say you're the first king of this hill but you're not. Sorry pal. You're one of many hypocrites that has flung himself in my general direction.

Regarding me not being well liked, if I gave a shit, I wouldn't continue posting. But thanks, Captain Obvious. You'll be happy to know a couple of people tried to beg Alarach to ban me from #abichat, but he refused to do it!
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 19:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's unhelpable (is that actually a word?)... just give up Majy... it's useless. He thinks he has everything figured out and he thinks that his life is perfectly acceptable to him. Let him be a loser, ignore his drama, and leave him be. He'll calm down in the end.

Oh and that question you asked earlier Beelz, the answer still stands as the same... just so you know.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nictathan wrote:
He's unhelpable (is that actually a word?)... just give up Majy... it's useless. He thinks he has everything figured out and he thinks that his life is perfectly acceptable to him. Let him be a loser, ignore his drama, and leave him be. He'll calm down in the end.

Oh and that question you asked earlier Beelz, the answer still stands as the same... just so you know.


Who's to say he needs help?

I find it somewhat amusing that you people just don't get the point here, he doesn't care what you think.

And as long as that remains true, all these posts are doing is raising your post count, because he nor anyone else seems to care.

From what it sounds like to me, all he's done is kick a few cry babies out of abichat, and all of a sudden he needs help? Comon...
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Actually, if you checked your own poll "Is Beels Gay" or however you spelt it, you'd realize that you're not well liked.


And it should matter if you're liked or not. When you go around worrying what someone or a group (oooh, especially the realpoor crowd!) thinks about you, why not just end your life that very f*****g second, because the rest of your life will be meaningless, subordinate, and trite; in other words, you're just another mindless zombie.

I'm done.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I was thinking Geth :p

I stopped caring a long time ago.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

roses are red, and you like c**k!
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gah... there's nothing wrong with spending all day on the internet. Lord knows if the internet was around when I was 15 I probably would've been parked on it all day too. BUT, it's sooo easy to scam chicks on the internet... I seriously hope anybody that spends that much time on it has met a few in his travels.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 20:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's a "woman?"
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wom·an Pronunciation Key (wmn)
n. pl. wom·en (wmn)
An adult female human.
Women considered as a group; womankind: “Woman feels the invidious distinctions of **** exactly as the black man does those of color” (Elizabeth Cady Stanton).
An adult female human belonging to a specified occupation, group, nationality, or other category. Often used in combination: an Englishwoman; congresswoman; a saleswoman.
Feminine quality or aspect; womanliness.
A female servant or subordinate.
Informal.
A wife.
A female lover or sweetheart. See Usage Note at lady. See Usage Note at man. See Usage Note at person.
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 21:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop posting befor you make beels cry
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 22:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

i talked to beels earlier and he was crying on the phone because people are soo mean to him. all he wants is ur luv =/
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PostPosted: 10/16/02 - 23:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, more people who suck Beels's c**k! Guess what, you're all sucking off a loser...but at least he's getting ass somewhere. Thanks boys!
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